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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708
    #1

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Franklin & Pearl!








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    • Elmer G. White
      Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
      Victim of atheist scientific persecution
       
      • Apr 2014
      • 10276
      #2
      Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Franklin & Pearl!

      Happy Birthday!

      How nice it will be soon when we can celebrate an infinite number of birthdays in HEAVEN WITH JESUS!


      Revelation 21:4
      And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes;
      and there shall be no more death,
      neither sorrow, nor crying,
      neither shall there be any more pain:
      for the former things are passed away.

      Yours in Christ,

      Elmer
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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775
          #3
          Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Franklin & Pearl!

          Have a blessed birthday, Franklin & Pearl!
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Benedict A. Davis
              Winning Souls in his Winnebago
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 3900
              #4
              Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Franklin & Pearl!

              Another year not being called home by our lord Jesus....Sorry
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              Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
              Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
              Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                • Godfly
                  Descended from Rapes
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 1552
                  #5
                  Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Franklin & Pearl!

                  How odd that you have the same birthday. The Lord works in mysterious ways.
                  Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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                    • Basilissa
                      South of the Border outreach program
                      True Christian™
                       
                      • Mar 2013
                      • 12993
                      #6
                      Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Franklin & Pearl!

                      Originally posted by Godfly View Post
                      How odd that you have the same birthday. The Lord works in mysterious ways.
                      I was thinking the same thing, Brother Godfly! Then again, maybe these Godly folks just celebrate Franklin's birthday for both of them, allowing them to not celebrate Pear's birthday.

                      Happy Birthday, Franklin and Pearl!
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                        • Russell Holbeck
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2012
                          • 735
                          #7
                          Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Franklin & Pearl!

                          Hello Franklin and Pearl.

                          Happy birthday.

                          Thank you.

                          Rusty
                          Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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                            • Faith_Machine
                              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 10050
                              #8
                              Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Franklin & Pearl!

                              Is it Frank's birthday or Pearl's? I need to know before I buy the present.
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