[Brother Temperance]

Re: A rant from an irate Englishman.

The name "Chicago" is the French phonetic of the name shikaakwa, meaning 'wild leek'.

You really claim that shikaakwa is a frog word?

I hope Jesus realises that I've seen the error of my ways. Although arguments are actually quite enjoyable most of the time.

Why do you wish to sow discord among loving Christians?

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: A rant from an irate Englishman.

<< I hope Jesus realises that I've seen the error of my ways. Although arguments are actually quite enjoyable most of the time. >>

HERE! He said it! Is it not our Christian duty to accept this olive branch of peace, the offering Joe extends us? I realize that often the sinner must be "beaten down" to be rebuilt, but I sense this sinner has seen and suffered so much...we must apply salve to the wound. Not salt.

Welcome, Brother (I hope)

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: A rant from an irate Englishman.

The name "Chicago" is the French phonetic of the name shikaakwa, meaning 'wild leek'.

I'm not doing this for every place in the US... I think my point has been proven enough. Some people are too stubborn to realise they're wrong.

So let's see if I follow your reasoning.

Chicago is named after a place in England, because it is an American pronunciation of a French pronunciation of an American Indian place name?

But let's take a map of Iowa to really measure your assertion since Iowa is a Heartland state full of good, honest American values.


Major population centers are;

Des Moines
Ceder Rapids
Davenport
Dubuque
Sioux City
Freehold
Waterloo


Now were is England is there a City/ town/ village/ hamlets with the same names?

Heck, why don't you point them out on this handy map of Iowa

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:National-atlas-iowa.png

[Don the Baptist]

Re: A rant from an irate Englishman.

I was using 'you' in the plural form. To be honest, I don't give a toss who the moderators are, since I know for a fact that certain members seem to have different 'priveledges' privileges.

You were NOT using "you" in the plural form, that would be "y'all" you idiot! And you think that the toothless, drunk brits have proper command of the English language...

[JubJub Joe]

Re: A rant from an irate Englishman.

So let's see if I follow your reasoning.

Chicago is named after a place in England, because it is an American pronunciation of a French pronunciation of an American Indian place name?

Major population centers are;

Des Moines
Ceder Rapids
Davenport
Dubuque
Sioux City
Freehold
Waterloo


Now were is England is there a City/ town/ village/ hamlets with the same names?

Nothing to do with England:

Sorry that the others are just throwbacks to other countries and languages.

Chicago has nothing to do with England. You misunderstood me - that wasn't my point.

Although Waterloo IS actually in the UK.

So there.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: A rant from an irate Englishman.

Is it not our Christian duty to accept this olive branch of peace, the offering Joe extends us? I realize that often the sinner must be "beaten down" to be rebuilt, but I sense this sinner has seen and suffered so much...we must apply salve to the wound. Not salt.

Your optimism is touching, but we should be wary of those who hold out the olive branch. Remember Paul's farewell to the Church at Ephesus:

...after my departing shall grievous wolves enter in among you, not sparing the flock. Also of your own selves shall men arise, speaking perverse things, to draw away disciples after them. Acts 20:28-29

JewJewBean has tried to trick us before, so we should temper our habitual openness to our fellow man with due caution.

[JubJub Joe]

Re: A rant from an irate Englishman.

אלקטרוני. החברה מספקת שירותים מנוהלים באינטרנט תוך שימת דגש על מקצועיות, אמינות והגינות. פתרונ תוך םירתא יחתפמו יבצעמ תורשע םע הלועפ תפתשמ סייפסרטניא תרבח
םינוש רוחמת יללכו השיג הנשי םירתא בצעמ לכל .לארשיב םיליבומהמ
םיאתמה רתאה בצעמ תא ךמצעל אצמתש ידכב .טנרטניא רתא תיינבב
ךל תרשפאמה תידוחיי תכרעמ סייפסרטניאב ונחתיפ ,ךלש םיכרצל
.טושפ דחא ספוטב םירתאה יחתפמ לכל תולמע אללו םניח תונפל
םיטרפה תא אלמ אנא ,טנרטניא רתא תיינבל העצה לבקל ךנוצרב םא
םדקהב ךילא ונפי רשא םירתאה יבצעמ לא חלשת ךתשקבו ,םיאבה
.ירשפאה שימתהחדש ואירוחדומיין, שרת וירטו
איחסון שרתים יעודיים, השכרה שרתים
בחוות השרתים החדשנית של אינטרספייס

[JubJub Joe]

Re: A rant from an irate Englishman.

"Lord Jesus, I invite you into my heart anew today, and I ask forgiveness for all of my sin. Jesus, thank you for dying for my sins and for forgiving me of them through your shed blood for me on the cross. Please take away all the sinful old things in my heart that defile me, and replace them with the good things that you desire to grow in to my life. Please wash away all the sinful crud and tendencies toward evil and replace them with a hunger and thirst for your righteousness. I need your help, Lord God, in living this new life in Christ. Please send your Holy Spirit afresh into my life to help me, heal me, lead me and transform me. In Jesus Christ I pray, Amen." (Mark 7:21-23 & 2 Corinthians 5:17)

I FEEL RENEWED!!!!!!!!!!

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: A rant from an irate Englishman.

What are those chicken scratch cave drawings he posted?

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: A rant from an irate Englishman.

אלקטרוני. החברה מספקת שירותים מנוהלים באינטרנט תוך שימת דגש על מקצועיות, אמינות והגינות. פתרונ תוך םירתא יחתפמו יבצעמ תורשע םע הלועפ תפתשמ סייפסרטניא תרבח
םינוש רוחמת יללכו השיג הנשי םירתא בצעמ לכל .לארשיב םיליבומהמ
םיאתמה רתאה בצעמ תא ךמצעל אצמתש ידכב .טנרטניא רתא תיינבב
ךל תרשפאמה תידוחיי תכרעמ סייפסרטניאב ונחתיפ ,ךלש םיכרצל
.טושפ דחא ספוטב םירתאה יחתפמ לכל תולמע אללו םניח תונפל
םיטרפה תא אלמ אנא ,טנרטניא רתא תיינבל העצה לבקל ךנוצרב םא
םדקהב ךילא ונפי רשא םירתאה יבצעמ לא חלשת ךתשקבו ,םיאבה
.ירשפאה שימתהחדש ואירוחדומיין, שרת וירטו
איחסון שרתים יעודיים, השכרה שרתים
בחוות השרתים החדשנית של אינטרספייס

It seems JubJub is a Joo?

Yours in Christ

Brother Lazarus

[JubJub Joe]

Re: A rant from an irate Englishman.

fantastic... you guys are great.

I admire what you're all doing.

And I'm pissed off that it took me so long to realise the truth.

Those 'chicken scratch cave drawings' were copy and pasted off random websites. Don't worry.

[Talitha]

Re: A rant from an irate Englishman.

fantastic... you guys are great.

I admire what you're all doing.

And I'm pissed off that it took me so long to realise the truth.

Those 'chicken scratch cave drawings' were copy and pasted off random websites. Don't worry.

I was just about to Ban you too.

[SUV]

Re: A rant from an irate Englishman.

"JubJub" - ? Son, are you neegro or go-rilla or both? Worse, do you run with that Darwinista crowd that has the IXOYE Fish growing legs attached to their cheesy little vehicles?!

Jesus warned me not come in here after seeing this JubJub hubbub. I knew no good could come of it. Foolish woman, I had to peek

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: A rant from an irate Englishman.

In Jesus Christ I pray, Amen.

Don't tell us, son, tell Jesus. We just turn the other cheek, but God is far more demanding.

What are those chicken scratch cave drawings he posted?

I only know Biblical Hebrew, and not the bastardized Israeli version, but, as best as I can make it out, it's an advertisement for a gay Internet portal. Now here's some powerful Hebrew:

ויהוה חפץ דכאו החלי אם־תשים אשם נפשו יראה זרע יאריך ימים וחפץ יהוה בידו יצלח

Still, it's better in English, the way God intended it.

[JawOfAnAss]

Re: A rant from an irate Englishman.

The element you're refering to is actually fluoride. Please get your chemisty correct before trying to imply that we have dodgy teeth. In fact, with our FREE healthcare I'd be willing to bet that our dentistry is much better. Of couse, facts aren't your strong point are they?

SO.....one quick question JaJaBinks......All kidding aside,how many of those free fillings have you spit into your keyboard during this rant?