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  • #46
    Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2012

    Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
    My wife Delores thinks Lou Dobbs is a hottie.
    That is true. Brother Monty has to buy her just about anything Dobbs she can fine. Those life size Lou Dodds water proofed cut outs you just got here were really nice.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • #47
      Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2012

      The elite team of mathmaticians at Fox News have crunched the numbers, and it looks like we're down to three contestants:

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      • #48
        Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2012

        Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
        The elite team of mathmaticians at Fox News have crunched the numbers, and it looks like we're down to three contestants:

        I guess they need a refresher course on percentages then. (assuming that pic is real to begin with)

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        • #49
          Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2012

          Originally posted by Nightshade Lehr View Post
          I guess they need a refresher course on percentages then. (assuming that pic is real to begin with)
          Are you saying we would post false pictures? Just to prove that it is true, here is another screen shot of a Fox poll:



          This is from a Rasmussen Poll... a polling company used almost exclusively by conservatives! I hope you don't doubt that these are REAL images!
          Yours In Christ,

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          God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
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          Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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          • #50
            Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2012

            Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
            Are you saying we would post false pictures? Just to prove that it is true, here is another screen shot of a Fox poll:



            This is from a Rasmussen Poll... a polling company used almost exclusively by conservatives! I hope you don't doubt that these are REAL images!
            Unfortunately I think they are real, but the percentages given are not correct.

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            • #51
              Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2012

              Originally posted by Trent Harvey, Jr. View Post
              Look, I've got nothing against your exorcist friend, but I have two huge reasons to vote for Sarah Palin:

              This a picture of Lisa Ann who is an adult film actress, not Sarah Palin.

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              • #52
                Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2012

                Originally posted by Nightshade Lehr View Post
                This a picture of Lisa Ann who is an adult film actress, not Sarah Palin.
                Of course it is not. Mrs. Palin would never be seen in such an immodest dress. Can't you tell a good-natured joke when you see one?

                Now, how do you know the name of that whore in the picture?
                Yours In Christ,

                Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                • #53
                  Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2012

                  Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
                  Of course it is not. Mrs. Palin would never be seen in such an immodest dress. Can't you tell a good-natured joke when you see one?

                  Now, how do you know the name of that whore in the picture?
                  Sorry. I wasn't certain people knew it wasn't her. As for knowing the name, I looked it up.

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                  • #54
                    Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2012

                    Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post



                    This is from a Rasmussen Poll... a polling company used almost exclusively by conservatives! I hope you don't doubt that these are REAL images!
                    Now that's a properly done poll! Compare that to the fuzzy math found in Bloomburg polls:
                    A Bloomberg National Poll conducted Dec. 3-7 shows two- thirds of Americans favor taxing the rich to reduce the deficit.
                    They don't even know which date they did the poll on! "Was it the Dec 3rd, or the 7th? I duuno, let's just call it Dec 3-7!"
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                    • #55
                      Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2012

                      It looks like Sister Sarah is going to run! I can only pray she gets the nomination.

                      Palin 'Would Be Willing' to Take On Obama in 2012


                      Sarah Palin has President Obama in her sights, telling FoxNews.com she "would be willing" to challenge him in the 2012 presidential race.





                      Sarah Palin has President Obama in her sights, telling FoxNews.com she "would be willing" to challenge him in the 2012 presidential race.
                      The former Alaska governor, in an interview Saturday on the sidelines of the National Tea Party Convention in Nashville, said President Obama's "lack of experience" has held him back his first year in office and that she would put her credentials up against his any day.
                      "I would be willing to if I believe that it's right for the country," Palin said when asked if she would run for president in 2012.
                      She qualified the statement, adding that she sees "many" other potential candidates who are "in as strong or stronger position than I am to take on the White House and if they're in a better position than I in three years, I'll support them."
                      But the former GOP vice presidential nominee told "Fox News Sunday": "I won't close the door that perhaps could be open for me in the future."
                      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                      • #56
                        Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2012

                        You know, I'm beginning to question the need to have elections at all. Thanks to the fact that a majority of the US Supreme Court justices are on our payroll, the recent Citizens United case has enabled Godly corporations like mine to buy elections using the shareholders' money (without their consent!). If I do say so myself, this was a brilliant move, especially since the original case before the Supreme Court wasn't even about limits on corporate campaign contributions - we paid our 5 employee-justices to "re-assign" the case to get a ruling on an unrelated issue.


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                        So now, with unlimited amounts of cash (and thanks to the government's bailouts, it's the taxpayers' cash!), I think the concept of "voting" is obsolete. Rather, why not make it an auction? You know, the highest bidder gets "elected." No need for opinion polls, messy debates, or rigged Diebold voting machines. All "elections" would be decided by the Golden Rule (the one who has the gold makes the rules). This would be another win-win situation - a win for the corporations, and a win for the taxpayers who will get at least some fraction of their bailout cash back when our CEOs buy the presidency and congress.
                        Praise Jesus!
                        Brother Fred
                        CEO, The Uranus Corporation
                        Put your faith in Uranus!

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                        • #57
                          Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2012

                          Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post



                          SARAH PALIN
                          HOW DARE YOU use SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES! By putting a picture of a demon next to Sister Sarah's name, you subliminally link the two!

                          The only REAL demon is your Sikh-freak Bobby Jindal!
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                          • #58
                            I have 1 problem with Sarah Palin

                            She's a woman, shouldn't she let her husband run for president for her, and she should focus on taking care of the house.
                            Circle of Logic:

                            "We know God exists because the Bible says so, we know the bible is the true words of God because God says so" - Minister Edward

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                            • #59
                              Re: I have 1 problem with Sarah Palin

                              Yes I've had the same thoughts, however the men around me tell me that I am incorrect in my assumption.
                              Drama queen

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                              • #60
                                Re: I have 1 problem with Sarah Palin

                                While I agree with you 100%

                                1 Timothy 2:12
                                But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

                                I just know she will surround herself with godly men like President Bush did to help her make decisions.
                                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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