President Trump's Golden Shower

[Basilissa]

I write this to ask Godly Christian men, what is the big deal with President Trump () requesting a golden shower in Russia?

If the Russians have the tapes of President Trump () bathing in a golden shower, why would that be grounds for blackmailing him?

He is the Godliest Man on Earth (well, after Pastor Zeke), and he deserves a golden shower if he wishes one, right?

He deserves to bathe in golden showers wherever he goes because he's smart:

Ezekiel 28:4 With thy wisdom and with thine understanding thou hast gotten thee riches, and hast gotten gold and silver into thy treasures:

He deserves to bathe in golden showers wherever he goes because God loves him:

Genesis 24:35 And the LORD hath blessed my master greatly; and he is become great: and he hath given him flocks, and herds, and silver, and gold, and menservants, and maidservants, and camels, and asses.

After bathing in a golden shower, President Trump () is beautifully clean and fragrant, just like Aaron in Psalm 133:

Psalm 133:2 It is like the precious ointment upon the head, that ran down upon the beard, even Aaron's beard: that went down to the skirts of his garments;

His Godly head needs the precious ointment that only a golden shower can provide:

Ecclesiastes 9:8 Let thy garments be always white; and let thy head lack no ointment.

I just don't understand what the whole scandal is about. Haters will always find something to hate, I suppose.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Really, what happened in Moscow should stay in Moscow. All this this probably took place before President Trump was saved and found Jesus. Ever since he was saved he has attended church at Christmas Eve and Easter. Now, the media wants to tell us about what he did in an earlier time. How unfair.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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I just don't get it - even that slut Kim Kardashian has a golden toilet, and the pope in the Vatican has plenty of golden rooms yet no one complains. Even Donald Trump has a golden sink in his private jet, and certainly has the right to request a golden shower in his First Class accommodations when he travels.

The Plebian MSM is getting their panties all twisted up over nothing.

[I Man Rastafari]

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For now it is the white man who has everything that is good. I have seen the palace of Mr. Donald Trump on TV and his home is at least as opulent as Kanyes house. For now the white man has the golden bathroom fixtures and the golden furniture and the golden statues on the decorative fountains but soon the day of the white man will be over. The Black man already has gold teeth and gold necklaces and gold trim on our Cadillacs and soon we will have your golden bathrooms.

[Alan Swallows Waiting for Email Confirmation]

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The liberal media is just trying to stir up envy.

James 3:16 For where envying and strife is, there is confusion and every evil work.

I'll admit, I'd love a golden shower. It'd be just heavenly to watch that warm liquid spurt from the rose and feel it trickle down my body. My wife once asked me if I'd like a golden shower for my birthday. I said, "Honey, I appreciate the thought and all, but you know we can't possibly afford it." Unlike liberals and Democrat voters, who are jealous of anyone who has more than they do, I have learned to be content to live within my means.

Philippians 4:11 Not that I speak in respect of want: for I have learned, in whatsoever state I am, therewith to be content.

God has richly blessed the Donald.

Proverbs 10:22 The blessing of the Lord, it maketh rich, and he addeth no sorrow with it.

If he can afford a golden shower, good for him. God obviously thinks he deserves it. It reminds me of the old hymn.

1. There shall be showers of blessing:
   This is the promise of love;
   There shall be seasons refreshing,
   Sent from the Savior above.
   • Refrain:
     Showers of blessing,
     Showers of blessing we need:
     Mercy-drops round us are falling,
     But for the showers we plead.
2. There shall be showers of blessing,
   Precious reviving again;
   Over the hills and the valleys,
   Sound of abundance of rain.
3. There shall be showers of blessing;
   Send them upon us, O Lord;
   Grant to us now a refreshing,
   Come, and now honor Thy Word.
4. There shall be showers of blessing:
   Oh, that today they might fall,
   Now as to God we’re confessing,
   Now as on Jesus we call!
5. There shall be showers of blessing,
   If we but trust and obey;
   There shall be seasons refreshing,
   If we let God have His way.

[Elmer G. White]

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I have absolutely no objections to seeing our President taking a golden shower, in fact, it would be most fitting regarding his tawny complexion and the mane of well-kept hair reflecting the vast fields of yellow corn and wheat on the tamed American prairie and the Ukrainian pampas. It is also well within the tradition of the most cherished American icons.



I admit that this beautiful image has some mongrel text in a papist language, presumably Afrikaans or Romansh of the Sursilvan dialect. Still, the message is nicely conveyed with the picture. As the reign of President Donald Trump is a prequel of the celestial happiness we'll encounter in Heaven, it would be also fitting to have his corridors and the streets he frequents in Washington paved with precious metals.

Revelation 21:21
And the twelve gates were twelve pearls; every several gate was of one pearl: and the street of the city was pure gold, as it were transparent glass.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Romeo Rovagnati]

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See the positive thing, at least Mr. Trump didn't get the stinky "golden shower".

[Pim Pendergast]

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See the positive thing, at least Mr. Trump didn't get the stinky "golden shower".

My wife gave me a golden shower not long after we got married. It has a wonderful fragrance. It's golden nectar draws all kinds of birds.



I don't understand what all the fuss is about. I just hope Trump can hang in there and continue his good deeds so that he can put these faultfinders to shame.

1 Pet 2:12 Having your conversation honest among the Gentiles: that, whereas they speak against you as evildoers, they may by your good works, which they shall behold, glorify God in the day of visitation.

[Alan Swallows Waiting for Email Confirmation]

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I'm confused. They're now criticizing him for enjoying watersports. I know he has an expensive yacht, but I didn't think he was particularly athletic. Still, if he likes watersports, all I can say is, "Whatever floats your boat."

[BrotherLarry]

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I can recall in my papist days when the bishop used to remind our priest that he expected a golden shower during his visits while we altar boys prepared for mass. Some of us looked around for it but never found it. We decided it must have been in a very special place so it wouldn't get stolen, but wow it would have been nice to actually see it.

And that bishop really needed a shower sometimes - he smelled bad after private conferences with Father McIdelstone.

I think we just need to face the fact that President Trump (may his name be exalted) is going to be persecuted for almost anything he does. Libtards are all upset because they didn't get witch Clinton in power, so they are criticizing his every move. This means we must continue in prayer and fasting for OUR president. God's favor will rain down upon him; our country will be the light of this globe, and the will of God shall forever be done in the good ol USA. Who knows - maybe then ALL of us can afford a golden shower!


I think I'll go now and see how much they cost - I'll google it.

[Nobar King]

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It's probably not real gold, anyway. They must be using some type of ceramic tile with the gold-like film.

[Basilissa]

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See the positive thing, at least Mr. Trump didn't get the stinky "golden shower".

You mean like, one that hasn't been cleaned and is all rusty and nasty? You're absolutely right, our Godly President deserves the cleanest golden shower that he can get!

[Sword Of Christ]

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Trump hotels have offered golden showers to all their guests.

[Jim C. Lombardo]

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Trump hotels have offered golden showers to all their guests.

Incredible. I understand now how trickle down economics really works!

[Basilissa]

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* * * Important Update * * *
It just came to my attention that our Godly President Trump () may be soon receiving a Golden Toilet in addition to his countless Golden Showers!

The White House asked to borrow a van Gogh. The Guggenheim offered a gold toilet instead.
The emailed response from the Guggenheim's chief curator to the White House was polite but firm: The museum could not accommodate a request to borrow a painting by Vincent van Gogh for President and Melania Trump's private living quarters.
Instead, wrote the curator, Nancy Spector, another piece was available, one that was nothing like "Landscape With Snow," the 1888 van Gogh rendering of a man in a black hat walking along a path in Arles, France, with his dog.
The curator's alternative: an 18-karat, fully functioning, solid gold toilet — an interactive work titled "America"

This art work does seem like an excellent choice. Unfortunately, some vicious criminal has recently stolen the artwork from the museum, thus delaying the process of shipping it where it belongs.

Please, join me in prayers that the Golden Toilet be found and shipped to the White House ASAP!