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First of all, Pastor Ezekiel, if you're reading this, shame on you! Please push the back button now and do not read the rest of this thread! (Perhaps one of our GODly forum technicians could make it so that this thread is invisible to the good Pastor?)
Now with him out of the thread, let's get down to business:
Brothers and sisters, the donations this year have been quite generous, and I know you are as excited as I am about the Bombardier Learjet. The LORD has certainly been good to us, and blessed our church.
The gold inlaid Bible verse of Proverbs 10:22 on the fuselage is a wonderful touch.
Captain Portway is going to land the Learjet at the Landover Baptist Church Airstrip on CHRISTmas morning at precisely 10:00 AM. If you plan on attending, please make sure you reserve your parking space in advance. Mistress Cookie is handling the reservations and parking fees.
It is very important that Pastor Ezekiel be blindfolded at least fifteen minutes in advance, so that he cannot see the final approach! Landover Baptist Church Security is in charge of this.
Now, some of our female church members thought it would be a nice gesture if we were to tie a big, red CHRISTmas bow onto the nose of the aircraft, but Captain Portway has expressed concerns that it might rip off and get sucked into the engines. Leave it to women to have nearly ruined CHRISTmas for everyone with their lack of understanding of manly things like jet engines.
Finally, if you want to take video or pictures, that is permitted, but Bobby-Joe has asked me to remind you all that photography of the interior of hanger number two is expressly prohibited!
Now with him out of the thread, let's get down to business:
Brothers and sisters, the donations this year have been quite generous, and I know you are as excited as I am about the Bombardier Learjet. The LORD has certainly been good to us, and blessed our church.
The gold inlaid Bible verse of Proverbs 10:22 on the fuselage is a wonderful touch.
Captain Portway is going to land the Learjet at the Landover Baptist Church Airstrip on CHRISTmas morning at precisely 10:00 AM. If you plan on attending, please make sure you reserve your parking space in advance. Mistress Cookie is handling the reservations and parking fees.
It is very important that Pastor Ezekiel be blindfolded at least fifteen minutes in advance, so that he cannot see the final approach! Landover Baptist Church Security is in charge of this.
Now, some of our female church members thought it would be a nice gesture if we were to tie a big, red CHRISTmas bow onto the nose of the aircraft, but Captain Portway has expressed concerns that it might rip off and get sucked into the engines. Leave it to women to have nearly ruined CHRISTmas for everyone with their lack of understanding of manly things like jet engines.
Finally, if you want to take video or pictures, that is permitted, but Bobby-Joe has asked me to remind you all that photography of the interior of hanger number two is expressly prohibited!
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