[Dennis Lukes]

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Power Rangers actor, Jason David Frank, died a few days ago.

He was known to having been the Green, the White, the Red and the Black Ranger all at the same time. How could he play so many roles in just one season?

Well glory be, I'm glad to hear it. But once again your priestly knowledge of nerd culture aimed at young boys leaves me more than a little disturbed.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

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Power Rangers actor, Jason David Frank, died a few days ago.

He was known to having been the Green, the White, the Red and the Black Ranger all at the same time. How could he play so many roles in just one season?

[MitzaLizalor]

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Hell. Will hymns be sung there? I could see perpetual hymn muzak to remind everyone they really made the wrong decision when they rejected God. Some freak on a saxophone pumps up the jazz or a Theremin ensemble increases its voltage. Maybe the metal band goes completely ape – but the hymns just get louder.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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"Only" 72, Brother Dr. Toole, Sir? Psalm 90:10 - The days of our years are threescore years and ten; and if by reason of strength they be fourscore years, yet is their strength labour and sorrow; for it is soon cut off, and we fly away.

Sorry Sister, I missed the units. 72 stone. An archaic British measure of the body mass index.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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He was only 72.

"Only" 72, Brother Dr. Toole, Sir? Psalm 90:10 - The days of our years are threescore years and ten; and if by reason of strength they be fourscore years, yet is their strength labour and sorrow; for it is soon cut off, and we fly away.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Obese fantasy wizard and probable pedarist Robbie Coltrane joins an increasing cast of actors from the Harry Potter movies in Hell today. He's best remembered because he has a similar name to more famous Coltranes and because he was chronically, obscenely, morbidly fat. He was only 72.

[handmaiden]

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Angela Lansbury is spinning over an open fire even as we speak. We're talking about charges of demonic possession of a teapot and murders on a weekly basis.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Nobody's ever seen a wormhole and Bajorans are not real. Hell on the other hand is and having represented the push for secular values, enshrined in the Trekkie universe (honestly, have you ever met one?) Louise Fletcher will be staying longer than the one week.

∞

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Why do they have to go to Switzerland? Couldn't they just shoot themselves?

Well it would certainly avoid the language problem. I mean, who speaks Swiss?

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Why do they have to go to Switzerland?

Sister, I think the sense of deep despair one feels in Europe makes the procedure easier to bear. I can't think of anyone that would want to off themselves in happy, pro life place such as Indiana for example.

[MitzaLizalor]

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I see that Godless French film director Jean-Luc Godard has made a one-way trip to Switzerland to be voluntarily murdered. He is now à bout de souffle.

Why do they have to go to Switzerland? Couldn't they just shoot themselves? And if they're broke, the risk of prosecution after breaking into a gun shop and stealing one must extremely low.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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I see that Godless French film director Jean-Luc Godard has made a one-way trip to Switzerland to be voluntarily murdered. He is now à bout de souffle.

Thank God for that. I couldn't stand his fake English accent and the make-believe. No Trekkies, Jedi is not a real religion.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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I see that Godless French film director Jean-Luc Godard has made a one-way trip to Switzerland to be voluntarily murdered. He is now à bout de souffle.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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If there is one thing the Queen can be credited for is that she lived long enough to ensure the reign of her successor son to the throne will be deemed mercifully short. Welcome to doddering King Charles III and his second wife - the Duchess of Cornholio.

Prince Charles was widely ridiculed for his habit of talking to plants. This prompted the BBC to produce a program with Sir David Attenborough who declared that not only was Prince Charles right to talk to plants, but he was correct to listen to them as well.

Not only will Charles become the head of the Church of England, but he has been courting the mooselimbs for years as he sees himself representing all religions. Charles declares that all the beheadings are really only "symbolic" and that they really don't want to chop people's heads off.

As to the rest of the British "Commonwealth", the tendencies of Monarchs to produce lummox offspring quickly inspires the rise of vegetable leaders like Turdeau in Canada, or for amusement Jacinda Ardern in New Zealand.

Jesus' swift judgment can't come soon enough.

[Dennis Lukes]

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Today is a day for giving thanks to God. A wretched blight at long last has departed the earth. I've made no secret of what I thought about old Queen Elizabeth, but all there's left to say is this: Hell isn't hot enough for her. The celebration here in Podunk will be extending into tomorrow and on through the weekend. Thank you so much for this Jesus.