[Harold Law]

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Do we really have a Jehoovath in our midst? Does this mean that me and Mrs.Law need to change the locks on our doors as a precautionary measure?

[JustGotSaved]

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Never really liked you anyway.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Cranky (and all other True Cristians™) I am so confident that the Perfection of Jesus will open HB eyes to where he will be weeping and sniveling at the Feet of God that I'd like to arrange for a informal get together at my humble home.
I only have 18 spare bedrooms in the main house so it will be first come, first served, Pastors and Reverends, as always, are guaranteed comfortable space.
Anyone who would like to be part of the witnessing of the re-entry into Jesus, please feel free to stop by. You all know the main gate code and my cell number.
I have sent a PM to Brother Portway to thank him for flying us in yesterday during the cover of the snow storm. I'd like to also apologize to my neighbors for the ruckus caused by the jet coming in the last 200 miles below 500 feet at 380 mph. We had to stay below radar the ceiling.

That was a hoot, wasn't it? BTW, you left some of those restraints or shackles or whatever you call them in the G650. I just had Leroy put them in the AirJesus office at Landover Field. Pick them up whenever you get the chance. Oh, and I just burned those clothes that HB had on when you guys boarded the plane. I'm sure they were lousy with JW demons, and besides, those blood stains weren't going to come out anyway.

[James Hutchins]

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Do we really have a Jehoovath in our midst? Does this mean that me and Mrs.Law need to change the locks on our doors as a precautionary measure?

No need to panic.
At the first sign of a 'problem', Landover had 'people' monitoring the situation. No ones True Christian(tm) purity was at any risk.

[Brother Harold Porter]

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Well! After some 'heated' discussion and some struggling of faith, Mr. Heathen_Basher has come visit my humble home secluded in the Shenandoah mountains. No doubt he will stay in one of the many very small cabins sequestered in the woods, using the time for some serious reflection.

Smart move, my Brother. He needs to remain quarantined until Professor Bessemer arrives, screens him for contagious sexual diseases and begins the de-fagging procedures. The poor man may suffer from the AIDS, rectumosis, analopathy or any of a multitude of disease and disorders that are the consequence of the choice to be a queer and pack mud. Let's all keep Heathen Basher in our prayers these next few days.

In Christ

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Smart move, my Brother. He needs to remain quarantined until Professor Bessemer arrives, screens him for contagious sexual diseases and begins the de-fagging procedures. The poor man may suffer from the AIDS, rectumosis, analopathy or any of a multitude of disease and disorders that are the consequence of the choice to be a queer and pack mud. Let's all keep Heathen Basher in our prayers these next few days.

In Christ

I just got word from the Pastors that I'll be heading back to the Hutchins compound tomorrow morning with the professor and some other folks. I'll just bring your stuff with me Brother James, I imagine Brother Professor Bessemer might need the shackles in the Ex-Gay(c) treatment anyway.

[LooseyGoosey]

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How can god let someone burn in hell when god doesn't exist. I piss on your man made scripture. If there is a hell I'm going there and ill see you all there.

[James Hutchins]

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I just got word from the Pastors that I'll be heading back to the Hutchins compound tomorrow morning with the professor and some other folks. I'll just bring your stuff with me Brother James, I imagine Brother Professor Bessemer might need the shackles in the Ex-Gay© treatment anyway.

Thank you.
I have several sets of personal safety devices here at the plantation though HB wrists and ankles seem to be larger than the typical nigra or beaner. I imagine he will squeal with delight with the ones I left with you.
The runway is being shoveled by the staff right now and it should be clear for your return.
Please have Professor Bessemer PM me with any special needs such as slaves, probes or prods.

As a reminder, the guest list is rapidly filling, any True Christian(tm) that wants to spread the Love of Jesus and fill HB with concern, be sure to contact my house boy, Cleavon, letting him know if you arriving Friday or on Saturday.

I hope Pastor Ezekiel can make it. He has such a way with the Just Saved(r).

[James Hutchins]

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How can god let someone burn in hell when god doesn't exist. I piss on your man made scripture. If there is a hell I'm going there and ill see you all there.

Friend, God does not 'let' anyone do anything. God sends the nworthy to Hell faster than you can say "Praise!"
No, when you arrive in Hell, you will not see us. We will however, see you from our place at the Right Hand of God Almighty.
Consider this.
You're dead
Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.

[Redeemed Papist]

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At least I didn't make up any "Freehold". After detailed research, I didn't find anything about Freehold,Iowa.

Why do you want to confuse our efforts to rescue our former brother in Christ from an evil cult before it's too late? Do you like seeing people throw their lives away for totally bogus beliefs based on flawed translations of ancient scripture? Do you get a kick out of seeing people deluded by beliefs in palpably false perversions of what was originally written; twisting any vestiges of original nobility of purpose out of it and hungering for worldly power at the expense of the followers' freedom to choose Jesus and be Saved?

[LooseyGoosey]

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Sounds like you know this from experiencing it yourself. Is it hot in hell? Oh wait it doesn't exist. God doesn't have a right hand because god doesn't exist.

[LooseyGoosey]

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Oh yeah I forgot God chooses favorite churches.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Sounds like you know this from experiencing it yourself. Is it hot in hell? Oh wait it doesn't exist. God doesn't have a right hand because god doesn't exist.

You can persecute us all you want, mister, but the LORD will have the last say!

He will swallow up death in victory; and the Lord GOD will wipe away tears from off all faces; and the rebuke of his people shall he take away from off all the earth: for the LORD hath spoken it.
Isaiah 25:8

Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
Matthew 5:10-11

For unto you it is given in the behalf of Christ, not only to believe on him, but also to suffer for his sake
Philippians 1:29

If ye be reproached for the name of Christ, happy are ye; for the spirit of glory and of God resteth upon you: on their part he is evil spoken of, but on your part he is glorified.
1 Peter 4:14

[Forest Spirit]

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Do you like seeing people throw their lives away for totally bogus beliefs based on flawed translations of ancient scripture? Do you get a kick out of seeing people deluded by beliefs in palpably false perversions of what was originally written; twisting any vestiges of original nobility of purpose out of it and hungering for worldly power at the expense of the followers' freedom to choose Jesus and be Saved?

That;s pretty much what you all are already doing, so pat youself on the back for that one

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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Sounds like you know this from experiencing it yourself. Is it hot in hell? Oh wait it doesn't exist. God doesn't have a right hand because god doesn't exist.

You said that already, and like most atheists, seem to love to hear yourself repeat your putrid words of hopelessness. In your mind, it's as though that will make them true. You WISH they were true, but the very fact that you repeat that God does not exist means a part of you is longing for Salvation™ since you know deep down that God does exist and demands that you surrender everything.

If the fear of hell can't motivate you, maybe the loneliness of your sad, sorry, worthless, pointless life will.

Pastor Ed