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  • #1

    What's a little watermelon joke between friends?

    Don't you just know this is how low we've sunk under the la-de-da political correctness of the Obama Presidency?

    The good mayor Dean Grose of the small-town city of Los Alamitos in Orange County, California sent a humorous message to his fellow city-workers over the weekend. His message relied on a visual joke, which necessarily required more cognition on the part of the joke's receivers than if the humor had been in writing. So naturally, simpleton liberals didn't get it.

    I've included the mayor's light-hearted message below. As you can see, rows of "victory garden" watermelons are planted on the White House lawn. Can you even imagine a more potent -- yet whimsical -- message of sustainability and personal responsibility than that?

    Liberals, of course, accused the mayor of trucking in racist stereotypes about niggras and their well-known love of watermelon, but the fact is WE DON'T SPECIFICALLY KNOW IF THE OBAMAS LIKE WATERMELLON OR NOT!!! not that facts matter to a liberal.

    Are you as disgusted by this incident as I am?

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    Re: What's a little watermelon joke between friends?

    I’m sorry Brother Larry, I seem to have missed something in that picture and story. All I see is what could pass for the “President’s” melon patch. Is someone saying it’s not there or that someone’s been stealing the melons (and we all know who that’d be)?

    Is “President” Hussein saying he doesn’t like melons? (I doubt it) Or is he showing other Darkies how easy it is to be self-sufficient? If so, it looks like a good example. (I bet he did none of the planting though!)
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    • #3
      Re: What's a little watermelon joke between friends?

      What a waste of real estate. There could be a strip mall there, which would create dozens of part-time jobs and offer an opportunity for Godly entrepreneurs to recoup some of their losses from the first 5 weeks of the disastrous Obama presidency. And I'm sure the president would appreciate a KFC branch within walking distance of the White House.



      Oh wait, it's a joke?


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      • #4
        Re: What's a little watermelon joke between friends?

        Why are the conservatives so mean? Clearly the major just has a good sense of humor.

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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        • #5
          Re: What's a little watermelon joke between friends?

          I just hope that we don't have any illegal messicans harvesting those watermelons.
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          • #6
            Re: What's a little watermelon joke between friends?

            It's too bad this is a joke. It could be a legitimate part of the stimulus package. The Negro in charge planting a watermelon patch would be a brilliant idea. Less fortunate Negros could harvest the melons and sell them along side the road out of the back of their '63 Chevy pickups for profit.

            Makes cents to me!

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            • #7
              Re: What's a little watermelon joke between friends?

              Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
              Don't you just know this is how low we've sunk under the la-de-da political correctness of the Obama Presidency?

              The good mayor Dean Grose of the small-town city of Los Alamitos in Orange County, California sent a humorous message to his fellow city-workers over the weekend. His message relied on a visual joke, which necessarily required more cognition on the part of the joke's receivers than if the humor had been in writing. So naturally, simpleton liberals didn't get it.

              I've included the mayor's light-hearted message below. As you can see, rows of "victory garden" watermelons are planted on the White House lawn. Can you even imagine a more potent -- yet whimsical -- message of sustainability and personal responsibility than that?

              Liberals, of course, accused the mayor of trucking in racist stereotypes about niggras and their well-known love of watermelon, but the fact is WE DON'T SPECIFICALLY KNOW IF THE OBAMAS LIKE WATERMELLON OR NOT!!! not that facts matter to a liberal.

              Are you as disgusted by this incident as I am?

              That isn't the White House Lawn. That's the paved part of Pennsylvania Avenue. The melon patch is out where the Rose garden used to be. Not only that, but those melons aren't even in a melon patch. This whole thing is phony! Landover is the official melon purveyor to the White House.
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              • #8
                Re: What's a little watermelon joke between friends?

                Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                That isn't the White House Lawn. That's the paved part of Pennsylvania Avenue.
                Pastor Al, this is horrible! Obama's private mafia (ie ACORN) ripped up the pavement of Pennsylvania Avenue in order to plant watermelons to feed local negroes.

                Next thing you know, they're going to rip down the Washington Monument to build a crackhouse!

                There goes the neighborhood.

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                • #9
                  Re: What's a little watermelon joke between friends?

                  That must have been what Slick Willy had in mind when he had Pennsylvania Avenue closed in front of the White House. Yet again, we can blame the Clintons.
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                  • #10
                    Re: What's a little watermelon joke between friends?

                    Just wait until halloween when the Obamas start a pumpkin patch to help out the wiccans.
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                    • #11
                      Re: What's a little watermelon joke between friends?

                      If only the Af-ri-CUN A-mer-I-CUNS could aspire to what's really important in Life: Good-fitting Shoes, Procreation only to make Babies, and a warm place to...well, you know...

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                      • #12
                        Re: What's a little watermelon joke between friends?

                        Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                        That must have been what Slick Willy had in mind when he had Pennsylvania Avenue closed in front of the White House. Yet again, we can blame the Clintons.
                        I heard that Bill Clinton's already been sneaking round there at night, stealing unsuspecting melons to sodomise. The world of radical socialist extremists like the Clintons is a strange and scary place.
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



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                        • #13
                          Re: What's a little watermelon joke between friends?

                          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                          I heard that Bill Clinton's already been sneaking round there at night, stealing unsuspecting melons to sodomise. The world of radical socialist extremists like the Clintons is a strange and scary place.
                          Brother, I'm not Sure if even a watermelon would be..."big enough"...for demonrat Bill Klinton

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                          • #14
                            Re: What's a little watermelon joke between friends?

                            Originally posted by SUV View Post
                            Brother, I'm not Sure if even a watermelon would be..."big enough"...for demonrat Bill Klinton
                            PLEASE, no one mention that SUV was in the shower with Billabong Clinton a few years ago. Her cooter must be a blimp hanger.
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                            • #15
                              Re: What's a little watermelon joke between friends?

                              First of all, people, this is a joke! That image isn't real, it's been doctored to be racially humourous.

                              And secondly:
                              Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                              PLEASE, no one mention that SUV was in the shower with Billabong Clinton a few years ago. Her cooter must be a blimp hanger.
                              Whoa, Pastor! What's with the filthy comments lately? You've been making more cooter-related posts that usual, what's up with that? A little bit lonely, are you? Is your domestic not treating you well?
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