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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22847

    #1

    Youth Missionaries

    I am pleased to announce that, reveling in the diversity of life and as a genuine demonstration of Landover's anti-racism policy, several young True Christians are taking God's Word into "the 'hood". Dressed to fit in with unconverted Darkies, these three fine Americans will interact with the local youth, explain about tithing, and draw them closer to God.

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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22355

    #2
    Re: Youth Missionaries

    Youngsters like this make me proud to be a Christian American. To sink to the low low level of a negro, to adapt their unwashed look, to accept the stench of laziness and not to forget the complete overload of chicken. Only an American Christian hero would have to stamina to do all that for people who, let's be realistic here, have a near zero chance of getting saved. But if out of all of the world, out of all those billions of negros, just one gets saved this way; it will all have been worth it! I hope those negroes realize all that we are doing for them.

    A Christian save-that-negro team, ready for action:
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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