Melania Trump Needs to Write a Book

[Johny Joe Hold]

I've heard through political circles that President Trump is REALLY mad about Michelle Obama's new book. It is selling well and Michelle is all over the news with glam pictures and interviews.

The President's mood would improve I'm sure if we could arrange a ghost writer for Melania. If she could write a book, maybe lots of pictures of her from the modeling days and not too much text, it would crowd the inferior Obama book off the news.

We have some excellent writers here at Landover Baptist and maybe we could get things started. I'm wondering about a title. Would My Life with the Greatest President in History overplay what we are after?

[Elijah Mee, PhD]

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Did you have to make Michelle's picture so big?

Overall, I think this is a fabulous idea. I've no doubt that Melania is capable of composing an exquisite work of literature but just in case, we ought to send her a basic outline:







As for the title, "My Life with the Greatest President in History"... Overblown? I worry that we'd be doing Mr Trump a disservice. For starters, I think we're overplaying Melania's importance by emphasizing her experience. And then we have to consider internationalization and future-proofing. Think, for example, about Africans in democratic banana republics. When they flood into their local bookstores in search of the book, they may mistake the eponymous "President" for their own.

I would humbly submit an alternative title: The Greatest President of Any Country Ever in Perpetuity and How I Was Graced by His Presence.

[Dana723]

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She could talk about how she was an ignorant foreigner and how she was coerced into doing all those nude pictures until Our Donald came and saved her from that life!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Melania Trump Needs to Write a Book

She could talk about how she was an ignorant foreigner and how she was coerced into doing all those nude pictures until Our Donald came and saved her from that life!

Good idea. I've been wondering how she could work the nude photos into her book. She could refer to them as part of the sinful life she was forced into until Donald rescued her. That Obama woman has no nude photos--Melania's book will outsell her's.

[Brother Gonzalez]

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That Obama woman has no nude photos--Melania's book will outsell her's.

I think that a book with Obama's woman nude will sell less than a book with no nudes at all.


Melania's book on the other hand should tell the difference between good inmigration and bad inmigration. And the nudes, of course, the nudes are important.

[Basilissa]

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Melania's book on the other hand should tell the difference between good inmigration and bad inmigration.

Indeed. For example, she needs to devote a chapter to explain that bringing her parents here was NOT an example of the evil chain migration.

[Elijah Mee, PhD]

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Indeed. For example, she needs to devote a chapter to explain that bringing her parents here was NOT an example of the evil chain migration.

Quite so. But I just wanted to say how much I love the term "chain migration". Reminds me of the good times we had going prior to the 1860s.

[Nobar King]

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I would do my part and buy that book to make sure that it sells more than Michelle Obama's.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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The Greatest President of Any Country Ever in Perpetuity and How I Was Graced by His Presence: Be 3rd Best

Melania's book clear up why Trump chose her 3rd and also dismiss the rumors about her and Ivanka.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Melania could use the book to explain that she is more than just a good looking nude. She could explore her deep and mysterious thinking.

There is news today about how she decorated the White House. She used many evergreen trees as usual. But, she had the trees painted red. The White House is awash in red Christmas trees.

In her book she could explain the symbolism of red trees. Surely she meant it to represent blood. But whose blood and why?

Does it represent the blood of Jesus? Does it represent the blood line of greatness pass from Donald to their son Baron? She might have some Communist leanings left over from her native country. Is it a warning to Donald about what might happen is she is dumped for an younger woman? The public would like to know.

https://slate.com/human-interest/2018/11/melania-trump-white-house-christmas-decorations-2018.html?via=homepage_taps_bottom

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Watching the TV yesterday it occurred to me Melania's book could include a chapter on the funeral. She could write about the terrible speeches that lauded the late President Bush and never mentions her beloved husband. It would not be inappropriate for her to note that no speaker acknowledged the stunning outfit she had selected to wear at the funeral.

Melania has legitimate grievances with the press and other national leaders that she should include in her book.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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It would not be inappropriate for her to note that no speaker acknowledged the stunning outfit she had selected to wear at the funeral.

Didn't she look fabulous? I was also extremely impressed by the way she mirrored her husband's facial expression throughout. Too few wives have the sense and good taste to pick up their cue from their husbands' demeanor on public occasions.

[Brother Gonzalez]

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I am starting to think Melania could be not the faithful wife Donald deserves...