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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708
    #676
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Actor Karl Malden has died. He was most famous for his large monkey nose (I think).

    http://twitter.com/BreakingNews


    NEXT STOP: PATRICK SWAYZE already sheeesh

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639
        #677
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        To Karl Malden:

        Salvation. Don't leave earth without it.

        Oops, too late.
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

        Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29448
            #678
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            The picture of him on the left, he must love his biscuits, bacon and gravy. Quite the belly he had. That nose, looks familiar. Didn't Dan Aykroyd use that in "Nothing But Trouble" as the Judge?

            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Miss April
                Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
                Forum Member
                • Apr 2009
                • 685
                #679
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                "BILLY MAYS HERE....IN HELL!!!"




                The Good Lord has had a busy week casting sinners into Hell! Praise Jesus!
                Praise Jesus That He Finally died He is in Hell Burning I'm so Glad Glory!

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                  • SUV
                    True Christian™ Princess
                    The Driving Force behind RA12
                    Have at it, anytime!
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 11027
                    #680
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    What now? Even old Karl Malden has beaten Patrick Swayze aboard the hell train?!! JESUS! This is an outrage!!!!!!!!!!

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                      • Rev. Jim Osborne
                        True Christian™ Televangelist
                        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 8622
                        #681
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        Be patient, Sister Sue! Jesus had a busy week last week casting famous sinners to Hell, and with the news of Karl Malden today, it looks like this is going to be another busy week as well! I think maybe the Lord is keeping Swayze hanging on life's edge for sheer drama. Jesus is going to kill a couple a more famous people and then -- voila! -- the Grand Finale! Patrick Swayze will be the cherry on the sundae! Just be patient, my dear!

                        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                          • Pastor Isaac Peters
                            Senior Pastor
                            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                            Always Biblically correct
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 10639
                            #682
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Click image for larger version Name: 200px-Mollie_Sugden_as_Mrs_Slocombe.jpg Views: 1 Size: 10.0 KB ID: 1907350

                            Is Satan being served?
                            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                            Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                              • Nobar King
                                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                Christ's Guardian
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2007
                                • 23748
                                #683
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Mollie Sugden finally passed? She was pretty ancient.
                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                  • Nobar King
                                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                    Christ's Guardian
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2007
                                    • 23748
                                    #684
                                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!


                                    Karl Malden in “Doonesbury”

                                    Karl Malden                                    , the Academy Award-winning character actor whose half-century in show business carried him from the theater to films and then to television, where he policed the streets of San Francisco and became indelibly identified with a commercial for traveler's checks, died Wednesday at his home in Los Angeles.
                                    Will the Streets of San Francisco EVER be safe?
                                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                      • Ammiel Habakuk
                                        Forum Member
                                        Forum Member
                                        • Oct 2008
                                        • 79
                                        #685
                                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post

                                        Karl Malden in “Doonesbury”
                                        Will the Streets of San Francisco EVER be safe?
                                        Of course they will, once the Rapture comes around and we take away that filthy messican name from it, and rename it with a proper American name, like Libertyville, or better yet, a real American Biblical name.
                                        Job 40:15-18 Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox. Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly. He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together. His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.

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                                          • Brother Lazarus
                                            Forum Member
                                            Forum Member
                                            • Jul 2008
                                            • 1062
                                            #686
                                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                            Steve McNair, negro, and former NFL Quarterback with the Tennessee Titans and Baltimore Ravens was found shot to death yesterday. he was found shot dead accompanied by a woman who was not his wife. Nashville police have ruled the killing a homicide.

                                            God has certainly been busy claiming Hellbound sinners the past week and a half!

                                            Yours in Christ
                                            Brother Lazarus
                                            In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                                              • SayvedByTheLord
                                                Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                                                True Christian™
                                                • May 2007
                                                • 3151
                                                #687
                                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                                Originally posted by Brother Lazarus View Post
                                                Steve McNair, negro, and former NFL Quarterback with the Tennessee Titans and Baltimore Ravens was found shot to death yesterday. he was found shot dead accompanied by a woman who was not his wife. Nashville police have ruled the killing a homicide.

                                                God has certainly been busy claiming Hellbound sinners the past week and a half!

                                                Yours in Christ
                                                Brother Lazarus
                                                I saw this Brother, my guess it was a murder suicide. I have witnessed many a nigra buck kill their beeyatch, and then commit suicide by shooting themselves in the back of the head multiple times.

                                                They can be quite determined.


                                                Leviticus 26:27-29

                                                27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                                                28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                                                29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                                                  • Brother Lazarus
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    • Jul 2008
                                                    • 1062
                                                    #688
                                                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                                    Jesus is staying busy! Former US Defense Secretary Robert McNamara has boarded the Hell Train.

                                                    Yours in Christ
                                                    Brother Lazarus
                                                    In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                                                      • Rev. Jim Osborne
                                                        True Christian™ Televangelist
                                                        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                                                        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Jun 2009
                                                        • 8622
                                                        #689
                                                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                                        Last night I had a dream that Jamie Foxx died. Let's pray the Lord granted me with prophecy!

                                                        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                             
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 78553
                                                            #690
                                                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                                            Originally posted by Brother Lazarus View Post
                                                            Jesus is staying busy! Former US Defense Secretary Robert McNamara has boarded the Hell Train.

                                                            Yours in Christ
                                                            Brother Lazarus
                                                            What a waste! McNamara was a fine, Godly man for a period of time when he was orchestrating the carpet bombing of those ungrateful slants in the jungles of Vietnam. Unfortunately he signed on with the devil and turned commie after the war.

                                                            Too bad for him!
                                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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