[Basilissa]

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I'm not sure whether two notes constitutes a song

Unfortunately, it seems like endless repetition of two notes does pass for "music" these days - "songs" of the "genre" that my late mother (condemned to the deepest pits of Hell for her wicked beliefs) used to call the "woop-woop music" - reduced not just to two notes, but also to a monotonous beat with no subtleties.

[MitzaLizalor]

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a song

I'm not sure whether two notes constitutes a song

[Diesel Stanford]

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Well, this was of some concern to me, dear, as one of our senior District Judges - a very fine man - is called Paul Johnson. But a quick call to his wife confirms that he is just fine.

THIS Paul yes. I think it was blasphemous of this DJ to be named after a senior District Judge from Iowa.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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And another one of Satan's DJ's entered the gates of hell. A man called Paul Johnson.

Well, this was of some concern to me, dear, as one of our senior District Judges - a very fine man - is called Paul Johnson. But a quick call to his wife confirms that he is just fine.


Please try to be less ambiguous in future. For a moment there, I was almost distressed.

[Diesel Stanford]

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And another one of Satan's DJ's entered the gates of hell. A man called Paul Johnson. Ironically, he had produced a song called "Get Get Down".

[Diesel Stanford]

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Mark 3:28-29Matthew 12:32Luke 12:10


People say it's just a lifestyle option, like wearing Milanese styles instead of Irish tweed.

But it's not.

Woman two is a redhead. Another satanic devil. I don't see much difference between Milanese and Irish.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Mark 3:28-29Matthew 12:32Luke 12:10


People say it's just a lifestyle option, like wearing Milanese styles instead of Irish tweed.

But it's not.

Satan is inducting 3 goths today and although it's questioned how we know this, after all music is just a taste like whether your new coat has pompoms, we can still read the lyrics. First up it's The Tops (Dusty Hill) whom we can picture answering God.

James 4:7b Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.

Lean down with your hot spot
Hit you with the blue voodoo¹

I'm hearing voices in my head - Can't tell you what they're saying
I feel the devil's jaws - Got me in his claws²

Can't keep my nose clean livin' in sin alright³

Are those words celebrating Jesus? No. They are words of outright defiance. In order to do voodoo it's essential to reject God, deny Christ and declare the Holy Ghost a liar. Only then can voodoo work leading to phase two: voices. Having spurned Christ's protection, these are the voices of demons leading to a life of unmitigated evil. It's right there in the lyrics.

Following on, it's The Slipknots (Joey Jordison) with little need for imagination; fortunately this freak-show cooked theirs years ago so they won't miss it.

Philippians 4:8 Whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things.

Salivate litigate liberate madness sadness
|EXPLETIVE DELETED| this - How long have I had this? - I don't need this
Outta my business - Insert engage betrayed my God Fraud - Liberate my madness⁴

Oh, my God - I won't give another soul to you - I won't give another life to you
I won't give another thought to you - I won't give anymore of my hope to you⁵

So step inside, step inside - See the Devil in I - See the Devil in I⁶

Charming. Outright explicit projectile vomit over everything leading anyone to Heaven. But is it art?

Leaving that aside brings us to The Metal Churches (Mike Howe) where the band name alone is enough regardless of its personnel. The metal ethos permeates all.

Zephaniah 3:8 Wait ye upon me, saith the LORD, until the day that I rise up to the prey: for my determination is to gather the nations, that I may assemble the kingdoms, to pour upon them mine indignation, even all my fierce anger: for all the earth shall be devoured with the fire of my jealousy.

When you look at yourself you can see a bewildering soul
A shell of a once stable man who's lost all control
You've journeyed so long now you've sealed all your plans
But when you look at your reflection you try to understand
In the mirror of lies⁷

In each case the thrust of artistic effort is projected against God. But more than that, after all, Paul was pretty anti-God at one stage. Simply killing Christians is one thing, Christians go to Heaven, whereas this stuff is designed to suck out souls giving nothing in return. Satan knows his property well but is avaricious, always wanting more. Debraining used to be possible but is frowned on nowadays so he's switched tack. First get them blaspheming. Next he's got their souls. Thirdly, the good bit from his perspective, make them write your lyrics but WHOOOOOPS SATAN!! You've shown your hand!!! The Bible tells us there is no remedy. These wretches are doomed. When people ask, how do we know? Here's the answer: read the lyrics. No sane person would wanna hear the music!




1. Fuzzbox Voodoo
2. Threshold of a Breakdown
3. Thug
4. Liberate
5. The Opium of the People
6. The Devil in I
7. Mirror of Lies

[Diesel Stanford]

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I never listen to the metal. "They" say they always go in threes. Who is They? Satan. And he's getting three nice ones this week!

METAL CHURCH (never heard of them, bound to be dreadful)
SLIPKNOT This cacophonous racket has actually been posted somewhere: atrocious, as you'd expect with a name like that.

Glatians 3:13c . . it is written, Cursed is every one that hangeth on a tree

and no prizes for guessing what "slipknot" means

Mike Howe and Joey Jordison respectively. Just so we'll know the harmonies available in Hell I've looked up two examples; in reverse order:

SLIPKNOT (no way of knowing who's who)	METAL CHURCH (the deceased is singing)
.DO NOT WATCH. FOR PARENTAL INFORMATION ONLY	.FAINTING HAZARD PASTOR REQUIRED. MAKE SURE HE'S STANDING BEHIND YOU

Two more people joining hell. Amazing we got rid of them. Praise God!

[Bruhman73638]

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Someone told me carpet nuking wouldn't work because Afghans can see air currents and know where to stand to avoid the fumes. Shortly after, as is often God's way, I was taken up the side of a mountain. Supposedly a pleasure jaunt but unpleasantly cold with considerable wind. As we drove along the winding road, I saw a dramatic change in trees. Great big tall specimens green and majestic alternated with about as opposite as you could get. Perhaps a map would help.

1 – Entering the windy mountain road.
2 – Quite nice trees here.
3 – Stunning tall green & majestic forest.
4 – Round the bend, horrible wizened things greet our eyes.
5 – Tall & majestic.
6 – Horrible wizened.
7 – Tall & majestic.
8 – Horrible wizened.
9, 9, 9 – Tall & majestic.
10 – Horrible wizened.
9 – Tall & majestic.
10 – Horrible wizened.
9 – Tall & majestic.
10 – Horrible wizened.
* End of road, approaching village, snowing.

The very abrupt changes in vegetation were due to the wind, some spots being permanently sheltered and never getting any rain, others enjoying a high rainfall unlike me. I said it was a mountain road: dirt track would be closer. Some sort of forestry access I guess, “Oh let's put all the windows down and breathe some fresh mountain air!” announced my host whereupon the car filled up with wasps. “Wow!” he said. “If I drive really fast we'll blow them out!” That did actually work but our pleasure ride became more like a roller coaster with dirt and gravel flying around and the higher we got the more dismal it became until at the end [the last 10 and *] we came swooping down into the village right as the blizzard struck. Fortunately we did not sit outside eating Devonshire cream teas as planned.

Of course Devonshire teas are not paramount in the minds of Taliban goons but observation of flora, together with local knowledge, would indeed shelter them from nukes. I was very surprised how abruptly the rain shadow stopped & started. Similar to when a mountain casts a shadow in the sun: either you're in the shadow or not. And it's the same with the wind. Of course by nuking in both directions or a criss-crossed pattern, that would have been overcome so I can only assume there was another reason for not doing so.

The last three metalheads boarding the train were DUSTY, MIKE and JOEY. Who are Jody and Rusty? Please try to stay on topic.

Sorry, I got their names confused

[MitzaLizalor]

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It's now some 20 years later and the Taliban is still in Afghanistan.

Someone told me carpet nuking wouldn't work because Afghans can see air currents and know where to stand to avoid the fumes. Shortly after, as is often God's way, I was taken up the side of a mountain. Supposedly a pleasure jaunt but unpleasantly cold with considerable wind. As we drove along the winding road, I saw a dramatic change in trees. Great big tall specimens green and majestic alternated with about as opposite as you could get. Perhaps a map would help.

1 – Entering the windy mountain road.
2 – Quite nice trees here.
3 – Stunning tall green & majestic forest.
4 – Round the bend, horrible wizened things greet our eyes.
5 – Tall & majestic.
6 – Horrible wizened.
7 – Tall & majestic.
8 – Horrible wizened.
9, 9, 9 – Tall & majestic.
10 – Horrible wizened.
9 – Tall & majestic.
10 – Horrible wizened.
9 – Tall & majestic.
10 – Horrible wizened.
* End of road, approaching village, snowing.

The very abrupt changes in vegetation were due to the wind, some spots being permanently sheltered and never getting any rain, others enjoying a high rainfall unlike me. I said it was a mountain road: dirt track would be closer. Some sort of forestry access I guess, “Oh let's put all the windows down and breathe some fresh mountain air!” announced my host whereupon the car filled up with wasps. “Wow!” he said. “If I drive really fast we'll blow them out!” That did actually work but our pleasure ride became more like a roller coaster with dirt and gravel flying around and the higher we got the more dismal it became until at the end [the last 10 and *] we came swooping down into the village right as the blizzard struck. Fortunately we did not sit outside eating Devonshire cream teas as planned.

Of course Devonshire teas are not paramount in the minds of Taliban goons but observation of flora, together with local knowledge, would indeed shelter them from nukes. I was very surprised how abruptly the rain shadow stopped & started. Similar to when a mountain casts a shadow in the sun: either you're in the shadow or not. And it's the same with the wind. Of course by nuking in both directions or a criss-crossed pattern, that would have been overcome so I can only assume there was another reason for not doing so.

Jody and Rusty, may their souls etc.

The last three metalheads boarding the train were DUSTY, MIKE and JOEY. Who are Jody and Rusty? Please try to stay on topic.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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And, Donald Rumsfeld is now on the Train. I thought this day would never come, but at the age of 88, I knew he couldn't keep moving for much longer!

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory/family-defense-secretary-donald-rumsfeld-dies-88-78587749?cid=clicksource_4380645_1_heads_hero_live_headlines_hed

I can't say I feel the slightest bit sorry to hear of this. After the way Mr. Rumsfeld so brazenly demanded that our beloved President Donald J. Trump concede the election to sleepy Joe Burden, I'd say that this ticket for the train is only appropriate!

https://uproxx.com/viral/dick-cheney...-admit-defeat/

Godly George W. Bush gave Donald Rumsfeld a job to do - wipe out the Taliban. It's now some 20 years later and the Taliban is still in Afghanistan. That Dick Cheney daughter is turning out to be a bad apple as well.

[Bruhman73638]

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I never listen to the metal. "They" say they always go in threes. Who is They? Satan. And he's getting three nice ones this week!

METAL CHURCH (never heard of them, bound to be dreadful)
SLIPKNOT This cacophonous racket has actually been posted somewhere: atrocious, as you'd expect with a name like that.

Glatians 3:13c . . it is written, Cursed is every one that hangeth on a tree

and no prizes for guessing what "slipknot" means

Mike Howe and Joey Jordison respectively. Just so we'll know the harmonies available in Hell I've looked up two examples; in reverse order:

SLIPKNOT (no way of knowing who's who)	METAL CHURCH (the deceased is singing)
.DO NOT WATCH. FOR PARENTAL INFORMATION ONLY	.FAINTING HAZARD PASTOR REQUIRED. MAKE SURE HE'S STANDING BEHIND YOU

Rip Jody and Rusty, may their souls be woven into the fine fabric of death METAL and rock and roll history 🙏

[MitzaLizalor]

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Oh, and another satanic rock musician died too to enter the flames. Dusty Hill from CC Top

I never listen to the metal. "They" say they always go in threes. Who is They? Satan. And he's getting three nice ones this week!

METAL CHURCH (never heard of them, bound to be dreadful)
SLIPKNOT This cacophonous racket has actually been posted somewhere: atrocious, as you'd expect with a name like that.

Glatians 3:13c . . it is written, Cursed is every one that hangeth on a tree

and no prizes for guessing what "slipknot" means

Mike Howe and Joey Jordison respectively. Just so we'll know the harmonies available in Hell I've looked up two examples; in reverse order:

SLIPKNOT (no way of knowing who's who)	METAL CHURCH (the deceased is singing)
.DO NOT WATCH. FOR PARENTAL INFORMATION ONLY	.FAINTING HAZARD PASTOR REQUIRED. MAKE SURE HE'S STANDING BEHIND YOU

[Isabella White]

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And ... another -bound sinner is being taken on the Choo-Choo Train to Eternal Damnation. People might remember Ron Popeil, the man who had "info-mercials" on television, to sell household gadgets, cheap appliances and other foolish money-wasters that nobody needs.

Ron Popeil, the prolific infomercial spokesman behind “as seen on TV” products like the Showtime Rotisserie and Hair in a Can, has died. He was 86.
Popeil died early Wednesday morning at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center following a “severe medical emergency” on Tuesday, Popeil’s family told TMZ.

https://www.thewrap.com/ron-popeil-s...ng-dies-at-86/

I cannot say how relieved I am to learn of this death. Mr. Popeil's trip to eternal fire is so very well-deserved! Who can forget the horrible ordeal that was experienced by dear Mr. Rudy Giuliani, when he was shipped the wrong hair dye product! will not be mocked!

Galatians 6:7 "Be not deceived; is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap."

[Diesel Stanford]

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Oh, and another satanic rock musician died too to enter the flames. Dusty Hill from CC Top or whatever way you pronounce them. One drunkard, adulterer and gambler less on this earth.