I think I screwed up when I voted!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Since I'm still registered in Fresno, I voted absentee a few days ago. I of course voted for John and Sarah. Yea!!!

But on Proposition 8, I voted 'No' because queers and lezbos shouldn't be able to get married. But now I read the google ads on the site, and I think I should have voted 'Yes' for queers to not be able to get married!

It had to be a LIEberal plan all along! It's seems obvious, but they are sneaky! 'Yes' means you're for something and 'No' means your against something, right? So the only reason to have a 'Yes' vote mean queers can't get married would be to confuse people!

Those damn LIEberals make me so MAD!!!

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: I think I screwed up when I voted!

It's because the mormon cult is behind this proposition. They only seek to confuse and send unwary souls to Satan.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I think I screwed up when I voted!

Well the liberals always try their best to confuse voters. I recall the 2000 "elections" in Florida where the liberals tricked a few thousand joos to give Pat Buchanan their slimey vote.

Brother Portaway, just contact your pastor and explain the situation to him. A simple phone call to our friends at Diebold will put things right.

[TC Patriot]

Re: I think I screwed up when I voted!

Since I'm still registered in Fresno, I voted absentee a few days ago. I of course voted for John and Sarah. Yea!!!

But on Proposition 8, I voted 'No' because queers and lezbos shouldn't be able to get married. But now I read the google ads on the site, and I think I should have voted 'Yes' for queers to not be able to get married!

It had to be a LIEberal plan all along! It's seems obvious, but they are sneaky! 'Yes' means you're for something and 'No' means your against something, right? So the only reason to have a 'Yes' vote mean queers can't get married would be to confuse people!

Those damn LIEberals make me so MAD!!!

Were you drunk again?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I think I screwed up when I voted!

Since I'm still registered in Fresno, I voted absentee a few days ago. I of course voted for John and Sarah. Yea!!!

But on Proposition 8, I voted 'No' because queers and lezbos shouldn't be able to get married. But now I read the google ads on the site, and I think I should have voted 'Yes' for queers to not be able to get married!

It had to be a LIEberal plan all along! It's seems obvious, but they are sneaky! 'Yes' means you're for something and 'No' means your against something, right? So the only reason to have a 'Yes' vote mean queers can't get married would be to confuse people!

Those damn LIEberals make me so MAD!!!

Brother, I am shocked to hear this story of yours. This confusion is what happens when the Mormons run something. All they are against is gays marrying, getting children and having their own world from their false space god in their screw religion and not against gays marrying because Jesus hates gays.

Have you challed your states 1-800 change-my-vote hot line Brother?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: I think I screwed up when I voted!

Well the liberals always try their best to confuse voters. I recall the 2000 "elections" in Florida where the liberals tricked a few thousand joos to give Pat Buchanan their slimey vote.

Brother Portaway, just contact your pastor and explain the situation to him. A simple phone call to our friends at Diebold will put things right.

Good idea Pastor! Or I could just fly back to Fresno and vote again in person. That way I would at least cancel out the pro-faggot vote I accidently cast!

Could you get me authorization to take one of the jets to California so I can fix my vote?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: I think I screwed up when I voted!

Nephew Zebulun has returned from Sin Francisco. He handed me the following notice, produced by an unnamed group,

• “Proposition 8: If you do not believe it would not be wrong not to disagree with not denying that it would a mistake to vote allow same-sex marriages do not vote No.”

It certainly cleared a lot up in my mind.

[Buckminster Carlson]

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Last election, I had to call that hotline too. It was very easy. You just tell them your first name and phone number and they change your vote right away. I did a few farm hands a favor and changed their vote too. The ungrateful heathens never properly thanked me though.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I think I screwed up when I voted!

Good idea Pastor! Or I could just fly back to Fresno and vote again in person. That way I would at least cancel out the pro-faggot vote I accidently cast!

Could you get me authorization to take one of the jets to California so I can fix my vote?

Er,Brother, isn't California so depraved as to use optic ballots? I recall our BASH Mission in San Fransisco mentioning that California threw out their Diobold machines on account of their truth telling of the vote.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: I think I screwed up when I voted!

Were you drunk again?

Sir, I will have you know I have been as sober as a judge since that fatefull night when Clarence kneed me in the face!

Not one drop of alcohol has touched my lips, if it's any of your business!

You should watch your manors son, show some respect to your betters!

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: I think I screwed up when I voted!

That reminds me of a song that made me angry with its deliberately confusing lyrics, "Yes! We Have No Bananas" How DARE those duplicitous Joos confuse their customers that way? I'll bet they INTENTIONALLY confused them to charge them for bananas that they never received.... Typical Joo....

[Buckminster Carlson]

Re: I think I screwed up when I voted!

Sir, I will have you know I have been as sober as a judge since that fatefull night when Clarence kneed me in the face!

Not one drop of alcohol has touched my lips, if it's any of your business!

You should watch your manors son, show some respect to your betters!

Congratulations, Brother Portway. But don't be like the SBC and renounce alcohol all together. Stay away from it if it causes you to sin, but remember that it is not inherently sinful to drink. We wouldn't want you going to Hell for that accidental slip-up in theology, now would we.