So what makes you so different?

[Jonesy]

I am wondering what makes the Landover baptist church so different to other christians denominations and faiths, you think your all the chosen ones to go to heaven but so does every other faith and denomination, jews, mormons, catholics, Muslims, the list is endless. In addition to that i can also prove that Jesus is Palestinian.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: So what makes you so different?

I am wondering what makes the Landover baptist church so different to other christians denominations and faiths, you think your all the chosen ones to go to heaven but so does every other faith and denomination, jews, mormons, catholics, Muslims, the list is endless. In addition to that i can also prove that Jesus is Palestinian.

This is one of those posts where it is difficult to say how many wrong statements and claims it contains. We should really post a flow-chart, or a PowerPoint presentation in which, the minute anyone posts such a thread, it infects their computer and runs over and over for several hours to the accompaniment of Godly music.

Nevertheless:

what makes the Landover Baptist church so different to other Christian denominations and faiths

We believe the entire Bible – even the bits that Unsaved Trash see as contradictions. No other Christian religion does this. Landover is thus The One True Religion For Christian Worship (Glory!) Nothing, but nothing else even comes close!

you think your all the chosen ones to go to heaven

No! No! and No! again! “We KNOW we are all the chosen ones to go to heaven!” Get it right!

but so does every other faith and denomination, jews, mormons, catholics, Muslims, the list is endless

Allow me to compose myself after that outrageous mis-statement….. [Gets breath back after laughter] A joo in heaven – just how would that be possible, there is Restricted Membership to Heaven – Only those who accept Christ as Savior will enter. How many Kikes reckon they do that? Answer, “Nil” so, how many will be there in heaven? A few thousand whom God said would go for doing Him a favour – and NO more than that – and they will all be ex-joos.

Same goes for Musselmen, rabid jihadists in heaven? I think not. As I said, “Only those who accept Christ as Savior will enter.”

Mormons and Catlix? No hope – contrary to The Word of God, both apostate sects of devil worshippers have added to and/or taken away from the Bible – God says not to do that… but they did – It’s the down elevator for all of them - everyone.

In addition to that i can also prove that Jesus is Palestinian.

You are distinguished in your ignorance - for you have had only one idea and that was wrong.
Q: Who is Christ?
A: Christ is God.
Q: Which nationality is God?
A: He has no nationality.

You may wish to donate $20 as a tithe by way of atonement for this stupidity… Go on… the button’s below!

[Jonesy]

Re: So what makes you so different?

Ahh but this what you believe will happen there is no proof that it will happen, you are just following it blindly. someone of the jewish faith or muslim would say the exsact same thing about his/her religion.

Q. Where was Jesus born?
A. Palestine.
Q. Was Jesus human?
A. Yes therefore he had to have a nationality.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: So what makes you so different?

Ahh but this what you believe will happen there is no proof that it will happen, you are just following it blindly. someone of the jewish faith or muslim would say the exact same thing about his/her religion.

Q. Where was Jesus born?
A. Palestine.
Q. Was Jesus human?
A. Yes therefore he had to have a nationality.

Jonesy, I realized that I was not dealing with the brightest star in the firmament but sometimes I am truly disappointed.

When you ask of a person, "What is your religion?" you are asking, "In which religion do you rest your faith?" We all have faith - belief without proof. You may believe in String hypothesis (it isn't even a theory). You may believe that in many things, but your so-called scientists, if they are reputable, will tell you that there is no absolute proof.

The following is something that I posted earlier, and I make no apology for re-posting – it is from an atheist and a so-called scientist, yet a man I admire for his honesty. Read it all, and read it carefully:

Quantum Mechanics
by Richard P. Feynman

Electrons, when they were first discovered, behaved exactly like particles or bullets, very simply. Further research showed, from electron diffraction experiments for example, that they behaved like waves. As time went on there was a growing confusion about how these things really behaved ---- waves or particles, particles or waves? Everything looked like both.
This growing confusion was resolved in 1925 or 1926 with the advent of the correct equations for quantum mechanics. Now we know how the electrons and light behave. But what can I call it? If I say they behave like particles I give the wrong impression; also if I say they behave like waves. They behave in their own inimitable way, which technically could be called a quantum mechanical way. They behave in a way that is like nothing that you have seen before. Your experience with things that you have seen before is incomplete. The behavior of things on a very tiny scale is simply different. An atom does not behave like a weight hanging on a spring and oscillating. Nor does it behave like a miniature representation of the solar system with little planets going around in orbits. Nor does it appear to be somewhat like a cloud or fog of some sort surrounding the nucleus. It behaves like nothing you have seen before.
There is one simplification at least. Electrons behave in this respect in exactly the same way as photons; they are both screwy, but in exactly in the same way….
The difficulty really is psychological and exists in the perpetual torment that results from your saying to yourself, "But how can it be like that?" which is a reflection of uncontrolled but utterly vain desire to see it in terms of something familiar. I will not describe it in terms of an analogy with something familiar; I will simply describe it. There was a time when the newspapers said that only twelve men understood the theory of relativity. I do not believe there ever was such a time. There might have been a time when only one man did, because he was the only guy who caught on, before he wrote his paper. But after people read the paper a lot of people understood the theory of relativity in some way or other, certainly more than twelve. On the other hand, I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics. So do not take the lecture too seriously, feeling that you really have to understand in terms of some model what I am going to describe, but just relax and enjoy it. I am going to tell you what nature behaves like. If you will simply admit that maybe she does behave like this, you will find her a delightful, entrancing thing. Do not keep saying to yourself, if you can possible avoid it, "But how can it be like that?" because you will get 'down the drain', into a blind alley from which nobody has escaped. Nobody knows how it can be like that.


Richard P. Feynman, The Messenger Lectures, 1964, MIT

Feynman is asking for faith – where does this differ from my faith or your faith in your beliefs? Why should it be strange for me, yet not for you?

Q. Where was Jesus born?
A. Palestine.
Q. Was Jesus human?
A. Yes therefore he had to have a nationality.

Jonesy, you’re a cretin – take it from me you are. Nowhere in the Bible is Palestine mentioned. Nowhere –get that? If you had been born in Calais, France in 1557, you would have been British because it was a British possession. If you were born in 1558, you would have been French because the French recaptured it.


But this is besides the point, the Bible describes Israel, but gives no absolute boundaries, Israel was a Roman Province/Colony, and if anything, Christ would have been Roman.


As it is, the Divinity of Christ as God puts Him above being Human – again, I repeat – you are sooooo wrong! God has no nationality.


PS Please, please, think about the points above before answering – My Lectures at Landover Christian University have an audience without number and I expect to receive a little more of them than you are offering.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: So what makes you so different?

Jonseyboy, in my humble opinion it's always best to start at the beginning.

Take a look at THIS because it explains our beliefs in detail.

Take a look at THIS because it addresses the typically predictable nonsense that trolls like to bring up, despite the reality that we've answered these same idiotic misconceptions innumerable times.

No, Jonsey, you are not the first imbecile to wander in here trying to mock us. and sadly, I'm sure you won't be the last.

[Jonesy]

Re: So what makes you so different?

Look If Jesus was born, lived and died as a human then therefore he was a human, God may have no nationality but Jesus does.

An interesting Arguement Bathfire but their is a differece between what is reasonable science and faith in God. And why did you say nowwhere instead of no where? Bethlehem is a Palestinian City.

Faith in other words means trust, belief or hope not knowlegde, but hope. You hope that you will go to heaven, you trust God to be real and You believe in Jesus.

I love you really Pastor Ezekiel(not in a gay way but a admire you in a sense).

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: So what makes you so different?

Look If Jesus was born, lived and died as a human then therefore he was a human, God may have no nationality but Jesus does.

An interesting Arguement Bathfire but their is a differece between what is reasonable science and faith in God. And why did you say nowwhere instead of no where? Bethlehem is a Palestinian City.

Faith in other words means trust, belief or hope not knowlegde, but hope. You hope that you will go to heaven, you trust God to be real and You believe in Jesus.

I love you really Pastor Ezekiel(not in a gay way but a admire you in a sense).

Again, your grasp of theology, let alone the Bible, let alone KJV1611 fails you.

Look If Jesus was born, lived and died as a human then therefore he was a human, God may have no nationality but Jesus does.

No! No! and Thrice No! God The Father, God The Son (Jesus) and God The Holy Ghost (or Spirit) is/are ONE person – He is the Holy Trinity.

God has 3 forms – He was most commonly seen as God The Father (also The God of Israel. The Lord Almighty, The Lord of Hosts, etc.,) in the Old Testament. His arrival as Jesus (God The Son) was foretold. God made Mary Pregnant and was born on earth – as God The Son (Emmanuel if you will.)

The Holy Ghost (or Spirit) is the distilled essence of God (without in anyway subtracting from being the Whole of God) that descends onto people who are particularly favored (e.g. Moses or Abraham)or is sometimes used to describe a Holy person, e.g. “He is filled with the Holy Spirit” when, in fact he might merely be a wise and kind Christian.

So we see that God came to earth as God, effectively impregnating Mary (Hence God The Father) and giving birth to Himself in a body that was of human form (i.e. it was like but not the same as) but he was nevertheless God (God The SON - Jesus) and immortal in spirit (which may or may not have been the Holy Spirit but probably was.)

When Jesus (God The Son) was crucified He then cried out to God – this may have been a human voice from the Holy Spirit.

At the Resurrection, He, God The Son, came back – Now at this stage he came in Human form again, but this time, he was definitely more God – if that were possible.

He then went back up to Heaven to resume His position as God – i.e. God The Father, God The Son and God The Holy Ghost (Spirit).

Now, I don’t think that it is possible for anyone to be clearer than that, and even you must understand and grasp the concept of the Trinity being Three in One. So never make the mistake of thinking Jesus is human and let’s put this Palestinan rubbish to one side as a lesson learned.

An interesting Arguement Bathfire but their is a differece between what is reasonable science and faith in God.

No there isn’t and your spelling sucks.

I love you really Pastor Ezekiel(not in a gay way but a admire you in a sense).

I’m not at all sure how I should take that – don’t do it again! Love Jesus, not me!

PS the double W in "nowwhere" was caused by the shaking with rage at your ignorance - I thought I had calmed myself sufficiently.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: So what makes you so different?

I am wondering what makes the Landover baptist church so different to other christians denominations and faiths, you think your all the chosen ones to go to heaven but so does every other faith and denomination, jews, mormons, catholics, Muslims, the list is endless. In addition to that i can also prove that Jesus is Palestinian.

Jesus is our friend, that's what makes us different Jonesy.

[Don the Baptist]

Re: So what makes you so different?

I am wondering what makes the Landover baptist church so different to other christians denominations and faiths, you think your all the chosen ones to go to heaven but so does every other faith and denomination, jews, mormons, catholics, Muslims, the list is endless. In addition to that i can also prove that Jesus is Palestinian.

Firstly, we know that the correct grammar would be "you're" NOT "your" (you atheists are soooo stupid). Secondly, we all know we are the chosen ones because the KJV Bible tells us so! All those other reprobate faiths you mentioned are lunatics, and are hell-bound (again the KJV tells us so).

Lastly, how dare you call our Lord Jesus a raghead! You little homo ingrate derelict. Jesus was from Nazareth and that was only because Iowa had not been discovered yet!