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Since you are reading this, you are likely to use a computer. If you use a computer, you also use computer programs. All programs have been written by someone and have been translated to something that a computer can understand. The translator is called a compiler. What many people don’t think of is that compilers are Satan’s tools.
Maybe some of you will get tired having to read this technical mumbo jumbo but please bear with me. This is a serious matter and I’ll prove my point with some simple examples that’ll require no prior knowledge in programming.
So, the compiler translates a readable language to something a stupid computer can handle. The problem is that the compiler allows practically anything in the compilation process, meaning the code that constitutes the programs we are all running can be of the most horrible origin. Instead of just preventing satanic code from being translated, the compiler just feeds us with yet another program to run
Look at the following examples. There is nothing wrong with this code from the compilers perspective.
An obvious lie; should not make it through a righteous compiler. If I’m mot mistaking Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. solved this particular problem; described in this thread.
God is not an unsafe volatile object + improper capitalization of God. This should not make it through a compiler.
Even worse… Many modern programming languages are object oriented. This means you can create so called classes to represent things (on a conceptual level). These classes can then be instantiated and the instances are called objects. Object orientation brings God mocking to a completely new level.
Look at the following code:
The worst is yet to come. Just look at how these classes can be used:
And what do you think Christ says? Well: "Homo sex is great!". You do not need to be a programmer to see how crazy this is. According to the compiler, it’s all okay though. Just imagine all the millions of lines of code that is spinning around in our common applications every day. Absolutely no safeguards what so ever. This must stop!
In the absence of proper legislation to prevent this abomination, here are a couple of things you can do yourself:
Maybe some of you will get tired having to read this technical mumbo jumbo but please bear with me. This is a serious matter and I’ll prove my point with some simple examples that’ll require no prior knowledge in programming.
So, the compiler translates a readable language to something a stupid computer can handle. The problem is that the compiler allows practically anything in the compilation process, meaning the code that constitutes the programs we are all running can be of the most horrible origin. Instead of just preventing satanic code from being translated, the compiler just feeds us with yet another program to run
Look at the following examples. There is nothing wrong with this code from the compilers perspective.
Code:
int niceNumber = 666;
Code:
unsafe volatile object god;
Even worse… Many modern programming languages are object oriented. This means you can create so called classes to represent things (on a conceptual level). These classes can then be instantiated and the instances are called objects. Object orientation brings God mocking to a completely new level.
Look at the following code:
Code:
// A Christian class
class Jesus
{
public virtual String Says()
{
return "Burn in hell Atheist scum!";
}
}
// An unchristian class that inherits from a Christian class
// = should NOT be ok in the first place
class Homo : Jesus
{
public override String Says()
{
return "Homo sex is great!";
}
}
Code:
Jesus Christ = new Homo(); Console.Out.WriteLine(Christ.Says());
In the absence of proper legislation to prevent this abomination, here are a couple of things you can do yourself:
- Don’t buy any software until the manufacturers can guarantee that their code is free from everything that might contradict Gods word. It might take some time before all their code is clean; Microsoft alone has probably got a couple of billion lines of code in their commercial software. But there is nothing unreasonable about this demand; we should be able to trust that the programs we use is free from hatred to God just as we trust our corned beef to be free from catholic excrements.
- If your kids go to public school and get exposed to programming during their education, have them demand that the language being taught is not of a God mocking kind. Hint… The only programming language known to be reasonable safe is pure machine code (since you don’t need to compile it).
- Write your own compiler and make sure that the syntax in your programming language is compliant with the bible (KJV 1900). Also make sure to enforce contextual constraints to the code content. For example:
should render a compilation error. When the compiler is done, write all the programs you need in True Christian code!Code:String Jesus = “bed wetter”;
Jesus!
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