Who murdered Antonin Scalia?

[Nobar King]

At this point, everybody knows that Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia was found with a pillow over his face. The real question now, is, who killed him?

Was it John Poindexter?
Hillary Clinton?
Barack Obama?


A lot of people have a lot to gain if Barack Obama appoints a Supreme Court justice instead of Donald Trump who will be president next year.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Who murdered Antonin Scalia?

I believe that President Barak Obama is at the root of this atrocity. He seeks to destroy America and he wants to appoint more such as the "Wise Latina" to the Supreme Court to further his aims.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Who murdered Antonin Scalia?

Maybe it's a convoluted plot to get rid of Justice Thomas?

New Adventures of Queen Victoria, by Pab Sungenis, February 15, 2016



February 16, 2016

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Who murdered Antonin Scalia?

I have visited a few "luxury hunting lodges" myself over the past few years, and based on my observations, I have worked with a police sketch artist to create a drawing of what I would imagine Justice Scalia's murderer looks like:

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Who murdered Antonin Scalia?

He was eaten by a lion? What a way to go. I'll call my buddy Dr. Wally Palmer and see what he can do.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Who murdered Antonin Scalia?

This was definitely Obama. Only a negro would be stupid enough to murder someome with a pillow then leave the pillow on top if the head of the person he murdered.

[Vessel of Christ]

Re: Who murdered Antonin Scalia?

This was definitely Obama. Only a negro would be stupid enough to murder someome with a pillow then leave the pillow on top if the head of the person he murdered.

Agreed. Obummer the porch monkey definetly killed Anton Scalia. I Can't believe that monkey hasn't been impeached yet.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Who murdered Antonin Scalia?

Agreed. Obummer the porch monkey definetly killed Anton Scalia. I Can't believe that monkey hasn't been impeached yet.

Whoa, whoa, whoa...it almost sounds like you believe in evolution.

[Ph0enix808]

Re: Who murdered Antonin Scalia?

Whoa, whoa, whoa...it almost sounds like you believe in evolution.

I believe they meant it as a metaphor(and not them believing heresy)






On topic there is no way it was Hillary(as she should be at home)
it cant be John Poindexter
so it must be Obama

[Nobar King]

Re: Who murdered Antonin Scalia?

it cant be John Poindexter

Why not? He owns the ranch and was present at the scene.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2016/02/14/scalia-death-presidio-ranch-poindexter/80379846/

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Who murdered Antonin Scalia?

Slowly the facts are coming out and the conclusion clear. What happened was this:

A very wealty homer had a crush on Scalia. He offered to pay for a private jet and a luxuious weekend. In exchange, this homer wanted romance.

The manly Scalia rebuffed him. Now Scalia is dead. The seemy details of all this are now public:

Scalia's Hunting Trip Was a Gift From a "Friend" Who Had Business Before the Supreme Court Last Year

gawker.com/scalias-hunting-trip-was-a-gift-from-a-friend-who-h-1759637837?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook &utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialfl ow

[Nobar King]

Re: Who murdered Antonin Scalia?

Breaking news: The death ranch was located on the border of Mexico/U.S.A.

The murderers could have been migrants! Or Latin drug traffickers!

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Who murdered Antonin Scalia?

The Pope.

[Free Market Fred]

Re: Who murdered Antonin Scalia?

Well, I think it's obvious who murdered Godly Antonin Scalia.

It was Obama's hit man, Trayvon Martin. One look at his photo, and you can see that Martin (like Obama) is a Muslim (notice the hijab)...


Obama's hit man

Indeed, rumor has it that Martin is the bastard child of Obama and Hillary. Apparently, Vince Foster knew about this and threatened to inform the media, which is why Hillary murdered him. Martin was born in Benghazi, the capital of Kenya, and the US embassy there had the birth certificate - which is why Hillary ordered the Benghazi massacre.

Thankfully, brave special agent George Zimmerman was able to take out Martin before he could kill any of the other conservative Supreme Court justices.

Considering Zimmerman's youth and war hero status, we're thinking that he would actually make an excellent Supreme Court justice. At the moment he lacks the educational credentials, but he's actively working to fix that, studying hard for his Law Enforcement Ph.D at Glenn Beck University.

Just in case Martin isn't interested, we have several other well-qualified candidates in mind.


Future Republican Supreme Court justices

Biggest problem right now is that Obama will try to appoint some homo-loving liberal-leftists. Thankfully, the Republican majority in Congress can be counted upon to protect our great nation from the Hollywood Muslim-gay-marriage mafia. This is a fight we cannot afford to lose!



Obama's Supreme Court nominees

The ultimate solution will eventually have to be a fully privatized Supreme Court. As it is, we've made great progress thanks to public-private partnerships and the "revolving door" between gumvmint and Big Business, but there is still much work to be done.

[alooneymoron]

Re: Who murdered Antonin Scalia?

Poor Tony... shafted in Shafter