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  • Missionary in Sweden
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Apr 2011
    • 189
    #1

    Are smartphones Satanic?

    I'm considering buying an iPhone. I haven't seen anything in the Bible to either condemn or support it's usage. So I'm asking your opinions here on the forum?

    This one makes an odd but possible good case.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qX1pRNJfq4


    I don't know what this forum is about but here's more on Satanism in all consumer electronics.

    http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showt...p?p=1059103474

    So what's your opinions?

    Praise Jesus
    Are you a filthy sinner unable to keep your hands off your John Thomas? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86786

    Is your wife disobedient? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86604
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    • Faith_Machine
      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2011
      • 10050
      #2
      Re: Are smartphones Satanic?

      You've linked to David Icke? My opinion is that David Icke is a hellbound New Age huckster who holds weird beliefs! For example, did you know that he believes it's reptilian aliens, as opposed to Satanists and Jews, who control our government? What a weirdo.
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        • Missionary in Sweden
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Apr 2011
          • 189
          #3
          Re: Are smartphones Satanic?

          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
          You've linked to David Icke? My opinion is that David Icke is a hellbound New Age huckster who holds weird beliefs! For example, did you know that he believes it's reptilian aliens, as opposed to Satanists and Jews, who control our government? What a weirdo.
          That's insane. Thanks for the warning. There's so many crazy and ungodly people out there.
          Are you a filthy sinner unable to keep your hands off your John Thomas? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86786

          Is your wife disobedient? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86604

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            • Didymus Much
              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
              • Jun 2010
              • 14079
              #4
              Re: Are smartphones Satanic?

              Smartphones aren't inherently Satanic, but the service agreements are.

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                • Walter Harris
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Jan 2013
                  • 14
                  #5
                  Re: Are smartphones Satanic?

                  Don't, under any circumstances!

                  I warn you, the Satanic community is already using them to conduct ungodly séances: http://www.the600club.com/topic52944-1.html. iPhones are devil worship tools.

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                    • Mary Etheldreda
                      Gushing for Jesus
                       
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 23775
                      #6
                      Re: Are smartphones Satanic?

                      Originally posted by DrZoidberg View Post
                      I'm considering buying an iPhone. I haven't seen anything in the Bible to either condemn or support it's usage. So I'm asking your opinions here on the forum?
                      They're great.

                      If you want to advertise your flaming homosexuality.

                      Fact: Only flaming homos use Apple products


                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • Pastor Isaac Peters
                          Senior Pastor
                          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                          Always Biblically correct
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 10639
                          #7
                          Re: Are smartphones Satanic?

                          The Roman institution uses iPhones for its sacrament of confession, which is a satanic mockery of James 5:16.
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                            • Missionary in Sweden
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Apr 2011
                              • 189
                              #8
                              Re: Are smartphones Satanic?

                              Ok, so Apple products are the devils tools. But what about an Android phone? Are they free from Satan?
                              Are you a filthy sinner unable to keep your hands off your John Thomas? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86786

                              Is your wife disobedient? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86604

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                                • BelieverInGod
                                  Fourm Member
                                  Forum Member
                                  • Feb 2010
                                  • 9269
                                  #9
                                  Re: Are smartphones Satanic?

                                  Originally posted by DrZoidberg View Post
                                  Ok, so Apple products are the devils tools. But what about an Android phone? Are they free from Satan?
                                  I don't know how "smart" these "smart phones" are. Seth has one and it doesn't seem very smart to me. I can't figure out how to use the thing, and I know he spends a lot of his time muttering at it.
                                  Drama queen

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                                    • lukasekman
                                      True Christian™
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Mar 2011
                                      • 614
                                      #10
                                      Re: Are smartphones Satanic?

                                      Avoid iPhones, they make you gay. Apple spend more money on joo lawyers and making simple connection and file management needlessly complicated than actual developing. Go for Android, but make sure you "root" it to get rid of preinstalled bad spirits (which in addition to making the device ridiculous slow also may turn you queer).

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