[Old Man Winter]

Re: I resign from the DMPD

Why would i give strangers i met on the internet money?
seems like a scam to me.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: I resign from the DMPD

In response to the OP: I figured that the Wal-Mart had received too many complaints about doughnut crumbs everywhere.

[Old Man Winter]

Re: I resign from the DMPD

Where does it say in the Bible "thou must give to the Landover Baptist Church"?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: I resign from the DMPD

Why would i give strangers i met on the internet money?
seems like a scam to me.

Dear friend:

It hurts to hear God's favorite church described in such terms. As the one church that follows the entire King James Bible, we are no more a scam than God or His Word.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: I resign from the DMPD

Where does it say in the Bible "thou must give to the Landover Baptist Church"?

You want to give to a real church rather than some sham like the Roman institution, don't you? What better test for a real church is there than whether it follows the entire Bible?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: I resign from the DMPD

Another dead nig.....so what. Think of all rape, pie-stealing and crack selling crimes that were prevented. GLORY!

You are such a dramatic wussy Offcr Martin. I'd be damned if I'd give up my job over a dead niglet.

[Old Man Winter]

Re: I resign from the DMPD

Your not very nice are you.

[Eugene Hackwith]

Re: I resign from the DMPD

Another dead nig.....so what. Think of all rape, pie-stealing and crack selling crimes that were prevented. GLORY!

You are such a dramatic wussy Offcr Martin. I'd be damned if I'd give up my job over a dead niglet.

He was also killed before his wedding, so don't leave out the 7 kids he would eventually have and then abandon.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: I resign from the DMPD

Your not very nice are you.

What is there not to love in Jesus?

[JennyD]

Re: I resign from the DMPD

Mr. Martin, I for one congratulate you on recognizing that being an officer of the law -- even a traffic enforcement officer like yourself -- is dangerous. Like these three brave NYPD officers, you could be viciously attacked and forced to defend yourself by firing dozens of shots into a parked car!

You've realized that you're not cut out for such a life. Good for you!

Perhaps now you can join the God Squad, a Landover ministry which transforms former police officers into Godly Christians, who then offer their lives in Jesus' service, providing security at our events!

First, being a Catholic, you'd need to start with Mrs. Betty Bowers' Baptists are Saving Homosexuals (BASH) program, to be sure you won't be tempted toward any kiddy-diddling.

You may ask, "But, I'm a Catholic. Even if I complete this BASH program, how would I be let onto the Landover grounds?" Simple, Mr. Martin.

Nobody who is not a True Christian(tm) can complete the BASH program; it is through developing that close loving relationship with Jesus and being completely filled with His penetrating Love -- and the realization that no amount of buggery, one-on-one or in groups, top, bottom, or versatile, can ever satisfy again -- that ex-Gayness is achieved!

Once you're a registered ex-Gay, you would be trained by the God Squad in techniques such as bullet-taking, grenade-jumping, and bomb-defusing. But don't worry, your early assignments will be a bit less demanding; most God Squad members start off outside a kitchen window, keeping close watch over Sister Thumper's cherry pie.

What do you say? Would you care to start a new life, one leading along the narrow path to Heaven? Or will you enter at the wide gate? Will you continue down the pedophilic pathway, the Catholic Highway to Hell?

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one small step, Mr. Martin. You've taken that first step . . . will you continue?

[Old Man Winter]

Re: I resign from the DMPD

I don't think any of you actually read the article in question.
Read it then comment, don't just assume because the man who was shot was Black that he was a stereotype Black man, of which there are a few.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I resign from the DMPD

I don't think any of you actually read the article in question.
Read it then comment, don't just assume because the man who was shot was Black that he was a stereotype Black man, of which there are a few.

I read it. Some coon committed suicide by cop and then his "family" got hooked up with a joo lawyer who thought he'd squeeze a shiny penny out of the police. I'm sick of these jigs suing everyone in sight just because the police are doing their duty. If they don't want to get shot then they should stop dealing crack and start worshiping Jesus.

We don't believe in stereotypes here in God's favorite church, jonesy. Stop being so racist.

[Old Man Winter]

Re: I resign from the DMPD

How i am i being racist, if anything your being racist by saying the phrase "Coons".

Your way of summarising this stroy is very wrong and very scary, you should work on that.

[Offcr. Albert Martin]

Re: I resign from the DMPD

Mr. Martin, I for one congratulate you on recognizing that being an officer of the law -- even a traffic enforcement officer like yourself -- is dangerous. Like these three brave NYPD officers, you could be viciously attacked and forced to defend yourself by firing dozens of shots into a parked car!

You've realized that you're not cut out for such a life. Good for you!

Perhaps now you can join the God Squad, a Landover ministry which transforms former police officers into Godly Christians, who then offer their lives in Jesus' service, providing security at our events!

First, being a Catholic, you'd need to start with Mrs. Betty Bowers' Baptists are Saving Homosexuals (BASH) program, to be sure you won't be tempted toward any kiddy-diddling.

You may ask, "But, I'm a Catholic. Even if I complete this BASH program, how would I be let onto the Landover grounds?" Simple, Mr. Martin.

Nobody who is not a True Christian(tm) can complete the BASH program; it is through developing that close loving relationship with Jesus and being completely filled with His penetrating Love -- and the realization that no amount of buggery, one-on-one or in groups, top, bottom, or versatile, can ever satisfy again -- that ex-Gayness is achieved!

Once you're a registered ex-Gay, you would be trained by the God Squad in techniques such as bullet-taking, grenade-jumping, and bomb-defusing. But don't worry, your early assignments will be a bit less demanding; most God Squad members start off outside a kitchen window, keeping close watch over Sister Thumper's cherry pie.

What do you say? Would you care to start a new life, one leading along the narrow path to Heaven? Or will you enter at the wide gate? Will you continue down the pedophilic pathway, the Catholic Highway to Hell?

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one small step, Mr. Martin. You've taken that first step . . . will you continue?

1. Why do you say all Catholics are gay? I have been happily married to my wife for five years now, and neither she nor I see any reason to stop.
2. Leave the Church? To quote a certain webshow theme song: "I'd rather have...a buffalo...take a diarrhea dump in my ear...I'd rather eat...the rotten bottom...of a roadkill skunk..."

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: I resign from the DMPD

2. Leave the Church? To quote a certain webshow theme song: "I'd rather have...a buffalo...take a diarrhea dump in my ear...I'd rather eat...the rotten bottom...of a roadkill skunk..."

DISGUSTING! We don't need to know of your papist abominations in this kind of detail!!! I know when I was in the papal cult, we did many horribly wrong things, but this is all new but an obvious end result of having no moral character. There is good news though, Mall Security Guard Martin. It's still not too late to repent and let Jesus into your heart!