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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #1

    How To Convert An Atheist Dentist

    As you all know, dentists are notorious atheists. This young man, despite the handicap of him being a foreigner, managed to bring an atheist dentist over to Jesus with just a few words. Glory!

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Alvin Moss
    Serving Jesus
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2013
    • 4468

    #2
    Re: How To Convert An Atheist Dentist

    Yes, dentists; the godless wretches...

    My only advice would be to wait until the sharp instruments are removed from the mouth, as this young man wisely did. Dentists are also notorious for their violent dispositions and frequent outbursts.
    God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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    • Faith_Machine
      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2011
      • 10050

      #3
      Re: How To Convert An Atheist Dentist

      Thank you Pastor Zeke, for sharing that powerful testimony! In just 55 seconds, that video so succinctly expressed what I have always felt!

      The next time some know-nothing atheist tries to play the starving-children-in-Cambodia card or the gang-raped-women-in-Darfur card, I will point out to him that God can't help those starving children and gang rape victims as long as they refuse to come to Him and insist on doing things their own way!

      Shout GLORY!

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      • Attila's Wife
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2013
        • 1941

        #4
        Re: How To Convert An Atheist Dentist

        Thank you, Pastor Zeke, for that very moving video, which brought to mind Psalm 3:7 :

        Arise, O Lord; save me, O my God: For thou hast smitten all mine enemies upon the cheek bone;
        Thou hast broken the teeth of the ungodly.



        Hallelujah!
        2 Timothy 3:16

        All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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        • Basilissa
          South of the Border outreach program
          True Christian™
           
          • Mar 2013
          • 12997

          #5
          Re: How To Convert An Atheist Dentist

          What a lovely video! I shall use this argument tomorrow, as God has blessed me with a toothache (I'm sure He created a cavity because He wants me to spread His word to that unworthy ungodly dentist of mine).

          Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
          My only advice would be to wait until the sharp instruments are removed from the mouth, as this young man wisely did.
          Excellent point!

          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
          The next time some know-nothing atheist tries to play the starving-children-in-Cambodia card or the gang-raped-women-in-Darfur card, I will point out to him that God can't help those starving children and gang rape victims as long as they refuse to come to Him and insist on doing things their own way!
          Exactly! These women were probably asking to be raped anyway, and these children were simply wasting their time trying to find something to eat, instead of praying to God, who would then gladly provided them with food (Matthew 6:26).
          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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