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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Lombardo
I wish you a very happy birthday, dear, and pray that you may be Saved before it is too late.
2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Lombardo
Happy birthday, friend! Enjoy 4 hours of non-stop Praise Music!
Just keep this tab open while you go about doing your service unto the LORD!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Lombardo
Sweet Jesus! You all remembered! Thanks for the belated B-day wishes ladies!
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Lombardo
How could we forget! I have sent you an audio recording of myself singing Happy Birthday especially for you! May God continue to smile upon you in ways that are delightful and surprising.Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Lombardo
Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
Thank you Sister Victory, my windows shattered with joy when I turned the cassette on.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Lombardo
If it's not too late, Brother Jim, I would like to share with you my "I love LBC" apple pie:
God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.Comment
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Lombardo
I just hope no nigra steals it while it cools! Thanks Basilissa!
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Lombardo
Oh, I feel like I'm the one getting the present! I've listened to all four hours twice already!Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View PostWARNING:
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