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  • #331
    Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

    I have heard some unfounded accusations that one of Donald Trump's ancestors had change his family name to Trump from Drumpf.

    This accusation is definitely not true, and all of the related attacks are simply disgusting.

    I Donald TRUMP!
    God created fossils to test our faith.

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    • #332
      Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

      We know that Mr. Trump surrounds himself with all the best people. And with the many recent endorsements Mr. Trump has been receiving, the cabinet for his first term is beginning to shape up:

      Secretary of Treasury: Steve Forbes
      Secretary of Transportation: Chris Christie
      Secretary of Energy: Sarah Palin
      Secretary of Interior Design: Melania Trump
      Secretary of State: Paul LePage
      Attorney General: Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III
      Secretary of Defense: Duncan Hunter
      Secretary of Agriculture: TBD by reality show contest
      Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: Ivanka Trump

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      • #333
        Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

        Heeeeeeeee's here! And, he's about to save this Great Nation of ours!

        GLORY!
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        • #334
          Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

          Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
          We know that Mr. Trump surrounds himself with all the best people. And with the many recent endorsements Mr. Trump has been receiving, the cabinet for his first term is beginning to shape up:

          Secretary of Treasury: Steve Forbes
          Secretary of Transportation: Chris Christie
          Secretary of Energy: Sarah Palin
          Secretary of Interior Design: Melania Trump
          Secretary of State: Paul LePage
          Attorney General: Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III
          Secretary of Defense: Duncan Hunter
          Secretary of Agriculture: TBD by reality show contest
          Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: Ivanka Trump
          And don't forget the Supreme Court seat Mr. Trump has promised me.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • #335
            Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            And don't forget the Supreme Court seat Mr. Trump has promised me.
            There can be no doubt the coming Trump Presidency will be good for your career, Pastor Zeke. Not only will you have your pick of posts, I have it on good authority Donald will want you to preach private sermons in the White House residence area.

            I've heard he likes really short sermons followed by a toast with some world class brandy.
            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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            • #336
              Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

              Director of the Federal U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service: Donald Trump Jr.



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              • #337
                Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                Proverbs 30:29-30 There are three things that walk with stately stride–no, four that strut about: the lion, king of animals, who won’t turn aside for anything.
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                • #338
                  Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread



                  "Love your hair, dude!" "You too, man!"

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                  • #339
                    Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post


                    "Love your hair, dude!" "You too, man!"

                    Does the Donald even know Dennis Rodman? Why would he compliment his hair?
                    Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                    • #340
                      Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                      He is so right!

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                      • #341
                        Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                        President Donald Trump will make sure that the limey bastard John Oliver is either locked up for life or deported back to England!

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                        • #342
                          Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                          Donald Trump was a promising candidate in the beginning, what with his unpredictable mouth and his willingness to say things like they are, but lately he has gotten away from that. At this point I feel like he's just speaking out of his rear and not his mouth. Some of the things he's saying are despicable, honestly, and I don't think I can stand for it.

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                          • #343
                            Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                            Originally posted by Bjorn Jensen View Post
                            President Donald Trump will make sure that the limey bastard John Oliver is either locked up for life or deported back to England!
                            What did he do that was so wrong?
                            To clarify, I have seen his video over Trump. I thought it was funny.

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                            • #344
                              Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                              Originally posted by Patchwork Rarity View Post
                              Donald Trump was a promising candidate in the beginning, what with his unpredictable mouth and his willingness to say things like they are, but lately he has gotten away from that. At this point I feel like he's just speaking out of his rear and not his mouth. Some of the things he's saying are despicable, honestly, and I don't think I can stand for it.
                              Patchwork--You must be referring to what the press has reported about Donald not criticizing the KKK.

                              What this country needs is a leader who brings people together. Donald believes the folks in the KKK are patriotic citizens who want the best for the United States. He sees no point in driving stakes between us because we are all in this together. I'd suggest you attribute to Donald the best of motives because he is going to be our next President.
                              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                              • #345
                                Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                                Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                                I'd suggest you attribute to Donald the best of motives because he is going to be our next President.
                                A fine piece of advice, and frankly, I would correct any of my children for speaking out of turn in such a way as well. Besides, perhaps this new poster might recall that God has already spoken out of one ass, with great and miraculous results (Numbers 22:28). There's no reason to believe He can't do it again.
                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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