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  • handmaiden
    Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 11163

    #3076
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Our Lord certainly knows how to properly punish those who oppose Him.

    Richard Leakey, a "paleoanthropologist" who actual life work was to spit in Baby Jesus' face by finding so-called "pre-human" fossils, is dead. . . All the focus of the past couldn't prevent his future trip to Hell.
    His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

    Guns For God and the Economy

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    • Dennis Lukes
      Innkeeper for Christ
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2018
      • 2376

      #3077
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      Jen, you idiot. Instead of an image of those twins, you somehow managed to post an image of the demons that arrived to drag them off to Hell!
      I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
      Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
      But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
      From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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      • Romeo Rovagnati
        Jesuit Insurgency Operative
        Forum Member
        • Aug 2016
        • 614

        #3078
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Originally posted by The Attention Seeker Jen
        Speaking of demons,

        just look at this wrinkled mummy in Japan clinging to her dear life.


        If anyone is going to be on my 2022 dead pool predictions, it's her. If we learned from Betty White, God's in a mood lately to whack off lovable geriatrics shy of their milestone birthdays.



        She has over 100 years and she still looks younger! The power of the cartoonish demons with big eyes the Japs worship must be so strong!

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22825

          #3079
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
          Poor Desmond, he died Tutu soon. Tutu soon?
          Certainly a candidate for Satan's pit. The man had no talent at all and when he posted on Landover, he was shunned with many votes recording: "Being so boring a poster that our Pastors get brain cancer".
          Originally posted by Romeo Rovagnati View Post
          She has over 100 years and she still looks younger! The power of the cartoonish demons with big eyes the Japs worship must be so strong!
          I suspect it her fear of Hell that keeps her going. 119 years of denying Jesus is not going to go down well in Heaven.

          Perhaps you could sell her a relic or hold a mass (for a fee)...
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • handmaiden
            Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
            True Christian™
            • May 2010
            • 11163

            #3080
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Someone named Peter Bogdonavich died. He did something in Hollywood. I'm sure it was dirty.
            His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

            Guns For God and the Economy

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            • WilliamJenningsBryan
              True Christian™
               
              • Jan 2007
              • 9383

              #3081
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
              Someone named Peter Bogdonavich died. He did something in Hollywood. I'm sure it was dirty.
              Peter Bogdonavich was one of those Hellywood "hyphenates" (actor-director-etc.). He directed the insufferable movie "What's Up, Doc?" (1972, starring Barbra Streisand and Ryan O'Neal) - a lone notable achievement enough to earn him eternal damnation in the Lake of Fire.
              Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
              brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
              ...and get off my lawn
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              • Dennis Lukes
                Innkeeper for Christ
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2018
                • 2376

                #3082
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Originally posted by The Attention Seeker Jen
                Sidney Poitier just died.

                Guess Who's Coming to Satan's Dinner? Lol.
                The tributes for Sidney Pwateeyay are already rolling in from "President" Biden, Obama, Oprah, Harry Belafonte, Quincy Jones, and many other servants of Satan. The flags have been lowered to half-mast in his native Bahamas, and doubtless will be in here every blue state as well.
                I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
                  An old soul
                  True Christian™
                  • Aug 2013
                  • 4816

                  #3083
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  Catholic/Muslim/New Ager Sinéad O’Connor is presently circling the platform. So soon now.

                  "My world would collapse without you. You are my heart. Please don’t stop it from beating. Please don’t harm yourself. Go to the Gardai and let’s get you to hospital."

                  The Gardaí have confirmed that the search for 17-year-old Shane O’Connor has ended following the recovery of a body in the Bray area of Wicklow...

                  https://www.theguardian.com/music/20...-going-missing
                  If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                  • Dennis Lukes
                    Innkeeper for Christ
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2018
                    • 2376

                    #3084
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
                    Catholic/Muslim/New Ager Sinéad O’Connor is presently circling the platform. So soon now.
                    Yes, she's awful and going to Hell to be with her son once she dies. But let's not forget, she also gave the most epic middle finger to the Antichrist since Ali Ağca:

                    I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                    Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                    But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                    From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                    • Isabella White
                      True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
                       
                      • Mar 2019
                      • 4276

                      #3085
                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      Originally posted by The Attention Seeker Jen
                      Famous French TV show host the Bogdanoff twins, Igor and Grichka, both have passed away six days apart from each other at the ages of 72

                      Igor, the oldest before 40 mins after birth (29 August 1949 - 3 January 2022)
                      Grichka (29 August 1949 - 28 December 2021)

                      I'm trying to decide if these two men actually make me more attractive if they'd been standing next to me. I swear, their face jobs are more lumpy than my bout of mumps.

                      Dear Miss Nettles: If you are going to post scary photos on , kindly give us a bit of warning before doing so. I almost dropped my Crown Derby cup and saucer!

                      And, who on Earth were these people? Were they famous for something? Being trannies, perhaps? Or, did you use some clever, computer photoshopping hocus-pocus to distort their features?
                      (Mrs.) Isabella White

                      Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                      • handmaiden
                        Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 11163

                        #3086
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        Originally posted by Isabella White View Post
                        Dear Miss Nettles: If you are going to post scary photos on , kindly give us a bit of warning before doing so. I almost dropped my Crown Derby cup and saucer!

                        And, who on Earth were these people? Were they famous for something? Being trannies, perhaps? Or, did you use some clever, computer photoshopping hocus-pocus to distort their features?
                        Sister Isabella, I have, on occasion, encountered a thumbnail image showing the disturbing visage posted above. I was never tempted in any way to click on the link associated with the image. But what disturbs me now is knowing that there were two of them out there. I'm ashamed to confess this, but that very thought shakes my faith in the notion of a merciful God.

                        I will have to repair to my prayer closet and ask Jesus to forgive me for my weakness in doubting His essential character. If, in His Divine Wisdom and Greatness, has allowed blobfish and naked mole rats to exist, then I guess there is some reason why He set those two to walk upon the earth.
                        His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                        Guns For God and the Economy

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                        • Dennis Lukes
                          Innkeeper for Christ
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2018
                          • 2376

                          #3087
                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                          If, in His Divine Wisdom and Greatness, has allowed blobfish and naked mole rats to exist, then I guess there is some reason why He set those two to walk upon the earth.
                          An apt analogy, Sister Handmaiden, and the reason is for the amusement of decent folks. In the Bible, Jealous lists off some of the kinds of freaks He doesn't care for: the blind, cripples, the extra-limbed (Leviticus 21:18), hunchbacks, dwarves, castrati (Leviticus 21:20), and lepers (Numbers 5:2). There's also something in there about four-legged chickens (Leviticus 11:20). The Lord God arbitrarily deformed these abominations on purpose as a demonstration of His power (John 9:2-3). Therefore they exist to be publicly displayed for normal people to jeer and gawk at and remember to obey God. In the past, this was done in freak shows. Today, it's done on TLC and YouTube.
                          I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                          Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                          But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                          From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                          • Isabella White
                            True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
                             
                            • Mar 2019
                            • 4276

                            #3088
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
                            An apt analogy, Sister Handmaiden, and the reason is for the amusement of decent folks. In the Bible, Jealous lists off some of the kinds of freaks He doesn't care for: the blind, cripples, the extra-limbed (Leviticus 21:18), hunchbacks, dwarves, castrati (Leviticus 21:20), and lepers (Numbers 5:2). There's also something in there about four-legged chickens (Leviticus 11:20). The Lord God arbitrarily deformed these abominations on purpose as a demonstration of His power (John 9:2-3). Therefore they exist to be publicly displayed for normal people to jeer and gawk at and remember to obey God. In the past, this was done in freak shows. Today, it's done on TLC and YouTube.
                            Amen, dear Brother Lukes; and, here are some of those unfortunate, bound freaks, proudly and shamefully displaying their show on the internet — laughing merrily in the Face of the :

                            (Mrs.) Isabella White

                            Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                            • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
                              An old soul
                              True Christian™
                              • Aug 2013
                              • 4816

                              #3089
                              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              Originally posted by The Attention Seeker Jen
                              Jen, look. We don't tolerate racism or racist slurs on this forum as you should know by now. You means you can't refer to the Indians (dots not feathers), or any of the lesser races, as Pakis, slants, jigs, jigaboos, jib jabs, jibba jabbas, wogs, wops, N*groidals, coons, abos; the sheep shaggers, the Micks, the mutts, the mulattos, Chinks, ragheads and jungle bunnies. Those words are out. Try and have a little more sensitivity to their cultural inferiority.
                              If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                              • handmaiden
                                Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                                True Christian™
                                • May 2010
                                • 11163

                                #3090
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Originally posted by The Attention Seeker Jen
                                Just throwing this out there....

                                Was Betty White possibly murdered?

                                Think about it. She just did an interview with People's Magazine and was reported healthy and active. Why would she suddenly drop dead?

                                There's a growing rumor about the Covid vaccines and that healthy elderly people are suddenly dropping like flies. If that's true, then Dr. Fauci and the WHO have a lot to answer for.
                                There are reports online that she had received a Covid booster shot only three days before her death. Congress needs to put together an investigative committee to look into this. I can't think of any other reason why a healthy 99 and 9/10's year old woman would die in her sleep like that. . . Of course, she is also reported to have loved animals a whole lot. Has anyone interviewed or examined her family pets to learn if there were signs of abuse? Who better to orchestrate a death by "natural causes" than members of the natural world?
                                His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                                Guns For God and the Economy

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