Hey me Snotgansken, tes a wuvve hierre.

[SUV]

K'huure nie veul, ester een probleme? Ge zijt er toch nie mee an't rammelen hin?

K'gon binnekeurt nor Belgie (of moe'k Belhië zahhen? old ) veur de Gentschefieste, kumme nie afspreke? K'zen nogal een hieteboelie, en kem "hee veel volk in de stoasse" old , dus dagge't al wet, ma stroppeke. Oas een èwe schure in brande schiet, es 't er gien blusche nie mier an.

Me kunne nen dreupel goan drinke in De Dulle Griet op de Vrijdagmarkte, es da goe? Tes a vrie wijs café.

Es da goe me poezewoefke?

A wuvveken,

Kuskes!

Zuster Sue

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hey me Snotgansken, tes a wuvve hierre.

PASTOR! Sister Sue is speaking in tongues!!!

Damn you, Punycostals! You will NOT take our sister for your master, Satan! She belongs with JESUS and we will fight for her!

Please, please every True Christian(tm), join me in prayer!

Heavenly Father, we pray for Your protection of Sue Vera and her deliverance from the evil clutches of the Punycostals, whom we call "puny" because they work for Satan instead of You. Please clear the demons of speaking in tongues from her colon and help her know she is safe because she has You and Your loving congregation on her side.
In Jesus' name we pray.
Amen.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Hey me Snotgansken, tes a wuvve hierre.

Sister M&M,
I may be able to help here; I once spoke to a man who said his brother had read a book by a Belgian (clearly mad). So I will apply my knowledge of Belgian – translation in red.

K'huure nie veul, ester een probleme? Ge zijt er toch nie mee an't rammelen hin?
The cure to knee furl, is Ester a problem? The zit on my knee walks like an ant?

K'gon binnekeurt nor Belgie (of moe'k Belhië zahhen?) veur de Gentschefieste,
[cough] Gone is the binnacle nor Belly (of muck Belly saw?) fur the gent’s chief.

kumme nie afspreke?
Comes the knee [to an] ape’s peak?

K'zen nogal een hieteboelie, en kem "hee veel volk in de stoasse", dus dagge't al wet, ma stroppeke.
[cough] Zen Buddhism noddle even heater-boo Ellie, and come “he feels folk in the stoat” Thus daggers [are] all wet, mother Stroppke [must be a name.]

Oas een èwe schure in brande schiet, es 't er gien blusche nie mier an.
Oasis even female sheep [are shorn] and branded sh*t, Ester Green blushes [her] knee merely Anne.

Me kunne nen dreupel goan drinke in De Dulle Griet op de Vrijdagmarkte, es da goe? Tes a vrie wijs café.
Me could not dribble go on drink in the Dull Greeting up the Freeday Market, Ester is going? Tess a free wise café.

Es da goe me poezewoefke?
Ester goes [with] me pussy-woofer

A wuvveken,
A woman

Kuskes!
Curses!

Zuster Sue
Sister Sue

I think that is plain enough - Sister SUV is in my prayers.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Belgian?!?! When the Punycostals "speak in tongues" they're speaking Belgian?!?! Satan really is the great deceiver, isn't he? First he makes people think Belgium is real, then he has them speaking its "language". Frightening!

I'M PRAYING FOR YOU, SISTER SUE! Hold tight, Jesus is coming!

[SUV]

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Bless you, Sister M&Ms and Brother Bathfire! Once again, I can explain!

JESUS came to me last night and told me if I spoke to Snottyduck in his native "language" it would be good for our Christian Marriage. Just ask Him if you don't Believe me!!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Bless you, Sister M&Ms and Brother Bathfire! Once again, I can explain!

JESUS came to me last night and told me if I spoke to Snottyduck in his native "language" it would be good for our Christian Marriage. Just ask Him if you don't Believe me!!!

All those grunts and clicks are a "language" are they? Well that's a relief! I thought you were having a seizure, sister!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hey me Snotgansken, tes a wuvve hierre.

Bless you, Sister M&Ms and Brother Bathfire! Once again, I can explain!

JESUS came to me last night and told me if I spoke to Snottyduck in his native "language" it would be good for our Christian Marriage. Just ask Him if you don't Believe me!!!

Oh, we will ask Him. This is dangerous ground you're walking, speaking in tongues in an effort to save your husband. Please pray it doesn't open you up to Satan and instead of a True Christian(tm) marriage, you end up with an "open" marriage as a couple of "swingers" falling further away from Jesus with every adulterous coupling.

[SUV]

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Snottyduck is a True Christian ™ Man! Don't let his gasmask, black clothing, and arguing with our Pastors fool you! Underneath it all,
he loves JESUS as much as any other common Joe in America!

Don't you, Snottyduck?

I say, DON'T YOU, SNOTTYDUCK?!

[eliot mayfield]

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Sister M&M,
I may be able to help here; I once spoke to a man who said his brother had read a book by a Belgian (clearly mad). So I will apply my knowledge of Belgian – translation in red.

K'huure nie veul, ester een probleme? Ge zijt er toch nie mee an't rammelen hin?
The cure to knee furl, is Ester a problem? The zit on my knee walks like an ant?

K'gon binnekeurt nor Belgie (of moe'k Belhië zahhen?) veur de Gentschefieste,
[cough] Gone is the binnacle nor Belly (of muck Belly saw?) fur the gent’s chief.

kumme nie afspreke?
Comes the knee [to an] ape’s peak?

K'zen nogal een hieteboelie, en kem "hee veel volk in de stoasse", dus dagge't al wet, ma stroppeke.
[cough] Zen Buddhism noddle even heater-boo Ellie, and come “he feels folk in the stoat” Thus daggers [are] all wet, mother Stroppke [must be a name.]

Oas een èwe schure in brande schiet, es 't er gien blusche nie mier an.
Oasis even female sheep [are shorn] and branded sh*t, Ester Green blushes [her] knee merely Anne.

Me kunne nen dreupel goan drinke in De Dulle Griet op de Vrijdagmarkte, es da goe? Tes a vrie wijs café.
Me could not dribble go on drink in the Dull Greeting up the Freeday Market, Ester is going? Tess a free wise café.

Es da goe me poezewoefke?
Ester goes [with] me pussy-woofer

A wuvveken,
A woman

Kuskes!
Curses!

Zuster Sue
Sister Sue

I think that is plain enough - Sister SUV is in my prayers.

I am impressed! But I think there may be one slight error.

K'zen is a sneeze I believe, not a cough. But, I am in awe at your work.

[SUV]

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"The zit on my knee walks like an ant?"

Brother Bathfire! Shame on me for giggling like an un$avED while I await a serious discussion with my (Duck)Man to find out what I said!

Snottyduck? Hon, please get here soon. If not, I may need to learn the "language" of PimplePee-peeZilla. And with a Name like that Surely it is of Satan

[snottyduck]

Re: Hey me Snotgansken, tes a wuvve hierre.

LOL, Hilarious how you guys try to translate a Flemish dialect. Here's the translation for those who want to know what really has been said:

K'huure nie veul, ester een probleme? Ge zijt er toch nie mee an't rammelen hin?
I do'nt hear Much from you, is there a problem?? You aren't fooling me around, ain' you??

K'gon binnekeurt nor Belgie (of moe'k Belhië zahhen? old ) veur de Gentschefieste, kumme nie afspreke? K'zen nogal een hieteboelie, en kem "hee veel volk in de stoasse" old , dus dagge't al wet, ma stroppeke. Oas een èwe schure in brande schiet, es 't er gien blusche nie mier an.
Soon I will come to Belgium (or do I have to say Belhium?) to go to the Festivities of Ghent, can't we meet? I'm pretty hot and I'm "Horny". If an old barn catches fire it's impossible to put it out.

Me kunne nen dreupel goan drinke in De Dulle Griet op de Vrijdagmarkte, es da goe? Tes a vrie wijs café.
We can catch a drink in "De Dulle Griet" (a café) on the "Vrijdagsmarkt" (a square in Ghent), Is that OK for you?? It's a great café.

Es da goe me poezewoefke?
Is that allright my darling?

A wuvveken,
Your women

Kuskes!
Kisses

Zuster Sue

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Hey me Snotgansken, tes a wuvve hierre.

LOL, Hilarious how you guys try to translate a Flemish dialect. Here's the translation for those who want to know what really has been said:

K'huure nie veul, ester een probleme? Ge zijt er toch nie mee an't rammelen hin?
I do'nt hear Much from you, is there a problem?? You aren't fooling me around, ain' you??[edited out - see my post above, which is much the same thing]
Kuskes!
Kisses

Zuster Sue

Yes, yes, yes - enough with the pedantry you grammar nazi! I think everyone understood it first time!

Anyway, the question is, "Are you agreeing to meet charming Sister SUV?"

[SUV]

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I'm so terrified I'm not Sure if I can even make it to Church today.

The things that JESUS compelled me to say in the Name of True Love!

[snottyduck]

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Anyway, the question is, "Are you agreeing to meet charming Sister SUV?"

Why should I lmeet, I'm nothing more then unsaved trash, am I?

[SUV]

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Why should I lmeet, I'm nothing more then unsaved trash, am I?

Hon, you'll never be un$avED trash to ME!

That's only our snooty Pastors saying that