[Prayer Warrior]

Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

I like how Trump listed one of his top two greatest assets as mental stability. I don't like to brag, but I have mental stability too! I didn't realize it was such a valuable asset up until this point. Back when I was looking for work I neglected to mention it on my resume. I can't believe I omitted such a valuable talent.

[handmaiden]

Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

I like how Trump listed one of his top two greatest assets as mental stability. I don't like to brag, but I have mental stability too! I didn't realize it was such a valuable asset up until this point. Back when I was looking for work I neglected to mention it on my resume. I can't believe I omitted such a valuable talent.

Such a great point! One of my first jobs was in a candy store. My first day there, the ladies in the back grabbed my hands and said, "Good! She's got cold hands. She can work with the chocolates."

I have since joked many a time that I should put, "Have cold hands; can work with chocolates" on my resume. But the joke was on me. Every possible attribute should be listed for potential employers to see and evaluate. The fact that I have great intenstinal fortitude may be of value to a workplace because I won't be wasting a lot of their toilet paper, thus saving them money on their overhead costs.

It all just shows that Trump really is the business genius he keeps telling us he is. I feel like everyday is a new opportunity to see just how much Trump can stretch the boundaries of human imagination and capabilities.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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I feel like everyday is a new opportunity to see just how much Trump can stretch the boundaries of human imagination and capabilities.

Your have it right, Sister Handmainden. President Trump is an inspirational man. He brings out the best in all of us.

[handmaiden]

Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

Your have it right, Sister Handmainden. President Trump is an inspirational man. He brings out the best in all of us.

He has certainly inspired me in ways that I had not quite anticipated. And the way that his Evangelical base has stood beside him confirms the most significant truths about the value of religion to this great country.


The same God that has blessed Trump with smarts and soundness of mind and humility of heart has been the Agent of Progress at work within our country since it was founded. I don't know why people have bothered to get all worked up with protests and wars when God always works things in His preferred way.


Romans 8:28

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose.

[Basilissa]

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Our President posed an excellent question today:

“Why are we having all these people from shithole countries come here?” Trump said, according to these people, referring to African countries and Haiti. He then suggested that the United States should instead bring more people from countries like Norway, whose prime minister he met Wednesday.

I suppose the reason people from Norway don't want to come is because they don't understand the Great American Freedoms, such as the freedom to die due to lack of health insurance, freedom to not have parental leave for a newborn baby, or freedom to finish college with $30,000+ debt.

So I say, we should invade Norway and make them immigrate to the US!

[Dolores de Barriga]

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Our President posed an excellent question today:

I suppose the reason people from Norway don't want to come is because they don't understand the Great American Freedoms, such as the freedom to die due to lack of health insurance, freedom to not have parental leave for a newborn baby, or freedom to finish college with $30,000+ debt.

So I say, we should invade Norway and make them immigrate to the US!

Miss Basilissa, are you implying that from the point of view of Norway, due to their misunderstanding of American freedoms, the USA is a sh**hole country?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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The President's Hotel provides a reminder that President Trump is working tirelessly to keep vagrants from shithole countries out of America.

MAGA!

Glory!

[Basilissa]

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The bestest president has ever had, Donald J. Trump () is really the smartest guy ever!!!

Back in June, he already knew that Mueller's investigation was going to go nowhere (because as he asserts us daily, there is no collusion with Russia whatsoever), and he wanted to fire Mueller to save everybody the trouble of going through the motions - unfortunately, he was stopped by his White House counsel throwing a childish temper tantrum:

President Donald Trump ordered the firing of special counsel Robert Mueller last June, but backed off when his White House counsel threatened to resign, a source with firsthand knowledge close to the White House told NBC News Thursday.

Source:

[handmaiden]

Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

Move over King David! (Not that you should have ever been depicted in the nude.)

Now we know that The Lord has favored Donald Trump in EVERY way!

[Didymus Much]

Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

Spineless Masochist Mitt Romney Laps Up Trump Endorsement Like a Very Good Boy


Christopher Robbins
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Mitt Romney announced last week that he is running for Utah Senator Orrin Hatch’s seat. Mitt Romney also likes the taste of Donald Trump’s shoe leather, the coarse, grimy, electrifying flavor of pure humiliation. So when Trump tweeted an endorsement of his candidacy on Monday night, Romney responded the only way he knows how...

By compelling the return of the phrase "craven, feckless lickspittle". He's obviously hoping none of the voters have a memory that stretches back further than what they had for lunch. So let's just remind them of some of Mittforbrains thoughts from, say, March 3, 2016:

https://twitter.com/MittRomney/statu...34937336451072 says (sorry, dunno embedding tweets here) "Here's what I know. Donald Trump is a phony, a fraud. His promises are as worthless as a degree from Trump University."

and https://twitter.com/MittRomney/statu...71184935190532 says "If Trump had said 4 years ago the things he says today about the KKK, Muslims, Mexicans, disabled, I would NOT have accepted his endorsement".

Yet, he thanks Dolt45 today. Leaves those tweets up (click 'em, they're live), but grovels. Bit of a mixed message, if you ask me. Poor Donald can't even find a quality, on-message ass-kisser to fill a Senate seat from some shithole state that no one ever goes to.

The Bestest, Stablest, Most Genius-y President in the History of Ever should just fire him and run Roy Moore again.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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By compelling the return of the phrase "craven, feckless lickspittle". He's obviously hoping none of the voters have a memory that stretches back further than what they had for lunch. So let's just remind them of some of Mittforbrains thoughts from, say, March 3, 2016:

https://twitter.com/MittRomney/statu...34937336451072 says (sorry, dunno embedding tweets here) "Here's what I know. Donald Trump is a phony, a fraud. His promises are as worthless as a degree from Trump University."

and https://twitter.com/MittRomney/statu...71184935190532 says "If Trump had said 4 years ago the things he says today about the KKK, Muslims, Mexicans, disabled, I would NOT have accepted his endorsement".

Yet, he thanks Dolt45 today. Leaves those tweets up (click 'em, they're live), but grovels. Bit of a mixed message, if you ask me. Poor Donald can't even find a quality, on-message ass-kisser to fill a Senate seat from some shithole state that no one ever goes to.

The Bestest, Stablest, Most Genius-y President in the History of Ever should just fire him and run Roy Moore again.

Hey Nimrod - Trump IS as genius.

What do you do with a bunch of Mormons that nobody likes - you deport them.

When the state of Missouri got fed up with the Mormons in 1846 they kicked them out. When they spilled out into Illinois and Iowa in the winter of 1846 they also told them to keep moving. When they wound up in what is now Utah it was owned by Mexico. That's right - the "problem" was now a "Mexican" problem.

Things would have been fine except for a Democrat President James K. Polk who decided to start a war with the Mexicans, and in the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo in 1848 the "Utah Territory" became part of the United States. This proves once again the Democrats will take just about any undesirable as long as they think they will vote Democrat.

Mitt Romney is an idiot RINO, and should have beaten Obama in a landslide for having presided over the worst economy since the Great Depression. Romney had better tow the line or Trump will get Congress to pass a nationwide "Do Not Knock" law to keep those LDS'ers from continuing to bother the rest of us, and will shut down Broadway Musicals featuring those bicycle riding homer miscreants.

[handmaiden]

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Poor Donald can't even find a quality, on-message ass-kisser to fill a Senate seat from some shithole state that no one ever goes to.

The Bestest, Stablest, Most Genius-y President in the History of Ever should just fire him and run Roy Moore again.

First of all, Mister Much, your public use of the term "sh!thole" is very unchristian and you should issue a very PUBLIC apology.


And don't bother deflecting that you aren't actually a Christian. This is a Christian country* and a True Christian™ forum and you and everybody else knows the rules. Your atheist, sub-demon, lieutenant, George Carlin, spelled them out for you.


Secondly, you used that rude term to describe an AMERICAN piece of real estate with a largely white population. Utah isn't Puerto Rico, you know. People in Utah can vote. And they do so reliably against abortion and gay wedding cakes.


Thirdly, I get the impression that you don't mean it when you describe Trump as "the Bestest, Stablest, Most Genius-y President", and that's just plain wrong.


Mocking one of God's prophets leads to sudden and acute bear attacks, remember?


2 Kings 2:24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.


Your surprisingly correct (for a hell bound atheist) knowledge of the Bible should have brought the story of Elisha and the 42 mauled children to mind. Trump, like Elisha, has feelings, afterall.


* As so founded by God's divine providence.

[FurryBoi]

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Personally I think trump should teach the Muslim sheep molesters a lesson.

[handmaiden]

Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

Personally I think trump should teach the Muslim sheep molesters a lesson.

All in good time. First order of business is to round 'em up and ship them over there. Then, when it comes time to execute his "lesson plan", they will all be in one convenient location.


One Really Big Lesson is more cost effective then a bunch of mini-lessons, and Trump is nothing if not efficient. (Well, actually, he's efficient and frugal, which is the point of this paragraph.)

[Bezukhov]

Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

Another reason for some appreciation.

If it wasn't for these pesky bone spurs I'd have stopped shooter myself, says President Trump

https://rochdaleherald.co.uk/2018/02/24/wasnt-pesky-bone-spurs-id-stopped-shooter-says-president/