Satanic Frogs Erect Giant Gay Sex Toy in Paris (Cover your children's eyes).

[Redeemed Papist]

Examine this supposed Christmas tree. Can you think of a bigger insult to Christ than to brandish a giant homogay sex toy in His loving face?

France has shown itself to be obsessed with anal sex on many occasions but this time they have surely gone too far! I can just imagine now the naked queers rolling round together in hot, sweaty embraces, writhing carnally, thrusting at each other round the base of this outrageous idol to their sphincter-stretching rituals while anointing themselves with lubricant. Their cries of abominable ecstasy ring in my ears. I see this vile image when I close my eyes. Make it stop, Lord Jesus, make it stop.

And what is Obama doing about this? Nothing. Paris should be a slab of cooling nuclear glass over this insult to our LORD but the Kenyan Muslim is secretly thanking his moon god for this vile atrocity. It wouldn't surprise me if it was him who suggested it to the gay agenda French President.

The organizing theme for this special celebration of contemporary art in Paris appears to be what the French call le plug: Not only does Tree bear an uncanny resemblance to the flanged sex toy, "Chocolate Factory" will see workers produce thousands of chocolate figurines of Santa Claus holding this "emblem."

Chocolate Factory! Pffft. If that's not a disguise for a rampant gay sex factory I don't know what it is. Hundreds of children being incited to shove chocolate up their bottoms.

Come soon, Lord Jesus, with your righteous fire.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Satanic Frogs Erect Giant Gay Sex Toy in Paris (Cover your children's eyes).

Thank you for bringing this to our attention, Brother. I am sickened, but I wish I could be more surprised than I am. The Roman institution used to call Grenouillestan "the eldest daughter of the church," and since the Roman institution is the mother of harlots and abominations of the earth (Revelation 17:5), what does that make France?

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Satanic Frogs Erect Giant Gay Sex Toy in Paris (Cover your children's eyes).

That looks very similar to an upturned spinning top doesn't it? My teenage son has one in his room. His friend Clarence brought it over to keep them entertained when he stays over. Simple pleasures for a good Christian boy.

YIC

Jack

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: Satanic Frogs Erect Giant Gay Sex Toy in Paris (Cover your children's eyes).

Our brave Landover agents who arrived in Paris yesterday night, posing as homerboy tourists, has finished the job

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Satanic Frogs Erect Giant Gay Sex Toy in Paris (Cover your children's eyes).

Praise and glory! They pierced this abomination for Jesus.

I hope our True Christian soldiers for Christ escaped untainted with garlic and snails. The blood of Christ will save them from the French odour problem and the Papist dark pagan devilry that is rampant there.

Hopefully there will be time to seek out and deal with a few witches before the return flight.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Satanic Frogs Erect Giant Gay Sex Toy in Paris (Cover your children's eyes).

Praise! Hallelujah that innocent children don't have to see that horrid thing that is an eyesore to the Lord and asking for His Wrathful Anger to strike down on France. That day is coming...