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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Creeser!!
Many happy returns, brother.
I'm sure that yet another year on this Earthly plane is as much an annoyance to you as it is to all those not yet called by Jesus to His side.
But take heart, the next time you drive a care, go to a diner, or use a rest room Jesus may send a fist of angry lesbeans to kidnap you are force you to service them in some insane breeding program until you die of post coital tristesse.
Then you will be at His side singing His praises for ever and ever and ever
Glory!1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. -
Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Creeser!!
Dearest Brother,
Here is the birthday cake I baked for you:
I hope you like chocolate!
Enjoy, and happy birthday!God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.Comment
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Creeser!!
A most blessed birthday to you, dear Brother in Christ!Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Creeser!!
John you salty dog!
You are so fortunate to be able to celebrate your birthday by giving to Jesus.
I'm looking forward to your visit to my home. Perhaps we can do some pheasant hunting this time. I hope your wife can come. I hear she is a good plucker.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Will your neices be there? How are the twins?Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
YIC1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Creeser!!
Absolutely.Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
You know the twins, they know thier way about an over and under. When they saw your name on the guest list, they both offered to hold your shells and load your gun. Just remember, it is Brother Cresser's birthday and he gets first shot.
I just hope we do not have another incident like last September and have a misfire. It was too bad about what happened to Zele's indonesian house boys eye. We lost a good hour of hunt time and no doubt, scared off a lot of game with all that slants incessant hollering.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Creeser!!
Oh Brother Creeser, there's so many times your wisdom and patience and techniques have helped me when I just wasn't sure I could keep going.
Bless you and all that you do to help make our Freehold, Iowa, the best little town in the U.S., and its residents like me the happiest!
(I am working on a cake, but these are from the hothouse)
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Creeser!!
I had been saving this for Wednesday, but I'll whip up another for then. So this one's for you. Enjoy.
Oops! Wrong cake!
This is the one:
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Creeser!!
Happy Birthday, Brother Creeser! Another year closer to being called home to Jesus, either by rapture or the unlikely event that your death comes first.
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I Kings 7:23
And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Creeser!!
Happy Birthday Mr. Brother Creeser!Yours In Christ,
Mrs. Aaron White
Servants, be obedient to them that are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ
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