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  • Roberta
    Anti La Leche League Organizer
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2008
    • 1817

    #16
    Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

    LBC was sort of nutty while you were away. I could not believe what your supposed friends were saying!

    It's starting to get pretty up here now. Come to the mountains if you just need to get away for a few days (BTB is welcome, too).

    Robbie
    Come climb my mountains.

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    • Dr. Otto Bond Sr.
      Away on vacation, or very possibly deceased
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Feb 2008
      • 177

      #17
      Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

      Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel. It's good to see you in your rightful, God-approved position.

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22902

        #18
        Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

        Pastor Zeke - your return is excellent news making another excellent Landover day. My cup runneth over.
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

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        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • Old Iron Crotch
          SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
          • May 2007
          • 3056

          #19
          Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
          Pastor Zeke - your return is excellent news making another excellent Landover day. My cup runneth over.

          Perhaps it's time to change your Depends.
          Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #20
            Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

            That sure was mean spirited of you.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • SUV
              True Christian™ Princess
              The Driving Force behind RA12
              Have at it, anytime!
              • Sep 2006
              • 11027

              #21
              Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

              Originally posted by Maggoty Old Crone View Post
              Perhaps it's time to change your Depends.
              Why, how very Rude, Crude & Almost Lewd

              WELCOME BACK, Pastor Ezekiel!!! As you will Surely remember, I have stood by you all along.

              So now what's in it for ME?

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              • JennyD
                Honorary True Christian™
                Sweet Placid Sister
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2007
                • 9567

                #22
                Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

                Hurray! Pastor Ezekiel is back!





                Does that mean I can have my building permits back now?
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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639

                  #23
                  Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

                  Originally posted by Maggoty Old Crone View Post
                  Perhaps it's time to change your Depends.
                  It's definitely time to change your attitude, missy, unless of course you're looking forward to ...

                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                  • Remy Lebeau
                    LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
                    President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
                    Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 2058

                    #24
                    Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

                    Welcome back, Zeke

                    I wouldn't want any other man to lead this church and no finer man could there be for Sister Thumper. My faith in you was not just demonstrated in words, but also actions. I can't wait to see your first official church sermon this coming Sunday, now from the front row. It was also very nice of Pastor Billy-Reuben's family to move to our old seats in the second row. My wife is so excited.

                    And I deeply regret all those good people whose lives were lost recently. May Jesus admit them into His loving arms. Amen.
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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #25
                      Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

                      Well thank you all, but I'm really not sure what the fuss is all about. I was busy doing missionary work in the Des Moines jail for a few days, and then had to spend some time soaking in the mineral springs at Saratoga to get the stench off me (had to burn my clothes too), but I feel rejuvenated now.

                      I understand that there was some trouble here on God's favorite forum while I was away? Some hacked accounts or something? I'm sure Brother BJ and his boys in security will get to the bottom of it.

                      Whoever installed all the new security gizmos in my estate is to be commended. Praise Jesus.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Justina Thyme
                        Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 1718

                        #26
                        Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

                        I, for one, am proud to have so fine a True Christian(tm) gentleman as a pastor and a friend. Welcome back, Sir! Will you and Sister Thumper be available one of these Sundays in the near future for dinner, as we had planned before all the--er--commotion broke loose? My houseboy Luis and my maid Conchita have both made special mention that they will make themselves available to serve us at that occasion.
                        Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                        1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                        A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                        Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

                        LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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                        • jesusrule
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 16

                          #27
                          Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

                          How very interesting that just a few days ago a lot of people who say they never doubted you had been doubting you a few days ago. Either they switched their allegiances or their accounts were hacked.

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                          • JennyD
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Sweet Placid Sister
                            Forum Member
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 9567

                            #28
                            Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

                            Originally posted by jesusrule View Post
                            How very interesting that just a few days ago a lot of people who say they never doubted you had been doubting you a few days ago. Either they switched their allegiances or their accounts were hacked.
                            We have reason to believe that one Judas going by the name of Dr. Otto Bond, Sr. actually DID hack into the accounts of several members.

                            We also have reason to believe that he is not who he claims. That's all I can say at the moment.
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                            • jesusrule
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 16

                              #29
                              Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

                              Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                              We have reason to believe that one Judas going by the name of Dr. Otto Bond, Sr. actually DID hack into the accounts of several members.

                              We also have reason to believe that he is not who he claims. That's all I can say at the moment.
                              Ah so an attempted Hi-Jack. By the way good to see you got your TC rank back.

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                              • JennyD
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Sweet Placid Sister
                                Forum Member
                                • Dec 2007
                                • 9567

                                #30
                                Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

                                Originally posted by jesusrule View Post
                                Ah so an attempted Hi-Jack. By the way good to see you got your TC rank back.
                                Thank you!
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