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  • #16
    Re: Have you been winking?

    As an Ex-Gay, I know all about winking and what it really means.

    You see, homosexuals choose the lifestyle for the promiscuity and variety of homo-rectal partners, not for comitted relationships as the fag agenda would have one believe. Without some sort of signaling system, it would be impossible to satisfy the specific, wicked pleasure a queer seeks when interacting with dozens of anonymous strange men every day.

    A single wink with the left eye tells the approaching homogay that you wish to receive - you are a hungry bottom queen, ready to put your ankles next to your ears and enjoy violent sodomy by any number of Power Top homos.

    A wink with the right eye tells the fellow sissy that you will be the one packing the mud.

    There are many combinations of winking sequences that indicate desired activities in the toilet stalls, but they represent wickedness of such degenerate and reprobate filth, I will spare my brethren the sordid details.

    Praise Jesus, I am fag-free and nearly twenty one years removed from my deplorable choice to be queer.

    In Christ
    Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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    • #17
      Re: Have you been winking?

      I'm sure this disgusting practice has something to do with sodomy. Why else would one man wink at another man? As for offering "Something for the weekend..."

      Your instincts were correct and I see the Holy Spirit at work within you. You are a man who sees the Truth(r) about God. It's only a matter of time before Pastor Zeke beckons you close to him to kneel before him and be anointed. As he pours the love of Jesus onto your upturned, smiling countenance I'm sure you will glory in the Spirit gliding over you.
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
      The truth about volcanos
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      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
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      • #18
        Re: Have you been winking?

        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
        I'm sure this disgusting practice has something to do with sodomy. Why else would one man wink at another man? As for offering "Something for the weekend..."

        Your instincts were correct and I see the Holy Spirit at work within you. You are a man who sees the Truth® about God. It's only a matter of time before Pastor Zeke beckons you close to him to kneel before him and be anointed. As he pours the love of Jesus onto your upturned, smiling countenance I'm sure you will glory in the Spirit gliding over you.
        I pray that day will come quickly, when my joy will erupt in a spurting fountain of God's love. Praise Him!

        YBIC

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        • #19
          Re: Have you been winking?

          Originally posted by Matthew Hopkins View Post
          Brothers and Sisters,

          On a visit to the barber this morning, I was sickened when he asked me if I wanted "Something extra for the weekend?"
          There's your trouble. You should have let the barber give you a manly haircut. You look like a girl with hair like that.

          Maybe he thought you were a girl.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #20
            Re: Have you been winking?

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            There's your trouble. You should have let the barber give you a manly haircut. You look like a girl with hair like that.

            Maybe he thought you were a girl.
            My goodness, Pastor, you have a point! I always thought my haircut was a manly mullet, but the scales have fallen from my eyes, praise! I hope my new hairstyle will remove any doubt from homers' minds in the future.

            YBIC

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            • #21
              Re: Have you been winking?

              Originally posted by Matthew Hopkins View Post
              My goodness, Pastor, you have a point! I always thought my haircut was a manly mullet, but the scales have fallen from my eyes, praise! I hope my new hairstyle will remove any doubt from homers' minds in the future.

              YBIC
              Brother Hopkins, yes a much better haircut. Only one thing though, if I was you I would lose the cravat. It might be taken as a bit artsy fartsy. Otherwise much better
              Isaiah 66:15

              For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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              • #22
                Re: Have you been winking?

                Originally posted by Tomas Torquemada View Post
                Brother Hopkins, yes a much better haircut. Only one thing though, if I was you I would lose the cravat. It might be taken as a bit artsy fartsy. Otherwise much better
                Well, young whippersnapper, when you reach three score and ten years, you might find the need to keep your neck warm with a manly scarf, which is what I'm wearing in that picture.

                YBIC

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                • #23
                  Re: Have you been winking?

                  Originally posted by Matthew Hopkins View Post
                  Well, young whippersnapper, when you reach three score and ten years, you might find the need to keep your neck warm with a manly scarf, which is what I'm wearing in that picture.

                  YBIC
                  Apologies brother. I thought it was a silk cravat. I stand corrected.
                  Isaiah 66:15

                  For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Have you been winking?

                    Originally posted by Tomas Torquemada View Post
                    Apologies brother. I thought it was a silk cravat. I stand corrected.
                    Accepted, brother!

                    YBIC

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                    • #25
                      Re: Have you been winking?

                      Thank you for this thread Brother Hopkins. It has made me realize how terrible winking is.

                      BEWAREof the wink! It means you are about to get screwed!



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                      • #26
                        Re: Have you been winking?

                        I think you'll find all the commie degenerates are confirmed winkers, sister Daisy Mae:







                        And although you can't see the full angle, you have my word that Tony Blair is winking in this picture

                        I thank you, sister Daisy Mae, for your awareness-raising of the dangers of winking.

                        YBIC

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                        • #27
                          Re: Have you been winking?

                          Originally posted by Matthew Hopkins View Post
                          I think you'll find all the commie degenerates are confirmed winkers, sister Daisy Mae:


                          Now be fair. This guy's a slant. They can't help it when they wink.

                          He's still a commie degenerate mind you.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #28
                            Re: Have you been winking?

                            Pastor Zeke,

                            It sounds like madness, but, even when I look at your manly avatar photo, I seem to see you winking at me. I may be possessed, Pastor Zeke.

                            Is there any fund I can donate to, or increase the $120,000,000 I tithed, to effect an exorcism?

                            Pray for me, please.

                            YBIC

                            EDIT: This demonic symptom only seems to happen if I don a white glove and brush my hand lightly over Pastor Zeke's countenance. Not that I do that, much.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Have you been winking?

                              My third eye winks after eating taco's with hot sauce. But after squirming around on my chair for awhile I seem to be ok. I can't imagine what Christ ate back in the day.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Have you been winking?

                                Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                                My third eye winks after eating taco's with hot sauce. But after squirming around on my chair for awhile I seem to be ok. I can't imagine what Christ ate back in the day.
                                Apart from the bread and wine, I'm guessing falafel.

                                YBIC

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