[Roberta]

Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

LBC was sort of nutty while you were away. I could not believe what your supposed friends were saying!

It's starting to get pretty up here now. Come to the mountains if you just need to get away for a few days (BTB is welcome, too).

Robbie

[Dr. Otto Bond Sr.]

Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel. It's good to see you in your rightful, God-approved position.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

Pastor Zeke - your return is excellent news making another excellent Landover day. My cup runneth over.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

Pastor Zeke - your return is excellent news making another excellent Landover day. My cup runneth over.

Perhaps it's time to change your Depends.

[Nobar King]

Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

That sure was mean spirited of you.

[SUV]

Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

Perhaps it's time to change your Depends.

Why, how very Rude, Crude & Almost Lewd

WELCOME BACK, Pastor Ezekiel!!! As you will Surely remember, I have stood by you all along.

So now what's in it for ME?

[JennyD]

Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

Hurray! Pastor Ezekiel is back!





Does that mean I can have my building permits back now?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

Perhaps it's time to change your Depends.

It's definitely time to change your attitude, missy, unless of course you're looking forward to ...

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

Welcome back, Zeke

I wouldn't want any other man to lead this church and no finer man could there be for Sister Thumper. My faith in you was not just demonstrated in words, but also actions. I can't wait to see your first official church sermon this coming Sunday, now from the front row. It was also very nice of Pastor Billy-Reuben's family to move to our old seats in the second row. My wife is so excited.

And I deeply regret all those good people whose lives were lost recently. May Jesus admit them into His loving arms. Amen.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

Well thank you all, but I'm really not sure what the fuss is all about. I was busy doing missionary work in the Des Moines jail for a few days, and then had to spend some time soaking in the mineral springs at Saratoga to get the stench off me (had to burn my clothes too), but I feel rejuvenated now.

I understand that there was some trouble here on God's favorite forum while I was away? Some hacked accounts or something? I'm sure Brother BJ and his boys in security will get to the bottom of it.

Whoever installed all the new security gizmos in my estate is to be commended. Praise Jesus.

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

I, for one, am proud to have so fine a True Christian(tm) gentleman as a pastor and a friend. Welcome back, Sir! Will you and Sister Thumper be available one of these Sundays in the near future for dinner, as we had planned before all the--er--commotion broke loose? My houseboy Luis and my maid Conchita have both made special mention that they will make themselves available to serve us at that occasion.

[jesusrule]

Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

How very interesting that just a few days ago a lot of people who say they never doubted you had been doubting you a few days ago. Either they switched their allegiances or their accounts were hacked.

[JennyD]

Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

How very interesting that just a few days ago a lot of people who say they never doubted you had been doubting you a few days ago. Either they switched their allegiances or their accounts were hacked.

We have reason to believe that one Judas going by the name of Dr. Otto Bond, Sr. actually DID hack into the accounts of several members.

We also have reason to believe that he is not who he claims. That's all I can say at the moment.

[jesusrule]

Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

We have reason to believe that one Judas going by the name of Dr. Otto Bond, Sr. actually DID hack into the accounts of several members.

We also have reason to believe that he is not who he claims. That's all I can say at the moment.

Ah so an attempted Hi-Jack. By the way good to see you got your TC rank back.

[JennyD]

Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

Ah so an attempted Hi-Jack. By the way good to see you got your TC rank back.

Thank you!