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  • #721
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    Unrepentant Satan worshiper Walter Cronkite is on his way to hell, where he wanted to go:
    Cronkite said later in the same speech:
    You know what, Uncle Walt? You're going to get your wish!
    He was one of the chief architects of the moon landing hoax. I'm sure Satan is packing green cheese up his anus right now.


    Leviticus 26:27-29

    27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
    28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
    29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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    • #722
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      Originally posted by Citan View Post
      One day he was feeling so misserable he resorted to self-mutilation, which is wrong, but doesn't make him a retard.
      No, he cut his ear off as a gift for a whore.
      He was a psychotic autist, maybe that's why he's really original.

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      • #723
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
        . . . I'm sure Satan is packing green cheese up his anus right now.

        and then sending in the blind Hell rats to eat it . . .
        Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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        • #724
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          Oh. I saw a new entry and thought maybe God finally smote Swayze.
          Posted via Prayer

          1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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          • #725
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
            Oh. I saw a new entry and thought maybe God finally smote Swayze.

            Swayze is taking a whole lot of smoting, ain't he ??
            Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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            • #726
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              nytimes.com
              http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/04/fashion/04sims.html




              Naomi Sims, whose appearance as the first black model on the cover of Ladies’ Home Journal in November 1968 was a consummate moment of the Black is Beautiful movement, and who went on to design successful collections of wigs and cosmetics for black women under her name, died Saturday in Newark. She was 61 and lived in Newark.

              Ms. Sims is sometimes referred to as the first black supermodel.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • #727
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                You'd think that at some point those people would run out of special privileges to demand.
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                • #728
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  WOO WOO! God strikes down another Hellyweird lieberal elitist! Chugga choo chugga choo! Goodbye, filth monger John Hughes, enjoy the Hellfast Club, you won't be Hell Alone experiencing the heat of Sixteen FOREVER HELLFIRE Candles! CHOO CHOO!

                  404 | Fox News
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                  1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                  Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                  Blogging for CHRIST!
                  Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                  All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                  Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                  On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                  My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                  • #729
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    The hell train has been busy. It has picked up a big-haired Hellyweird director who glorified teen harlotry:

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                    and a Canuck injin who demanded special privileges:

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                    How do you say, "Tickets, please" in injin with a valley-girl accent?
                    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                    Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                    • #730
                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      My oh my, that poor saintly injun. He only killed a few Good Godly White people, robbed a bunch, ran over a nice guy. Why did people persecute him?
                      I will not waste words on Hollyweird.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • #731
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                        "BILLY MAYS HERE....IN HELL!!!"



                        The Good Lord has had a busy week casting sinners into Hell! Praise Jesus!

                        CBS News                         Autopsy: Cocaine contributed to Billy Mays' death‎ -
                        Tampa, Fla. » An autopsy report shows that cocaine use contributed to the heart disease that suddenly killed TV pitchman Billy Mays in June, officials announced Friday. The Hillsborough County medical examiner's office previously determined that the bearded, boisterous TV spokesman had a heart attack in his sleep. His wife found him unresponsive in bed in their Tampa condo June 28.

                        Mays, 50, was a pop-culture fixture with his energetic commercials pitching gadgets and cleaning products like Orange Glo and OxiClean. While heart disease was the primary cause of death, a report released Friday by the medical examiner listed cocaine as a "contributory cause of death." The medical examiner "concluded that cocaine use caused or contributed to the development of his heart disease, and thereby contributed to his death," the office said in a news release.
                        Cocaine is a killer. That's why it's illegal and why God hates it. But now I know why Oxy Clean was so exciting!
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • #732
                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          Jesus, make room for another *Kennedy whore! She's on her way to the station, Lord! Punch her ticket good!

                          JFK's sister critically ill: hospital

                          BOSTON, Massachusetts — Eunice Kennedy Shriver, sister of slain US president John F. Kennedy and founder of the Special Olympics, is in critical condition at a hospital in Massachusetts, a spokeswoman said Friday.

                          "Eunice Shriver has been here a week" and is in "critical" state, Robin Lord, a spokeswoman for Cape Cod Hospital in the northeastern US state, told AFP.

                          Shriver, 88, was surrounded by close relatives, CBS television and other US media quoted a family spokesman as saying.

                          It was not immediately clear what ailment affected Shriver, who is also the sister of Senator Edward Kennedy and whose daughter married California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.

                          She founded the Special Olympics in 1968 and is seen as one of the country's main champions of the mentally disabled.

                          Her work was inspired by the experience of having a mentally disabled sister, Rosemary.
                          An enabler of cripples as well as an avowed communist? I'm sure that Jesus is preparing a specila place in the deepest pits of hell for her.



                          *Just a reminder that our usual "Dead Kennedys" celebration will be held the day after she finally kicks the bucket. Gold Tithers and up only, please. This time the party will be held at the Freehold Red Lobster on Redskin Road.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #733
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Originally posted by Metatron13 View Post
                            and then sending in the blind Hell rats to eat it . . .
                            Sweet JESUS, this is Proof Positive(c) that RA9 is imminent!

                            Are some so blind that they cannot see?

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                            • #734
                              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Jesus, make room for another *Kennedy whore! She's on her way to the station, Lord! Punch her ticket good!



                              An enabler of cripples as well as an avowed communist? I'm sure that Jesus is preparing a specila place in the deepest pits of hell for her.



                              *Just a reminder that our usual "Dead Kennedys" celebration will be held the day after she finally kicks the bucket. Gold Tithers and up only, please. This time the party will be held at the Freehold Red Lobster on Redskin Road.
                              Truly disgusting, the Kennedys were responsible for all world problems until the Clintons came along


                              Leviticus 26:27-29

                              27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                              28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                              29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                              • #735
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Like the passing of a baton......
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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