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It's Sunday...
GET YOUR ASSES TO CHURCH!!
GET YOUR ASSES TO CHURCH!!
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Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Originally posted by Declan Abdiel Mordecai View PostIt's Sunday...
GET YOUR ASSES TO CHURCH!!
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Showering, shaving, polishing shoes, getting dressed up, etc.Originally posted by Dec Abdiel Mordecai View PostIt's Sunday...
GET YOUR ASSES TO CHURCH!!
Too much like work.
You know what the Bible says about working on Sunday.
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I just got back from a double service, the 7:30 always builds me up and the 11:00 sends me over the top with righteousness! I can't imagine anyone being able to sit in His Golden House and not squeal and squirm with joy and praise, as the preacher slowly caresses The Gospel, and then shoot up from your seat and erupt in Halleluiah when God's Holy Hands are touching inside you! I just want it again and again
Acts 1:8
But ye shall receive power, after that the Holy Ghost is come upon you: and ye shall be witnesses unto me both in Jerusalem, and in all Judaea, and in Samaria, and unto the uttermost part of the earth.Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Save your breath friend. These atheistic fools don't even attend Church services on Christ's own birthday. I have it on good authority that they actually take extra drugs and double up on the masturbation on the Lord's Day. Just to offend Jesus all the more.Originally posted by Dec Abdiel Mordecai View PostIt's Sunday...
GET YOUR ASSES TO CHURCH!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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I often think of what atheists must be doing while I'm on my knees before Jesus and it's always something to do with having wild sex parties and drug crazed anal stretching sessions. This often makes me explode with love for Jesus right there in church.
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