True Christians™ EXPECTORATE on Spain! They'll not get our Bush

[Larry Lee]

Brothers and Sistern, we all know it doesn't get more pathetic than watching an 18th-century superpower try and prove it can still get it up, 300 years late.

But that's Spain for you, a has-been country that long ago was forgotten on Western history's march towards American domination and Pax Reagan. I don't even need to mention that "No habla Español" remains as charmingly the standard among Americans as it ever was.

Thus, it's with God's own righteous igdignation that True Christians™ condem the Spanish indictment of Alberto "Fredo" Gonzales and five other selfless servants of our former President Bush on charges of international crimes against human rights.

The Spanish don't know what pot they're stirring and the "shock and awe" (ha ha ha) that awaits their arid plain, if they pursue this provocotive action further.

For your reference, here are the Bush servants who the suddenly-Viagric Spanish want to indict for torture and other silly things:

* Albert "Fredo" Gonzales, former Attorney General
* Douglas Feith, former undersecretary of defense for policy
* David Addington, former Vice President Dick Cheney's chief of staff
* John Yoo, former Justice Department official
* Jay S. Bybee, former Justice Department official
* William Haynes, former Pentagon lawyer

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: True Christians™ EXPECTORATE on Spain! They'll not get our Bu

Praise Jesus Brother Larry! Ever since their great leader Generalissimo Francisco Franco was called home to Jesus, that pisshole of a country has been going to the dogs. (You will recall that my father, Pastor Lamentations Flint, was a great admirer of the Generalissimo, and was privileged enough to convert him to Christ and act as his spiritual adviser.)


I'm here to tell you and every True Christian(tm) who can read this to get out of that Mexican country right now!

Jesus has spoken to me, and He said I should "look for a major earthquake, hurricane, flood or terrorist attack in the country that persecutes with a lispy accent to occur in the next few days, weeks or months."

Shout Glory! Jesus always wins!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: True Christians™ EXPECTORATE on Spain! They'll not get our Bu

I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition! Is this something Catlick? Is it that bit about Transubstantiation, because if it is, I'll tell you now, it's symbolic.

[barneyhilliard]

Re: True Christians™ EXPECTORATE on Spain! They'll not get our Bu

Have those unsaved, Euro-trash Spainiards forgotten the butt-kicking the Christian United States gave them in 1905? Do they need a reminder?

[Nobar King]

Re: True Christians™ EXPECTORATE on Spain! They'll not get our Bu

I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition. Their chief weapon is surprise!

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: True Christians™ EXPECTORATE on Spain! They'll not get our Bu

Back in 1998, Spain tried to arrest and prosecute glorious General Pinochet, the USA's best friend in Latinobeaner America since Columbus:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/232320.stm

And now the Spainese have the nerve to threaten great heroes like George Bush, Dick Cheney and legal scholar John Yoohoo! Well, we shouldn't be surprised - Spain is a terrorist nation. We should never forget the deadly Spanish Flu pandemic which they unleashed on the world in 1918:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_flu

Godly President Bush should have nuked Spain when he had his hands on the launch button. I hope he saved the launch codes - maybe he can still rain a few ICBMs down on "Europe's Mexico" using the Internet and that special Diebold software that's so useful for correcting erroneous election results.

Praise Jesus!
Brother Buford

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: True Christians™ EXPECTORATE on Spain! They'll not get our Bu

Spain, long a nest of Catholics and goons for the Pope has had it in for TRUE Christians(tm) for a long time. The Spanish Inquisition was directed at Christians who refused to worship Catholic idols, Spain attempted to crush Christian England with the Armada and Spain harassed TRUE Christian colonies in the Americas for about 300 years. It wasn't until 1898 when the Spanish threat was finally ended, or so we thought.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: True Christians™ EXPECTORATE on Spain! They'll not get our Bu

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition. Their chief weapon is surprise!

Nobody takes the Spanish seriously anymore:

[BibleBeliever]

Re: True Christians™ EXPECTORATE on Spain! They'll not get our Bu

This would be an act of war. Where do I enlist for Spanish-American War II?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: True Christians™ EXPECTORATE on Spain! They'll not get our Bu

This would be an act of war. Where do I enlist for Spanish-American War II?

Indeed. Once we're done with the regime change in Iraq and Afghanistan (and we're getting close), it's time to move on to Spain.

Also, God bless you for volunteering. This cause should be near and dear to every red-blooded True Christian™ man's heart. I'm too old, and my son is too badly needed back here, but other True Christians™ should be clamoring to sign up and fight. Is anyone in contact with Jimmy-Roy these days?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Indeed. Once we're done with the regime change in Iraq and Afghanistan (and we're getting close), it's time to move on to Spain.

Also, God bless you for volunteering. This cause should be near and dear to every red-blooded True Christian™ man's heart. I'm too old, and my son is too badly needed back here, but other True Christians™ should be clamoring to sign up and fight. Is anyone in contact with Jimmy-Roy these days?

I'm told that he got arrested in DesMoines for assaulting a Jehovah Witless on the street. Most likely he can't make bail, so....

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: True Christians™ EXPECTORATE on Spain! They'll not get our Bu

I'm told that he got arrested in DesMoines for assaulting a Jehovah Witless on the street. Most likely he can't make bail, so....

Wasn't Jimmy-Roy with Brother Leroy when they punked that Quaker meeting in Ames? Man for a bunch of pacifists those Quakers have no sense of humor. Suddenly a joke becomes a hate crime, assault, arson, public nudity and an EPA violation.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: True Christians™ EXPECTORATE on Spain! They'll not get our Bu

I'm told that he got arrested in DesMoines for assaulting a Jehovah Witless on the street. Most likely he can't make bail, so....

Oh, so that's what that incoherent message was on my voice mail.

Wasn't Jimmy-Roy with Brother Leroy when they punked that Quaker meeting in Ames? Man for a bunch of pacifists those Quakers have no sense of humor. Suddenly a joke becomes a hate crime, assault, arson, public nudity and an EPA violation.

Those Quakers shouldn't be such politically correct whiners.