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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Basilissa
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BASILISSA!!!!!Baptist Bethany (Not a Cherry Picker)
Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Basilissa
Happy Birthday, dear Sister in Christ!Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Basilissa
Hello Basilissa.
Happy birthday thank you for being my friend. If you have candles on your cake be very careful to blow them out quickly so that wax does not get on the icing. I am glad that you are kind.
Thank you.
RustyPsalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.Comment
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Basilissa
Happy Birthday, dear Sister. You are still so young and yet your rebuking of the unSaved is so powerful. I, an old woman, realize that I have much to learn from you in this respect.
I pray that this will be the year that you are blessed with a Godly husband.
YiC
your friend,
AW
2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Basilissa
Sister Bas, Have a lovely day. Let's hope it's your last birthday as a single lady.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Basilissa
Basilissa. You are truly an inspiration to all of us, please continue your powerful work for 
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Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division - Luke 12:51Comment
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Basilissa
Sweet, Precious Sister, so Meek and Mild!
BEST birthday Blessings to you!
I was inspired by your unerring sweetness to make you this "roses" cake early this morning....then I realized as the dawn came up that I did something funny with the frosting at the end, and the top is kind of lavender
Please do not read into this...
You can chop off the top of the cake and throw it in the fire...or you could smash it in a homosexual's face next time you see one.
Either way, it's yours. With lots of True Christian(TM) l-o-v-e!!Comment
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Basilissa
Happy Birthday, sister B. Don't forget to send over your Birthday Tithe. Jesus needs a new pair of shoes.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Basilissa
Thank you, everybody. I've spent my birthday like a young lady should, praying.
I have so much to thank for. He created me to be a True Christian man's help meet (Genesis 2:18). He made me live in the U.S.A., which means that I was never exposed to war and famine, and I grew up surrounded by Christians, from whom I learned about God. He made me white, which gives me a privileged position in the society. He gave me middle class parents, which means that I had access to good education and healthcare. Even though I was born in a heather family, He made me seek Salvation, and He guided me to the Landover Baptist Church.
loves me! Praise !
God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.Comment
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Basilissa
Glad to hear you didn't get distracted in any self-indulgent uppity behaviours, Sister 'Lis. And instead have devoted it as a time for Jesus! Too many times have I seen certain women *cough cough Sister N cough cough* fall prey to feminazi behaviours if indulged too much. Not that I would assume that you are sinful, 'Lis, I assure you I deeply admire your womanly features (being a True Christian Homemaker of course) I just pray that you will get an extra painful (for Jesus
) Birthday Beating!
By the way, Happy Birthday!Thinking of Abortion?
That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
Think of the children. Stop being a slut.Comment
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Basilissa
Like these?Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostJesus needs a new pair of shoes.
Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.
- Ecclesiastes xii.7Comment
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sister Basilissa
Happy birthday!
Sorry it's late. Hope you had a great day. Jesus will surely smile on you, sister.
YICLast edited by Dr Laurence Niles; 05-09-2014, 11:51 AM.1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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