[Basilissa]

Jane "Chimps are people too" Goodall died - her problem was taking Tarzan movies much too seriously and she will burn for it.

[handmaiden]

Russell M. Nelson, oldest-ever president of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, dies. Guy was 101. Avoided damnation for over a century. But Hell is forever.

[MitzaLizalor]

It has been a while. My pastor was talking about the death of Ozzy Osbourne and he said Ozzy has a questionable relationship with God. He read a quote from Ozzy. Almost like he was not a true believer.

Let this be a lesson that we all need to know Jesus personally.

What? Did he wear Armani?

I couldn't find a picture to suggest he did. There was one of him with what looks like a hydrangea buttonhole, wondering what to do with it, having confused it with the smaller hypericum when ordering. Armani would have been reluctant to supply hydrangeas. Hell, if they have tailoring there, may be able to provide Ozzy with a suit and require Armani to pin hydrangeas on the lapels. Hypericum shown below for reference.

[Anthony Harper]

Something called "Ozzy Osbourne" died. I don't spend much time engaged with the Lie-bral Media so the details are confusing to me. Assuming that this fuzzy individual was a person I'm going to also assume that he or she (NO OTHER OPTIONS AVAILABLE!) is headed to Hell.

It has been a while. My pastor was talking about the death of Ozzy Osbourne and he said Ozzy has a questionable relationship with God. He read a quote from Ozzy. Almost like he was not a true believer.

Let this be a lesson that we all need to know Jesus personally.

[Madame Frottage]

Who would have picked Charlie Kirk for the 2025 dead pool? Also Polly Holliday?

[MitzaLizalor]

God smites! There were so many reasons, two simple verses sufficing here.

1 Zephaniah 1:8 And it shall come to pass in the day of the LORD'S sacrifice, that I will punish the princes, and the king's children, and all such as are clothed with strange apparel.

2 Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

Eventually God's patience ran out for Armani and he was transferred to new accommodation as appropriate, outlined in the Scriptures; key words: abomination and punish. Not my opinion. God's.

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“Look at me! And while you're doing that, you can also look at yourself in my skirt which is made out of mirrors.”	“Don't look at her! I've just fallen off the moon & landed in a bedouin tent where I found this. Cool or what?”
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The gentleman would like the lady to look at something on his device.	Obviously she will ignore him completely, however much he mimics her outfit.

Carryings-on of that sort are expected where God's requirements are disregarded. They may not know, but surely a designer would check—to make sure—before setting out his shingle? Instead we endure styles as depicted (there are many more) offered in boutiques or hand sewn in salons for anyone to wear, even if they did fall off the moon.

[MitzaLizalor]

Man, the beloved Hulk Hogan gone. I have a hard time dealing with that. Devoted to the President. Hated Kamala Harris. Very masculine. A loss to the Christian mission.

I've sent a message to my contact in the White House to fly flags at half-mast coast to coast.

God said it straight out, in the beautiful 90th Psalm

Psalm 90:10a The days of our years are threescore years and ten

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3 × 20 = 60 + 10 = 70

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There are certain creatures out there who say: “seventy shmeventy I'll live to 1-0-0 --- 0 - g -- gh --- ghh” conking out more or less on the spot: falling well short. What does God say?

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Psalm 90:10b . . and if by reason of strength they [Ozzy's] be fourscore years, yet is their strength labour and sorrow; for it is soon cut off, and we fly away.

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4 × 20 = 80 – 76 = 4

Osborne cut off in his strength and sorrow, four years short, where has he flown to now?



Hogan lived in Jesus, just as promised, all those years ago.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Man, the beloved Hulk Hogan gone. I have a hard time dealing with that. Devoted to the President. Hated Kamala Harris. Very masculine. A loss to the Christian mission.

I've sent a message to my contact in the White House to fly flags at half-mast coast to coast.

[handmaiden]

I am happy to report someone NOT on the Hell Train. This person is on a luxury private jet to Heaven; but we don't have a thread for that.

Hulk Hogan was a man's man and a supporter of our Beloved True President^tm, Donald J. Trump. This man loved Donald Trump so much that he rent his clothes on Trump's behalf on more than one occasion. Hogan's passing is proof of God's Grace and Goodness.

[Elmer G. White]

Something called "Ozzy Osbourne" died. I don't spend much time engaged with the Lie-bral Media so the details are confusing to me. Assuming that this fuzzy individual was a person I'm going to also assume that he or she (NO OTHER OPTIONS AVAILABLE!) is headed to Hell.

Reliable sources tell me that they (please note how elegantly I am able to use the latest teenage fad, the "singular they" when discussing eunuchs, castrated ex-males or other sinful abominations) once consumed a bat, one of the creatures that are unclean. This alone would place this never-heard-of-person into Hell. Probably some bats or pterodactyls are at this very moment biting of their (sic!) head again and again for eternity!




Leviticus 11:19
And the stork, the heron after her kind, and the lapwing, and the bat.

Deuteronomy 14:18
And the stork, and the heron after her kind, and the lapwing, and the bat.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Basilissa]

Something called "Ozzy Osbourne" died. I don't spend much time engaged with the Lie-bral Media so the details are confusing to me. Assuming that this fuzzy individual was a person I'm going to also assume that he or she (NO OTHER OPTIONS AVAILABLE!) is headed to Hell.

I've never heard the name either, but judging from the photos shown in the news it was a very ugly woman wearing way too much makeup. Definitely burning in Hell.

[handmaiden]

Something called "Ozzy Osbourne" died. I don't spend much time engaged with the Lie-bral Media so the details are confusing to me. Assuming that this fuzzy individual was a person I'm going to also assume that he or she (NO OTHER OPTIONS AVAILABLE!) is headed to Hell.

[MatthiasMorgan]

It seems like this "HELL Train" is all about reckless fun, but definitely a reminder about the dangers of distracted driving!

Distracted while driving? Excuse me, but what exactly were you doing behind the wheel if not silently repenting for your sins and meditating on the fiery justice of our Lord?

Were you focused on the road instead of eternity? That’s how Satan gets you. Through traffic safety.

Every commute is a chance to prepare your soul for judgment. If you’re not white-knuckling the steering wheel while reciting Leviticus, you’re already on the HELL Train, friend.

[vespra781]

It seems like this "HELL Train" is all about reckless fun, but definitely a reminder about the dangers of distracted driving!

[handmaiden]

Well! I just learned that over 30 million Americans watched Bill Moyers' "Power of Myth" series. Why, if only 3% of the people that watched were turned from faith in Jesus, that would be 300,000 people. Let's hope that they were all Jehovah's Witnesses. Ha! IYKYK.