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    Campaign to stop atheists speaking English

    English, as we all know, is the language of God. The King James Bible is in English and all True Christians(tm) speak English.

    Yet just like the atheists steal the Christian calendar and the Christian holidays and use them to worship the devil and eat babies, so too do they shamelessly use God's language.

    Well if they're going to reject God then what do they think they are doing speaking the language of God?

    Surely they need to get their ridiculous scientists to come up with some sort of language of numbers and squiggly symbols and false names for living things just like in their text books. That way they can get out of our Godly society they don't want to take part in and leave us speaking the language of Jesus and Moses.

    I'm sure that with the right contributions to the campaign fund we can get Pastor Zeke jetting around the country preaching the word to any Godly politicians and start the ball rolling to get any lessons in schools that don't include prayer and teachings of God banned in the English language.

    Will you join me?
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    Re: Campaign to stop atheists speaking English

    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
    Will you join me?
    Brother, that is a most Spirit-Filled mission! I would be honored to pray for this!

    Dear Jesus,
    We just come to You in the spirit of Trust and Faithfulness and Humility and Supplication. We just come to You on our knees and full of Joy and Fear and Obedience. We just come to You because You alone are the Most High. You are Jehovah, Yahweh. You are Elohim, our Creator. You are El Elyon, Most High God, Sovereign Over All. You are Adonai, our Lord, our Master. You are El Roi, God Who Sees. You are El Shaddai, God Almighty. You are Jehovah Ezer, the LORD our Helper. You are Jehovah Jireh, the LORD who wiill Provide. You are Jehovah Rapha, the LORD who is our Healer. You are Jehovah Roi, our Shepherd. You are Jehovah Sabaoth, LORD of hosts. You are Jehovah Mekeddeshem, the LORD who Sanctifies. You are Jehovah Nissi, the LORD our Banner. You are Jehovah Rapha, the LORD who Heals. You are Jehovah Shalom, the LORD our Peace. We just come to you, LORD, to hear our humble plea to exult Your Glory through language. We know You can speak through a Whisper, and woo the coldest of hearts with just a blow. Your Words spoke Life into Man (Genesis 2:7), and it speaks everlasting Life (John 1:1-5). We just come to You, LORD, to reign down Your Justice on those who would dare defile You in Your favorite language. We just implore You to thwart the speech of the unsaved as You did back in the days of Babel (Genesis 11:1-9). We just beg you to tie their tongues so they cannot mock you in the language we love and adore because it is the language You Yourself love and adore. We just Trust You LORD to do the Right Thing.

    Amen.
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      Re: Campaign to stop atheists speaking English

      Amen. This is a noble cause indeed. I believe that atheists who want to speak English should be stopped, but foreigners should be forced to speak English exclusively. The frustration and heartbreak experienced by those forced to bend for white, American Christians will be a reminder that God favors us. Our authority must be recognized by non-believers and communists.
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      • #4
        Re: Campaign to stop atheists speaking English

        Why should they be allowed to talk at all? Or even be allowed to live for that matter?

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        That whosoever would not seek the Lord God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

        It's unfortunate that secular laws forbid us from implementing Biblical law and killing all the gays and all the unbelievers. I cannot wait for Sarah Palin to become our next president and getting God's Godly Biblical laws in America. Only then will be we really freed from the Obama terrorism.

        Can someone remind me what we were talking about?
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        • #5
          Re: Campaign to stop atheists speaking English

          I would agree that this is indeed a worthy cause. True, it would better and more pleasing to God to smite the atheists, but in the present political climate, I don't feel that would be advisable. Until such time as we can smite them, let us strive to keep God's language out of their mouths.

          There would be many benefits. Besides quietening their hellish talk, it would flat put the Democrats out of business. That alone is reason enough to shut them up.

          What measures should we take?
          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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          • #6
            Re: Campaign to stop atheists speaking English

            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
            Why should they be allowed to talk at all?
            Amen! The atheist mentality being what it is, they really don't need any means of expression other than grunting and throwing poo.

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