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  • #736
    Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

    He's increasing the world's vocabulary (of insults for orange-headed petulant douchebags). May I present to you the throatum:




    Rhymes with scro....

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    • #737
      Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #738
        Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

        For some reason I am hearing the theme song for G.I. Joe.

        Don-ald TRUMMPP, A Real American Her-OH.
        Now, with P*ssy-Grabbing Grip.
        His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

        Guns For God and the Economy

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        • #739
          Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread



          Our President is inspiring children all across the nation to dream bigger and be more assertive and take a more active role and interest in national politics. Protection of our country from foreign invaders doesn't just start at 17 anymore when our sons enlist in the military, it starts right in the classroom with children being influenced by the wisdom of the President. Liberal teachers badly want to snuff out Donald Trump's guiding light but are unable to come up with refutations for his brilliant and bulletproof arguments.
          Close minded people are just right people who don't want to spend time arguing.

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          • #740
            Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

            I'm a little concerned about that picture because the boy being targeted admonished appears to be white. One can assume that he either has lesbo parents or speaks with a lisp or is Jewish or something.
            His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

            Guns For God and the Economy

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            • #741
              Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

              Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
              I'm a little concerned about that picture because the boy being targeted admonished appears to be white. One can assume that he either has lesbo parents or speaks with a lisp or is Jewish or something.
              What are you talking about?! He's ridiculous, look at him, all the other kids are laughing at him!! LOOK, WOMAN, LOOK! RIDICULOUS AND STUPID AND DUMB. What's worse is I needed to explain it to you. Get with the program. #SAD DAY IN AMERICA.
              If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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              • #742
                Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                May I present to you the throatum:




                Rhymes with scro....

                That looks nothing like a "scro", more like a camel-toe but in his freaking neck. Joke backfired on you libtard.
                If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                • #743
                  Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                  God Bless Donald Trump! In a short speech tonight to the Boy Scouts of America, he again stressed the importance of loyalty, to him. As does God:

                  Exodus 9:13 "And the Lord said unto Moses, Rise up early in the morning, and stand before Pharaoh, and say unto him, Thus saith the LordGod of the Hebrews, Let my people go, that they may serve me."

                  Listing off the virtues of Boy Scouts at the West Virginia speech, Trump said: "As the scout law says, a scout is trustworthy, loyal," Trump said, before adding, "We could use some more loyalty, I will tell you that."


                  "Do you remember that famous night on television, November 8?" Trump asked.
                  He told the Scouts that Republicans had a tremendous disadvantage in the Electoral College and that the popular vote, which he lost to Clinton, "is much easier." He went on to tell the Scouts his victory was "an unbelievable tribute to you and all of the other millions and millions of people that came out and voted for Make America Great Again."


                  I believe we need a new Donald J Trump badge for the Boy Scouts. When they pledge loyalty to our President, and prove it with community service that upholds ALL of his values, policies and proposed legislation, they get a button/badge of our dear leader, with his smiling face!

                  This makes me proud to have never been a Scout, but empathize with them as they try to do good deeds.

                  In Christ
                  Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                  • #744
                    Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                    Originally posted by Roland View Post
                    My bad,

                    It seems the Trumpnado already upgraded his ¨wagon park¨:

                    I am rolling! :'D

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                    • #745
                      Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                      Time for megalomaniac Jeff Sessions to resign, or be FIRED. He is doing NOTHING to investigate Hillary for the HIGH CRIMES and TREASON that our BELOVED PRESIDENT has notified him about time and time again! Sessions is NOT up to the job and is so DISLOYAL.
                      58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bringk upon thee, until thou be destroyed.


                      Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61

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                      • #746
                        Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                        Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                        God Bless Donald Trump! In a short speech tonight to the Boy Scouts of America, he again stressed the importance of loyalty, to him. As does God:
                        I believe we need a new Donald J Trump badge for the Boy Scouts. When they pledge loyalty to our President, and prove it with community service that upholds ALL of his values, policies and proposed legislation, they get a button/badge of our dear leader, with his smiling face!
                        In Christ
                        Such a badge would be a wonderful addition to the Scout cause. There was a time, Brother Porter, before the arrival of our blessed President when the term, "Scout's Honor" might have meant something different. Today it means Scouts Honor Our President. The President was too modest to say that directly, but it was inferred in his remarks.

                        Even though in the future scholars will pour over his remarks and come up with different interpretations just as is done with the Bible today, in my mind there can be no other meaning given to "Scout's Honor."
                        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                        • #747
                          Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                          So Sad that our great President has been betrayed by the FAKE media.


                          Less than an hour ago He posted this on twitter..



                          "
                          Only the Fake News Media and Trump enemies want me to stop using Social Media (110 million people). Only way for me to get the truth out!

                          "

                          Mr President,


                          I vow to use to use every means available to me spread The Truth that comes from the Fabric of Your Being. I abhor false media and hope your enemies are smited.


                          Your humble citizen, and Republican voter


                          Phil Ander
                          58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bringk upon thee, until thou be destroyed.


                          Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61

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                          • #748
                            Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                            Originally posted by Phil Ander View Post
                            So Sad that our great President has been betrayed by the FAKE media.
                            Less than an hour ago He posted this on twitter.."
                            Only the Fake News Media and Trump enemies want me to stop using Social Media (110 million people). Only way for me to get the truth out!"
                            Mr President,
                            I vow to use to use every means available to me spread The Truth that comes from the Fabric of Your Being. I abhor false media and hope your enemies are smited.
                            Your humble citizen, and Republican voter
                            Phil Ander
                            HEAR! HEAR!, Brother Andr. Let's support the truth in our President's Tweets. I'm concerned the new Chief of Staff, a former General, will try to persuade the President his tweets are counter productive.

                            Fortunately these efforts have been unsuccessful before. I expect the President to ignore this Chief of Staff, even fire him, if he gets too insistent over stopping these tweets.
                            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                            • #749
                              Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                              Sometimes those tweets are the only bright spot in my day.
                              His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                              Guns For God and the Economy

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                              • #750
                                Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                                Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                                Sometimes those tweets are the only bright spot in my day.
                                I'm happy you find them delightful along with millions of patriotic Americans, Sister Handmaiden.

                                In addition to bringing joy to people's lives, the President imparts wisdom that will be the subject of scholarly tomes decades from now. There is deep reflection and subtle meaning when he writes, and I paraphrase here, "Remember, everyone thought Hillary would win." "The media is corrupt." "She is an ugly woman." "The Senate is not doing its job." "I will provide a wonderful health care bill."

                                These are just a few of his tweets I find memorable. Perhaps others have their favorites and can list them here.
                                Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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