He hit me and it felt like a kiss.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

You know how it is when you get a tune on your mind but can't quite remember all the words and then you end up singing la-la-la, etc? Well as I was drowning a few kittens the other day, this one came to my mind. And Jesus led me to it on Youtube.

I remember it back in the day when it was released - I gave a copy to Mrs Bathfire. I like to think she was touched. Ah... happy memories. That's when men were in charge, had not been cowed by the liberals and were unafraid to teach women the right way to do things.

Things were happier then.

He hit me and it felt like a kiss
He hit me but it didn't hurt me
He couldn't stand to hear me say
That I'd been with someone new
And when I told him I had been untrue

He hit me (da-da-da-ah) and it felt like a kiss (felt like a kiss)
He hit me (da-da-da-ah) and I knew he loved me
If he didn't care for me,
I could have never made him mad
But he hit me (da-da-da-ah) and I was glad

(Da-da-da-ah)
(Da-da-da-ah)

Yes, he hit me (da-da-da-ah) and it felt like a kiss (felt like a kiss)
He hit me (da-da-da-ah) and I knew I loved him
And then, he took me in his arms
With all the tenderness there is
And when he kissed me (da-da-da-ah), he made me his.
(Da-da-da)

I sometimes think it was a pity that Mr Spectre, who produced the song, didn't stick to the words instead of allowing that woman to play with his gun.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I'm a sucker for a romantic song.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Why, it would be a down-right GODLY song if she weren't a nigress.

[Levi Jones]

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That is a catchy tune. I was skeptical at first with the mulatto girls singing it, but they really did a good job making it nonrhythmic that you couldn't dance to or get dirty thoughts about.

I wouldn't mind seeing that in our regular praise and worship service songs offering.

[Cranky Old Man]

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He hit me but it didn't hurt me

It sounds to me like "he" should have hit a lot harder harder. Punishment is pointless if there is no severe suffering.

Punishment should result in an increased fear of God. The person being punished should be suffering so severe that they are very afraid the punishment will be repeated. They should live in total fear of getting punished again. This fear of punishment should consume their entire existence. This total fear, is the fear of God and is what will keep them from making mistakes.

There is a reason the Bible teaches us to use a rod for beatings:

Proverbs 29:15
The rod and reproof give wisdom: But a child left to himself bringeth his mother to shame.

[Levi Jones]

Re: He hit me and it felt like a kiss.

It sounds to me like "he" should have hit a lot harder harder. Punishment is pointless if there is no severe suffering.

But brother, are you saying she should not revel in her godly punishment? To me, it should make her know how loved she is. If you didn't beat her out of jealousy for looking at other people every once in a while when you get drunk, how would she know you care?

[Cranky Old Man]

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But brother, are you saying she should not revel in her godly punishment? To me, it should make her know how loved she is. If you didn't beat her out of jealousy for looking at other people every once in a while when you get drunk, how would she know you care?

I agree Brother. I am certain my wife and children love me almost as much as they love Jesus for beating the fear of God into them. They will have an eternity in Heaven to thank me.

Lyrics like "He hit me and it felt like a kiss" and "He hit me but it didn't hurt me" doesn't sound like those women got the fear of God beaten into them. Perhaps it's one of those women things I never understand. Their faces don't look as if they got a proper beating, so I have my doubts.