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    Denver Goes to Hell!

    Folks, Denver (the same city that will host the Demoncratic Convention) has gone to Hell today! It seems folks in Denver like to rent billboards to the Devil himself!

    PS Please vote in the newspaper's poll by clicking on this link (so far, the Devil is winning by a long-shot, so Jesus needs your help!)
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    Re: Denver Goes to Hell!

    Surely it is the end times!

    We must act quickly to snuff out this pack of wild liberals and satanists before they spread their illness others!

    LORD HEAR OUR PRAYER! WE GATHER IN YOUR HOLY SIGHT TODAY TO ASK A SPECIAL BLESSING ON THESE POOR, DELUSIONAL SOULS! WE PRAY THAT YOU WILL OPEN THEIR EYES TO YOUR HOLY TRUTH, AND SHOW THEM THE ERRORS OF THEIR WAYS. IF THEY FAIL TO RECEIVE YOUR GLORIOUS LIGHT, WE ASK THAT YOU POUR OUT YOUR RIGHTEOUS JUDGEMENT ON THEIR HEADS, THAT THEY MAY REAP WHAT THEY HAVE SOWN. IN YOUR PRECIOUS NAME, AMEN!
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    • #3
      Re: Denver Goes to Hell!

      I thought this thread was about John Denver!
      He is burning in Hell you know.
      God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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      • #4
        Re: Denver Goes to Hell!

        Imagine no religion? That's a pretty big task. What am I supposed to imagine? Towering monstrous gray halls of bureaucracy?
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          Re: Denver Goes to Hell!

          I think that "imagine no religion" is another one of those ridiculous quotes from Karl Marx. I don't know what it's supposed to mean either. Without God there would be no Jesus, and without Jesus there would be no Landover Baptist Church. So what are we supposed to imagine?

          Karl Marx said plenty of stupid things. In America we just ignore junk like that.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            Re: Denver Goes to Hell!

            Eh, let Denver go to Hell. It's just a cesspool filled to the brim with homersexuals and perverts and Catholics and Mormons anyway. It's not as though anyone of any value lives there . . . I'm surprised God hasn't wiped it out like Sodom and Gomorrah!

            Maybe he's waiting for this Freedom to Go to Hell group gets all its members there for some sort of conference?
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            • #7
              Re: Denver Goes to Hell!

              Originally posted by Marshall View Post
              I thought this thread was about John Denver!
              He is burning in Hell you know.
              I thought it was about that Bob Denver, or Gilligan the gay cabin boy.
              Matthew:
              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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              • #8
                Re: Denver Goes to Hell!

                Denver was already there, Mother Glynndie. From In Mortal Danger, by Godly Republican Congressman Tom Tancredo, I learnt that:

                Denver radio talk-show host Peter Boyles revealed in July 2005 that the Denver Public Library "was spending thousands of dollars annually to purchase the comic-book style publications that graphically portray sex and violence against women. The booklets were easily accessible to children." These are all Spanish-language. Well, that's the messicants for you! But why would a huge library system do this to pander to cholos?! Check out page 23 if you think I'm lying, people!!!

                Also in order to make room for Spanish-language "books" many publications in English were thrown out. Simply thrown out! Budgets were slashed, but Spanish-only computer nights were organized. Much, much more. If you ever have time in-between reading Scripture, I strongly urge you to read this book - it's even worse than you think here in Amerca now. Well, at least until George W. Bush and the Godly Government does something about it tomorrow - as I am too sure they will.

                But - maybe they got these sinful comics in order to show The Children that women must be kept down? Who's to know?

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                • #9
                  Re: Denver Goes to Hell!

                  Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                  I thought it was about that Bob Denver, or Gilligan the gay cabin boy.
                  I understand the original script was a bit less subtle; they called him Roger the Cabin Boy instead of Gilligan, the First Mate.

                  Either way, I've no doubt he's in Hell now, as will be B. Hussein Osama.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Denver Goes to Hell!

                    That billboard constitutes hate speech against Christians. It's shameful that freedom of speech has been twisted around to cover such things.
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                    • #11
                      Re: Denver Goes to Hell!

                      Boy, Ronnie Reagan wouldn't have put up with that! He was a real cowboy!!!

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                      • #12
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                        I am confident that the billboard will have the opposite effect to that intended:
                        (1) People will read it as "Imagine, No Religion!!" which implies the horror of living without religion
                        (2) as Brother Nobar points out, one cannot imagine nothing - one must imagine something and they will imagine the only noun in the statement -Religion! And what better subject for imagination!

                        I think these communist atheists have shot themselves in the foot! Praise!
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                        • #13
                          Re: Denver Goes to Hell!

                          One thing these Godless atheists have done is to provide us a handy list of a mess of public figures and famous people who are going to hell, or who are already in hell, and why.

                          http://www.ffrf.org/day/daybyname.php


                          When JESUS returns in the Second Coming, all He'll have to do is hand these filthy secularists a print-out of this webpage to explain to them why they get to spend eternity in agony. They truly have shot themselves in the foot!
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                          • #14
                            Re: Denver Goes to Hell!

                            Actually this sign might be a GOOD message!



                            Afterall, Christianity isn't a religion....it's the TRUTH!!



                            So IMAGINE the TRUTH without having any other FALSE religions to push it off the pedestal.


                            GLORY@!!!!

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