How to tell if a migrant is muslim

[Titus Templeton]

Ask them to tear a page out of the Quran when they are being processed at the immigration desk.
It was how the spanish inquisition got the muslims to give themselves up since a true believer would refuse to damage a quran.
If they would let it happen, they were either innocent or not fanatical and thus not a concern.

[Grandma]

Re: How to tell if a migrant is muslim

Thank you for this useful information! Here are some other ways to tell if a migrant is a mudslime:
They can't eat a Godly BBQ!
They wear a towel on their head or an ugly costume that covers everything except their eyes.
They eat weird food like falafhell and shawarma.
They can't speak the language of the Lord, English. Instead they make silly noises with their throat!

[Nobar King]

Re: How to tell if a migrant is muslim

Give him a broken clock and tell him that we only need engineers. If he can fix the clock, don't let him in.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: How to tell if a migrant is muslim

This is very useful.

These days of pub bombings, kneecapping and sectarian violence makes me hypervigilant about people of terrorist descent.

If people deserve to be killed Jesus has this all in hand.

Romans 12:19 Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord.

YIC

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: How to tell if a migrant is muslim

The Bible (KJV1611) is pretty clear when it comes to lying (Exodus 20:16). Mooselimbs, on the other hand, are allowed to lie in their so-called "holy book" (koran and hadith). Taqiyya (outright lying) and Kitman (lying by omission) are clearly permitted by their false moon god allah (piss be upon him).

The quandary when it comes to immigration is how to tell if a mooselimb is lying. It's pretty simple - their lips are moving.

[jerbear]

Re: How to tell if a migrant is muslim

In Islam it is prohibited for a person to see a person of opposite sex naked. If he does so inadvertently, He is pardoned by God but if he does so on purpose then he is a sinner and shall be punished equivalently on judgment day. He is not supposed to commit suicide.

So, if you want to find out who the true Muslims are, I would only sexy half naked girls for our airport security to monitor suspected mooslims, and when it comes down to a strip search in the private room, of course it will be the security detail who have to reveal their goods in full. This should be performed on all muslims, and if they do not want to see naked women on purpose, then of course they should just stay home and not go to the airport! This would be the ideal situation in my book.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: How to tell if a migrant is muslim

I believe that the bacon test would work well for this situation. There are many varieties of the test: cooked and raw, eaten and handled and so on. The testing materials are available just about every where and the testing could commence at once.

[Grandma]

Re: How to tell if a migrant is muslim

In Islam it is prohibited for a person to see a person of opposite sex naked.

It seems good and moral in practice, but what about between a loving husband and submissive wife? If they aren't allowed to be intimate, how do we generate children to bolster the A̶n̶g̶l̶o̶-̶S̶a̶x̶o̶n̶ ̶B̶a̶p̶t̶i̶s̶t̶ human race? Besides, the Lord is permissive of good, loving couples.
Romans 13:10
"Love does no harm to its neighbor. Therefore love is the fulfillment of the law."

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: How to tell if a migrant is muslim

It seems good and moral in practice, but what about between a loving husband and submissive wife? If they aren't allowed to be intimate, how do we generate children to bolster the A̶n̶g̶l̶o̶-̶S̶a̶x̶o̶n̶ ̶B̶a̶p̶t̶i̶s̶t̶ human race? Besides, the Lord is permissive of good, loving couples.
Romans 13:10
"Love does no harm to its neighbor. Therefore love is the fulfillment of the law."

Never mind that Muslim nonsense. They worship a false God and have no idea what the Christian God wants for us that serve Him. God (and Jesus) makes it so simple for us that love Him and Him, with just a few common sense ground rules when it comes to sexual-intercoursing.

1 Corinthians 7:3-5 - Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and likewise also the wife unto the husband. (Read More...)

Hebrews 13:4 - Marriage [is] honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge.

Genesis 2:24 - Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.

1 Corinthians 6:18 - Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.

Proverbs 5:18-19 - Let thy fountain be blessed: and rejoice with the wife of thy youth. (Read More...)

1 Corinthians 7:2 - Nevertheless, [to avoid] fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.

1 Thessalonians 4:3-5 - For this is the will of God, [even] your sanctification, that ye should abstain from fornication: (Read More...)

Matthew 5:28 - But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

Colossians 3:5 - Mortify therefore your members which are upon the earth; fornication, uncleanness, inordinate affection, evil concupiscence, and covetousness, which is idolatry:

1 Corinthians 7:5 - Defraud ye not one the other, except [it be] with consent for a time, that ye may give yourselves to fasting and prayer; and come together again, that Satan tempt you not for your incontinency.

1 Corinthians 6:18-20 - Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body. (Read More...)

Exodus 20:14 - Thou shalt not commit adultery.

1 Corinthians 6:13 - Meats for the belly, and the belly for meats: but God shall destroy both it and them. Now the body [is] not for fornication, but for the Lord; and the Lord for the body.

1 Corinthians 6:9-10 - Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, (Read More...)

Proverbs 6:32 - [But] whoso committeth adultery with a woman lacketh understanding: he [that] doeth it destroyeth his own soul.

1 Timothy 1:10 - For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

Galatians 5:19-21 - Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are [these]; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness, (Read More...)

Leviticus 20:13 - If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.

1 Corinthians 7:1-2 - Now concerning the things whereof ye wrote unto me: [It is] good for a man not to touch a woman.


In Christ

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How to tell if a migrant is muslim

The Holy Bible tells us how to deal with foreigners, particularly Syrian foreigners.

2 Kings 17:24 And the king of Assyria brought men from Babylon, and from Cuthah, and from Ava, and from Hamath, and from Sepharvaim, and placed them in the cities of Samaria instead of the children of Israel: and they possessed Samaria, and dwelt in the cities thereof.

17:25 And so it was at the beginning of their dwelling there, that they feared not the LORD: therefore the LORD sent lions among them, which slew some of them.

17:26 Wherefore they spake to the king of Assyria, saying, The nations which thou hast removed, and placed in the cities of Samaria, know not the manner of the God of the land: therefore he hath sent lions among them, and, behold, they slay them, because they know not the manner of the God of the land.

When foreigners know not the manner of our particular God (Jesus), then we should feed them to lions sent by God. And which Republican Presidential candidate has God sent us for the specific purpose of smiting Syrian (muslim) foreigners?

[DeweyClutter]

Re: How to tell if a migrant is muslim

How to tell? Simple.

Invite them to partake in a pulled pork sandwhich and a nice brewski!

[James Hutchins]

Re: How to tell if a migrant is muslim

I think part of the process of immigration should include a meal. You cannot be in detention for weeks on end with a sandwich, like a good BLT. Only a mooslime would insult his host by refusing food.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: How to tell if a migrant is muslim

Why even bother to figure out what false religion they have? Simply stop all immigration forever as clearly no immigrant can ever become an American!

[Titus Templeton]

Re: How to tell if a migrant is muslim

Why even bother to figure out what false religion they have? Simply stop all immigration forever as clearly no immigrant can ever become an American!

I think immigration was invented when slavery was still a thing. Like you let these "people" in and sell them immediately on a market.
When they banned slavery they forgot to ban immigration also.
Probably another mistake by the Clintons. Trump will fix it.