PSA: I am not a woman.

[Chewer]

Some people on this forum like Orem, and the midget seem to think I'm a lady, and ise gonna tell you now. I. AM. A. MAN. A MAN WITH A WIFE.

[WWJDnow]

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Some people on this forum like Orem, and the midget seem to think I'm a lady, and ise gonna tell you now. I. AM. A. MAN. A MAN WITH A WIFE.

Why would anyone think you're a woman? Are you effeminate?

[Russell Holbeck]

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Hello Chewer.

I do not think you are a woman I think you are a man because you chew tobacco most women would use snuff my grandma did then she died in front of the TV when the Beatles were on Ed Sullivan I do not blame them.

Thank you.

Rusty

[Mother Of Seven]

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Chewer, you're a damned fine southern gentleman - putting up with these cretins

[Redeemed Papist]

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The very thought someone might think of me as an effeminate ladyboy fills me with righteous anger. This is why I constantly remind people at all times that I am in no way interested in anal sex. Why the very thought of some sweaty muscular man invading my anus and implanting demon seed within is horrifying.

So to be thought of as something far more base and appalling - a woman! Do you wear girly coloured clothing or perhaps walk in a mincing and gentle way? Perhaps you just need to toughen up and get into a few more fights or beat your wife in public a few times to show you are a real man.

Don't forget, our LORD made his own whip and thrashed people he disapproved of. So do what Jesus would have done.

[Freddy Osborne]

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Do you drink lite beer, vanilla lattes, or eat wraps?

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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Some people on this forum like Orem, and the midget seem to think I'm a lady, and ise gonna tell you now. I. AM. A. MAN. A MAN WITH A WIFE.

Brother Chewer, understand that in God's True Church, which is practically built upon the foundation of opposing gaysexshuralism (Matthew 16:18; Romans 1:26-32; I Cor. 6:9; Jude 7), the zeal to serve God overcomes some new members as they begin to suspect that nearly everyone seems to be gay these days.

I'm sure you've heard it before how we Christians are always harping on homosexuality and how we are downright obsessed with the subject. But of course, this is only true because if the faithful don't stand up to the fudge-packing unrighteous, then who (besides Westboro) will? That's right. No one.

So you see, sometimes (as with Jesus Himself), zeal can eat us up (see John 2:17; Psalm 69:9). In the meantime, please try not to take it too personally. If you aren't driving a Prius and sucking down cinnamon lattes left and right, then the congregation will be more widely able to recognize your manliness in due time. Of that, I have the utmost confidence.

Regards,

Pastor Ed

[Attila's Wife]

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Mr Chewer, I think sometimes the soft, gentle tones and good manners of Southern gentlemen such as yourself can be mistaken for gaywise tendencies. But this is pure prejudice, and if there is one thing we at Landover take pride in, it is the absence of prejudice.

Thank you for taking the time to clear up this confusion.

YiC
AW

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Dear Brother Chewer,

I did not think you were a woman. Your name implies manliness and GODLINESS. I envisioned you being an ass "chewer" of GODless sinners and a chewer of fine tobacco, like a manly-man.


BLESSINGS!

[Redeemed Papist]

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Chewer, perhaps a few rousing tales of queers you have punched out for their hideous ways would help us to appreciate your manliness. Alas, on the internet it's all about putting it out there and constantly reminding us of your love for Jesus and hatred of sodomy.

When did you last fight the good fight for Jesus? What was on your last evangelical placard? Which sodomite's funeral did you last witness at?

[Chewer]

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I am very happy to see that the majority of you know that i am a man. Thank you. I reckon its just a small majority that think ise a woman.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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I am very happy to see that the majority of you know that i am a man. Thank you. I reckon its just a small majority that think ise a woman.

It's great to hear that this has finally been cleared up.

Tell us your testimony.

God bless.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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The very thought someone might think of me as an effeminate ladyboy fills me with righteous anger. This is why I constantly remind people at all times that I am in no way interested in anal sex. Why the very thought of some sweaty muscular man invading my anus and implanting demon seed within is horrifying.

So to be thought of as something far more base and appalling - a woman!

Brother Papist,

I am so fearful of making you envision a strong, handsome man in his form fitting underwear that I am reluctant to even post this. I know the idea of being seduced by another male, drawing you into his arms, touching you all over, and then perhaps even bringing you to his love nest, where he sweats and writhes and entices you to join him in love unspeakable probably causes you to retch.

But I just had to ask: who's your favorite designer? I like Marchesa.

Love,
Naomi Ruth Lamb

[Redeemed Papist]

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What sort of gun did this Marchesa fellow design?