Guns Don't Kill People, Jesus Kills People

[Witch Hammer]

I am sick and tired of the way the liberal media portrays gun violence as a "bad thing". If any of those Godless hacks had ever opened and read a Bible, they would have immediately understood that Jesus has been planning a specific death for each of us since before we were even born. Even the most horrific, painful, seemingly pointless death is just a part of God's Loving Plan® for us. Psalm 139:16, Job 14:5

So why all the fuss about large caliber hand guns and fully automatic assault rifles? Why don't they just leave us to carry out God's Will™ in relative peace? Can't they understand that Jesus has each and every one of us fixed in the cross hairs of His scope, and that these so called "victims" of gun violence should actually be grateful to be caught up in the midst of His Will™? Don't they realize that the alleged "perpetrators" of Godly slayings are actually just cogs and wheels in Jesus' divine killing machine? 1 Corinthians 3:9

Jesus intentionally slaughters about 85 million people annually, by various means; car crashes, drug overdoses, the aids, brain aneurysms, miscellaneous disease, etc. Who is to say that having our flesh riddled with hot lead is an unacceptable way for Jesus to take us out of the equation? No child who dies in a hail of gunfire in a school shooting, or is caught in the crossfire of a gang war has died in vane...they were personally murdered by our loving Heavenly Father. An encouraging thought, is it not? His will, not ours, be done. Amen?

So, why don't you liberal scum just step aside and let Jesus pull the trigger, umkay?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Guns Don't Kill People, Jesus Kills People

I suppose the liberals would rather simply return to the "good old days" of pagan human sacrifice to kill people by plucking the still-beating heart from the chest of a virgin.

[Jack Glass]

Re: Guns Don't Kill People, Jesus Kills People

The Lord loves guns!

Job 20:24 He shall flee from the iron weapon, and the bow of steel shall strike him through.

It saddens me to report that the pinkos and commies in the UK government continue to pour scorn on God's will by forcing us to abide by satanic anti-gun legislation.

How am I meant to protect myself with only swords, machetes, bats, throwing knives and golf clubs?

Oh how I wish I lived in Guns Everywhere Georgia, USA.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Guns Don't Kill People, Jesus Kills People

The miracles of Jesus never cease! In the face of abhorrent anti-gun legislation, the Lord has responded by inventing print-out guns. I admit I haven't got mine working yet but you can see the basic idea is sound.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Guns Don't Kill People, Jesus Kills People

If feminism takes over the world they will take all guns exept the one they can't reach. And that is the Gun of Jesus.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Guns Don't Kill People, Jesus Kills People

And it's only getting worse. Hillary Clinton will take away our guns, our drones and then she will give all our nukes to Kim Jong-un preventing Christian Americans from killing every unbelieving adult, child and unborn child on the planet as commanded by 2nd Chronicles 15:13.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Guns Don't Kill People, Jesus Kills People

And it's only getting worse. Hillary Clinton will take away our guns, our drones and then she will give all our nukes to Kim Jong-un preventing Christian Americans from killing every unbelieving adult, child and unborn child on the planet as commanded by 2nd Chronicles 15:13.

I feel less concerned about that, Brother, since I heard the news of our mission to Korea.

I am pretty confident that whatever this very silly woman does, Pastor Zeke will be able to persuade Kim Jong-un to do the right thing and it will all come out in the wash, as they say.