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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

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    What Is The More Dangerous Tool Of The Enemy? Islam or Theistic Evolution?

    Which of his evil inventions do you think Satan is giggling over more?
    • Dirty, cavity-laden Muslims with their fetishes for girls
    • Lying, conniving, wolf-in-sheep's-clothing liberal Christians?


    On the on hand, I think Muslims are terribly dangerous and not only to our bodies and land, but to our souls. They are taking over Godless countries like the UK and Sweden. People seem to gravitate towards a strong, smelly despot who does the thinking for them, and Islam delivers.

    Then again, liberal so-called "Christians" are crafty little imps insidiously influencing society.

    What do you think? And what, besides prayer, can we do about it?
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    I'm so offended! How dare you expose the truth of my faith tradition in such clarity!
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    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12992

    #2
    Re: What Is The More Dangerous Tool Of The Enemy? Islam or Theistic Evolution?

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda
    Which of his evil inventions do you think Satan is giggling over more?
    • Dirty, cavity-laden Muslims with their fetishes for girls
    • Lying, conniving, wolf-in-sheep's-clothing liberal Christians?


    On the on hand, I think Muslims are terribly dangerous and not only to our bodies and land, but to our souls. They are taking over Godless countries like the UK and Sweden. People seem to gravitate towards a strong, smelly despot who does the thinking for them, and Islam delivers.

    Then again, liberal so-called "Christians" are crafty little imps insidiously influencing society.

    What do you think? And what, besides prayer, can we do about it?
    As a feeble minded woman I certainly don't have the authority to answer this question, but my feeling is that the liberal false "Christians" are worse than Muslims. In a way, Muslims do right things for the wrong reason... for example, our ally Saudi Arabia beheads several homosexuals and witches every month (source). Of course, the reason is wrong (the Sharia law instead of God's law), and the method is wrong (homosexuals should be stoned, not beheaded), but at least they are carrying out God's will by killing these abominations.

    On the contrary, false "Christians" do the wrong things for the wrong reasons: they never do what Jesus wants, and their justification is that they somehow know better than God what is right and what is wrong.

    Ultimately, all of them will end up in Hell, of course, but I have a feeling that Muslims will get a better spot in it. Maybe they will be the overseers torturing the dumb liberal "Christians."
    God created fossils to test our faith.

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    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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