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    • Jul 2007
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    #31
    Re: On Sabbatical

    Originally posted by Deaner View Post
    What about the opposing soccer team, do you treat them with respect?
    Course, but its different when the match is on. You have mutual respect but still want to make sure they go home sad and defeated.

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    • Walter Brimstone
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      • Jul 2008
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      #32
      Re: On Sabbatical

      Originally posted by commie!commie!commie! View Post
      Course, but its different when the match is on. You have mutual respect but still want to make sure they go home sad and defeated.
      Like you? Sad and defeated. There's one of you against Jesus & whole bunch of True Christians(tm) who will debate you over and under the table

      Enjoy hell!

      In Jesus,

      Walter Brimstone

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      • commie!commie!commie!
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        • Jul 2007
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        #33
        Re: On Sabbatical

        Originally posted by Walter Brimstone View Post
        Like you? Sad and defeated. There's one of you against Jesus & whole bunch of True Christians™ who will debate you over and under the table

        Enjoy hell!

        In Jesus,

        Walter Brimstone
        So far. you've failed to 'debate me under the table' you can try but you're gonna need more than a bible and jesus to do it.
        You're going to need fact.
        Something you know little about.

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        • Deaner
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          • Sep 2006
          • 5932

          #34
          Re: On Sabbatical

          Originally posted by commie!commie!commie! View Post
          Course, but its different when the match is on. You have mutual respect but still want to make sure they go home sad and defeated.
          So basically you're a mean-spirited hypocrite. You waltz in here mocking Baby Jesus and telling us how wrong we are but you take pleasure in making people feel sad and defeated. In most cases your fellow countryman. That's a fact.

          Is that the kind of example you should be setting oh high and mighty moral one?

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          • Billybob Sunday
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            • Jul 2008
            • 261

            #35
            Re: On Sabbatical

            Originally posted by commie!commie!commie! View Post
            No I respect decent human beings. Obviously I'm not completely right, I'm still young but my main principals still stand you treat me and everybody else in the world as your equal unless they have done something evil like racism etc...
            You do not deserve my respect, it would be wasted on you.
            I'm glad your school administrators have not yet been cursed by God and turned into cripples. Still, given how you blaspheme God and his favorite church, it is only a matter of time.

            Also, your teachers should be ashamed. By any standard, be it American English, British English, or God's English (as written in the King James Bible, praise Jesus!), you are a dullard.

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            • commie!commie!commie!
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              • Jul 2007
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              #36
              Re: On Sabbatical

              Originally posted by Billybob Sunday View Post
              I'm glad your school administrators have not yet been cursed by God and turned into cripples. Still, given how you blaspheme God and his favorite church, it is only a matter of time.

              Also, your teachers should be ashamed. By any standard, be it American English, British English, or God's English (as written in the King James Bible, praise Jesus!), you are a dullard.
              Where did anything to do with my school come from?

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              • Walter Brimstone
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                • Jul 2008
                • 188

                #37
                Re: On Sabbatical

                Originally posted by commie!commie!commie! View Post
                Where did anything to do with my school come from?
                Your last post just proved that your "english" teachers and school administration should be ashamed of themselves that they didn't teach you proper English. God help you.

                In Jesus,

                Walter Brimstone

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
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                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #38
                  Re: On Sabbatical

                  Originally posted by commie!commie!commie! View Post
                  Alright Brimmy
                  Come down or your high horse as you are no better than me.
                  I don't use spell check anyway as it makes everything into American English which I don't want. I speak English.
                  Anyway young Walter all you seem to have done is highlight my downfalls, that I don't believe in God and I'm not racist like the rest of you I believe in equality and it's pretty funny the way that seems to upset you.
                  All in all I'll address you with respect when you've earned it.
                  OK mate.
                  Look missy, we didn't invite you here, you invited yourself. If you are going to impose your hateful eurotrash spew on us, at least have the courtesy to speak the language that Jesus favors: AMERICAN!

                  And by the way, this is not a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong. Jesus always wins.

                  Keep up the disrespect and you will lose your posting privileges.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Wide-Open
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                    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
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                    • Nov 2007
                    • 18449

                    #39
                    Re: On Sabbatical

                    Originally posted by commie!commie!commie! View Post
                    Football is a game played by 2 teams of 11 athletes with a ball for 90 minutes.
                    Soccer is game with 2 teams of 11 players played by talentless americans for 90 minutes unless it rains then the whimps call of the match.
                    I play football.
                    How many balls do the soccer players have?

                    Isaiah 22:18
                    He will surely violently turn and toss thee like a ball into a large country: there shalt thou die, and there the chariots of thy glory shall be the shame of thy lord's house.
                    Psalm 81:10:
                    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                    • commie!commie!commie!
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                      • Jul 2007
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                      #40
                      Re: On Sabbatical

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Look missy, we didn't invite you here, you invited yourself. If you are going to impose your hateful eurotrash spew on us, at least have the courtesy to speak the language that Jesus favors: AMERICAN!

                      And by the way, this is not a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong. Jesus always wins.

                      Keep up the disrespect and you will lose your posting privileges.
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                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
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                        • Jan 2008
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                        #41
                        Re: On Sabbatical

                        Originally posted by commie!commie!commie! View Post
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                        • Ahimaaz Smith
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                          • Nov 2007
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                          #42
                          Re: On Sabbatical

                          Originally posted by commie!commie!commie! View Post
                          You're going to need fact.
                          Something you know little about.
                          What facts have you put into your posts? I've read everything you've posted, and it's all just your opinion. Jesus does not like hypocrites like you. And that's a fact.

                          Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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                          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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                            • Dec 2006
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                            #43
                            Re: On Sabbatical

                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                            Brothers and Sisters in Christ -

                            I will be on a brief sabbatical to the wilds of Alberta next week, witnessing to workers in the tar sands mining operations, returning August 4.

                            I look forward to reading more about your Godly successes in sharing the Word with heathens all over the world when I return!

                            Rev. Mark Rodimer
                            Oh dear sweet Reverend! Please be VERY careful in darkest Canuckistan! Don't let them blow marihuana smoke at you or offer you any "brownies", and please don't let them force you to "marry" a sodomite!
                            You will be in my prayers!
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                            • Brother Temperance
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                              • Sep 2006
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                              #44
                              Re: On Sabbatical

                              Originally posted by commie!commie!commie! View Post
                              Well he didn't walk on water did he?
                              Thats not true, he's not divine.
                              I challenge you to show me one Bible passage showing that Jesus didn't walk on water. Go on.
                              Originally posted by commie!commie!commie! View Post
                              Believing in an afterlife is just a cowards way of avoiding the problems of life and death.
                              When I die my brain will shut down...
                              Sounds like that might've happened already, dear.
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
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                                • May 2008
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                                #45
                                Re: On Sabbatical

                                Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                                Oh dear sweet Reverend! Please be VERY careful in darkest Canuckistan! Don't let them blow marihuana smoke at you or offer you any "brownies", and please don't let them force you to "marry" a sodomite!
                                You will be in my prayers!
                                Sister Mary Maria, thank you and all the others who expressed their well-wishes and concerns for my safety.

                                I have returned safe and sound, though there were many trials along the way. I'll write up a full report for you later today or tomorrow!

                                Here's the short version: Rousing success!
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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