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You know, for years after she appeared in the catlickin' Exorcist, people would remark on my resemblance to her.
Now that I've been $avED I look entirely different 
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Sorry, just a tease of things to come!
Honestly, only Satan could be keeping her going.sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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What is the point of dolling up a cadaver to look like the whore of Babylon?Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.Comment
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Only way this could look worse is if the big, red snout was smiling - Taunting Good Christians with the joo Star of Satan around her neck!Comment
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Speaking of Charlie Sheen, is that that whore Heidi Fleiss pushing Liz "The Crypt Keeper" Taylor around?!?! Whores of a feather flock together I guess!Originally posted by SUV View Post
Only way this could look worse is if the big, red snout was smiling - Taunting Good Christians with the joo Star of Satan around her neck!
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Originally posted by SUV View Post
What a waste of a perfectly good pair of cowboy boots.
When she croaks we can only hope some underpaid morgue attendant can get some use out of them.
While on the subject of harlotry, is there any word yet on Zsa Zsa's agonizingly slow slide to the pit of fire?The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court
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Kick the tires and light some fires! Another rock and roll demon has gone to meet his overlord:
Catch that cognitive dissonance at the end? How can you be "healthy" and practice the cult of rock-n-roll at the same time? What a shining example of denial!The renowned rock guitarist Gary Moore has died in a hotel room in Spain.
Moore, 58, originally from Belfast, was a former member of the legendary Irish group Thin Lizzy.
Adam Parsons, manager of the current Thin Lizzy line-up, told the BBC was found early on Sunday. Moore was originally drafted into Thin Lizzy by its late frontman Phil Lynott. He later gained acclaim for his solo work and was a former member of the Irish group Skid Row.
The Northern Ireland guitarist was only 16 when he moved from Belfast to Dublin in 1969, to join Skid Row, which featured Lynott as lead vocalist.
He was later brought into Thin Lizzy by Lynott to replace the departing Eric Bell, another guitarist from Northern Ireland. Mr Bell told the BBC on Sunday he was still "in shock" at Moore's death while on holiday in the Costa del Sol.
"I still can't believe it," he said. "He was so robust, he wasn't a rock casualty, he was a healthy guy."Yours In Christ,
Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)
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ALL ABOARD THE HELL TRAIN!!
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Now just what the HELL is all this, sinner?
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Metatron, I shall have to ask you not to post any more pictures from your high-school yearbook.
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Elizabeth the-purple-eyed whore is about to have her ticked punched
WUUUUOOOOOT!
Elizabeth Taylor, 78, is being treated at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles after suffering symptons from congestive heart failure earlier this week.
Taylor's publicist says, "Her family and close friends are appreciative of the warm support and interest of her loyal fans but have asked that people respect her privacy and allow her medical team the time and space to focus on restoring her back to health."
The style icon underwent surgery for her heart condition in 2009, and she frequently updated her fans via Twitter about her condition. So far, the two-time Academy Award winner hasn't posted anything about her current trip to the hospital.
"The (health) issue is being addressed," her publicist's statement continues. "She is currently being kept in the hospital for monitoring."
In a recent Harper's Bazaar interview with super-fan Kim Kardashian, Taylor opened up about her many husbands, jewels and philanthropic work.
"I never planned to acquire a lot of jewels or a lot of husbands," Taylor told the 30-year-old Kardashian sister. "For me, life happened, just as it does for anyone else. I have been supremely lucky in my life in that I have known great love, and of course I am the temporary custodian of some incredible and beautiful things. But I have never felt more alive than when I watched my children delight in something, never more alive than when I have watched a great artist perform, and never richer than when I have scored a big check to fight AIDS."
ALL ABOARD!
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Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View PostElizabeth the-purple-eyed whore is about to have her ticked punched
WUUUUOOOOOT!
ALL ABOARD!I never planned to acquire a lot of jewels or a lot of husbands," Taylor told the 30-year-old Kardashian sister. "For me, life happened, just as it does for anyone else. I have been supremely lucky in my life in that I have known great love, and of course I am the temporary custodian of some incredible and beautiful things. But I have never felt more alive than when I watched my children delight in something, never more alive than when I have watched a great artist perform, and never richer than when I have scored a big check to fight AIDS."
Please note she never says anything about using her money to cure those homer degenerates with the aids that she says she so cares about, does she.
Do you think silicone will be explosively combustible or just burn slowly for a long, long time...... say an eternity!sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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I haven't been able to eat butter since I saw that film.Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Postnow she can
try doing the watusi in Hell
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Could it finally happen?!! Jesus has been teasing us for years with tales of her imminent death.Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View PostElizabeth the-purple-eyed whore is about to have her ticked punched
WUUUUOOOOOT!
ALL ABOARD!Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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