Conservatives finger European pussification

[Larry Lee]

The problem with the Obamafication currently underway – our sagest conservative thinkers sagely declare – is that our country will end up like Europe! Where citizens and entrepreneurs (such as this Board's very own Godly Wide-O himself) are cowed and subservient to the state, rather than nobly embracing American ideals that have always supported the plutocratic foundations of American exceptionalism and global domination. Clearly, we don't want that. Thank you.

[Wide-Open]

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Amen Brother. I am glad to be a shiny example for once. At least I think I am.

It is extremely difficult to not give in - and become a pussy - even for a True Christian like myself over here. The state keeps sending me money, I send it back, and then they send it back again plus intrest. In the end, I got tired of it and just Tithed it to Landover. (My bank manager saw the ever growing sum of money and wanted to sell me "Green Energy" shares )

Preaching to the heathens has become nearly impossible. When I take my place near the Central Station in Brussels, bullhorn and KJV at the ready, I'm often threatened by mooslims who say "Oi, this my place OK?" They occupy every inch with Allah.

When I step into a church - any church - and shout PRAISE!, only an occastional owl or bat stares back at me.

When I ask my neighbours to pray for Baby Jesus, they giggle and suddenly have to run off to Disneyland Paris or Plopsaland.

What's Plopsaland you ask? Well, it's where the Europeans worship giant gnomes who fondle children in public.



Is this what the US wants?

I will pray for America that it never becomes a Europe friends. Amen.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Do I hear you complaining again Brother Wide?

We can always send you back to Greenland for a few years....

[Wide-Open]

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Do I hear you complaining again Brother Wide?

We can always send you back to Greenland for a few years....

No no Pastor Zeke, I'm not complaining! It may seem that way - European habits must be rubbing off on me - but I'm extremely happy to do the Lord's work here. Honestly. Sorry for the confusion. Apologies. Sorry again.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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[...]What's Plopsaland you ask? Well, it's where the Europeans worship giant gnomes who fondle children in public.

But these giant gnomes have Satanic horns - their origin is clear! Why doesn't your government act?

Edit... sorry, I forgot, there is no government is there?

[Nobar King]

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I noticed that one has a bell hanging from his hat. Maybe that's to alert the kids so that the gnomes can't sneak up on them from behind.

[Wide-Open]

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But these giant gnomes have Satanic horns - their origin is clear! Why doesn't your government act?

Edit... sorry, I forgot, there is no government is there?

I think it's fair to say we have a ficticious government. And they would probably encourage this debauchery anyway.

I noticed that one has a bell hanging from his hat. Maybe that's to alert the kids so that the gnomes can't sneak up on them from behind.

Not to alert. It trains the kids to get "into position"

Don't let people from here fool you and say it's "completely innocent". This picture should make it rather obvious.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Brethern,

America is at a crossroads; one side stand the American way; a meritocracy were any man born to the right family can be successful and rise to be a president of his own company simply on his own hard work of his family connections. The other socialism were even the biggest failures are given the easy life. Were it is considered wrong to take satisfaction in one's inherited and entitled success by measuring it against the misery and poverty of those born not so fortunately.

Is this what the Founding Fathers wanted? Monkey Worship and health care for losers paid with blood money sucked from the good of society? Were human trash are treated as if they were just as worthwhile as a rich man?

No Brethren! The Founding Fathers know there can be no successful people without and failures, there can be no rich without the poor, there can be no winners without losers. This is a basic principal that Christ taught us, why do you think He devoted so many lines to the smelly, disgusting poor?

Obama must be stopped.

[Larry Lee]

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No Brethren! The Founding Fathers know there can be no successful people without and failures, there can be no rich without the poor, there can be no winners without losers. This is a basic principal that Christ taught us, why do you think He devoted so many lines to the smelly, disgusting poor?

Exactly. Unlike the European, Americans know the incentivation that comes with poverty and disease. It's not something we'll relinquish without a fight

[Wide-Open]

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there can be no rich without the poor, there can be no winners without losers.

Brother, I'm so glad to hear you say that.

Quite a while back, we had politicians who knew that what you are saying is the Truth(TM)

Pardon the French, but this is what was said in our national parliament a few decades ago:

"Messieurs, il faut qu'il y aie des pauvres. Sinon, comment pouvons nous excercer notre devoir de charité?".

Translated from homer french: "Gentlemen, we MUST have poor people. Otherwise we can never fulfill our duty of charity."

I know he was a cathlyck, but at least he had this one nailed!

Governments may think and say as they like, but force cannot be eliminated, and it is the only real and unanswerable power. We are told that the pen is mightier than the sword, but I know which of these weapons I would choose

THOSE WERE THE DAYS!

[Bobby-Joe]

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Exactly. Unlike the European, Americans know the incentivation that comes with poverty and disease. It's not something we'll relinquish without a fight

Quite a while back, we had politicians who knew that what you are saying is the Truth™

Pardon the French, but this is what was said in our national parliament a few decades ago:

"Messieurs, il faut qu'il y aie des pauvres. Sinon, comment pouvons nous excercer notre devoir de charité?".

Translated from homer french: "Gentlemen, we MUST have poor people. Otherwise we can never fulfill our duty of charity."

I know he was a cathlyck, but at least he had this one nailed!

Exactly Brothers! There is no room for self improvement if everyone, no matter how unlucky, foolish or gullible they are are treated the same. What is the point of being rich if the poor don't starve? Of being the frugal lender when the wastrel borrower can just declare bankruptcy? Of being cunning when your mark is shielded by a nanny state?

The only true spur to success is the example of the misery of the poor!