A Plea to da lawd

[Vavoline Johnson]

Haiti, a gazillion po Negros ain't got nothin on dere plates.
They sittin up in Limbo while Jeezuz seals dare fate.

An angry God came to wash dem away, off their filthy Island of despair and decay

Lawd oh Lawd, why is you so filled wif hate,
You got dem Jews and A-rabs to mess wif but you be pickin on my mates

Pick up yo magic wand and say da words
Cause us Negro are gittin tired of bein treated like a herd

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: A Plea to da lawd

Lawd oh Lawd, why is you so filled wif hate,
You got dem Jews and A-rabs to mess wif but you be pickin on my mates

Dear Vavoline, surely you know that the LORD picks on everyone? Why, just think of all the poor put-upon white stockbrokers devastated by the recession! It just goes to show that Caucasians bear the brunt of GOD's wrath; please, spare a prayer for us, won't you?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: A Plea to da lawd

Miss Vavoline! We are all given our lot in life by The Lord, and a trouble shared is never a trouble halved, it is a trouble doubled. We all have our crosses to bear, why, with the latest downturn in the stock markets, my income dropped until I really do not know how I will keep the Lear jet flying, fortunately some wise investments have now put me in a position not only to have it refurbished but to buy a new one (and a yacht.).

Now, as the communist rabble-rouser below said, “No one knows the trouble I’ve seen.” Did it do him many good moaning about things? No, not a bit – Senator McCarthy saw right through him.

Miss Vavoline, we’ve all seen trouble but this doesn’t mean we must inflict our woes on others or think that they want to hear about such depressing things – silent suffering and acceptance is what The Lord requires of us, and for this, He will give us Eternal life in Paradise.

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: A Plea to da lawd

Miss Vavoline! We are all given our lot in life by The Lord, and a trouble shared is never a trouble halved, it is a trouble doubled. We all have our crosses to bear, why, with the latest downturn in the stock markets, my income dropped until I really do not know how I will keep the Lear jet flying, fortunately some wise investments have now put me in a position not only to have it refurbished but to buy a new one (and a yacht.).

Now, as the communist rabble-rouser below said, “No one knows the trouble I’ve seen.” Did it do him many good moaning about things? No, not a bit – Senator McCarthy saw right through him.

Miss Vavoline, we’ve all seen trouble but this doesn’t mean we must inflict our woes on others or think that they want to hear about such depressing things – silent suffering and acceptance is what The Lord requires of us, and for this, He will give us Eternal life in Paradise.

Jeezus, I jist got da soul of a artist, dat all. By da way, who is da angry Nigro you go pictured here?