[Martin Poofter]

Re: If Only Americans Had More Sense in 2008

Friend, do we look like the kind of people that give their bank account details to council estate dwellers?

You don't have much knowledge of the state funded benefits scheme, do you? Do you really think that it's only council house dwellers who benefit?

Oh! How naive. If you don't work, you get benefits. If you enter the country illegally you get even more benefits. A council house and a starting payment of £6,000 that gives sufficient time for you to learn how to scam more benefits.

Incapacitated? There's a benefit for you there too. So if you are incapacitated, an immigrant and homeless, you get all three.

But that's not all. Are you sick and diabetic? Ah! There's free medicine for you and if you are clever enough to memorise an address (any address) close to a hospital and give it to the receptionist - a pandora's box opens. You have cancer? They will treat it. You need a hospital bed for three months? You will get it.

But remember. YOU must be an illegal immigrant. Everyone else will be ignored. They are only the taxpayers who fund it.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: If Only Americans Had More Sense in 2008

You don't have much knowledge of the state funded benefits scheme, do you? Do you really think that it's only council house dwellers who benefit?

Oh! How naive. If you don't work, you get benefits. If you enter the country illegally you get even more benefits. A council house and a starting payment of £6,000 that gives sufficient time for you to learn how to scam more benefits.

Incapacitated? There's a benefit for you there too. So if you are incapacitated, an immigrant and homeless, you get all three.


But remember. YOU must be an illegal immigrant. Everyone else will be ignored. They are only the taxpayers who fund it.

So basically, you vote Republican?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: If Only Americans Had More Sense in 2008

You don't have much knowledge of the state funded benefits scheme, do you? Do you really think that it's only council house dwellers who benefit?

Oh! How naive. If you don't work, you get benefits. If you enter the country illegally you get even more benefits. A council house and a starting payment of £6,000 that gives sufficient time for you to learn how to scam more benefits.

Incapacitated? There's a benefit for you there too. So if you are incapacitated, an immigrant and homeless, you get all three.

But that's not all. Are you sick and diabetic? Ah! There's free medicine for you and if you are clever enough to memorise an address (any address) close to a hospital and give it to the receptionist - a pandora's box opens. You have cancer? They will treat it. You need a hospital bed for three months? You will get it.

But remember. YOU must be an illegal immigrant. Everyone else will be ignored. They are only the taxpayers who fund it.

There is you see friend, prove positive the American way is best. Only those who merit it (i.e. those whom Jesus rewards with six figure salaries) get health care. In America when you get cancer you take full responsibility for it and don't expect the state to fund your gold plated Chemo Therapy.

[Martin Poofter]

Re: If Only Americans Had More Sense in 2008

So basically, you vote Republican?

You don't get it, do you? I am an illegal immigrant - from Germany if you must know and may have realised if only you had retained my original user name.

Illegals don't vote. To do so they would have to register. That way their benefits would be confined to one address. Why would I want to vote when I get everything that I want from Tories (Republican sympathisers) who pay their taxes. And so they should. They are all rich, having sweated the life out of their Labour (Democrat) employees.

[Martin Poofter]

Re: If Only Americans Had More Sense in 2008

There is you see friend, prove positive the American way is best. Only those who merit it (i.e. those whom Jesus rewards with six figure salaries) get health care. In America when you get cancer you take full responsibility for it and don't expect the state to fund your gold plated Chemo Therapy.

No wonder you are an Obama hater. Six figure salary, eh? Over $250,000? I have already e-mailed the White House website suggesting that all employees with a salary over $250,000 be taxed at 110%. Imagine that. A salary of $300,000 and a tax bill of $55,000 on the difference. It would be cheaper to stick with the quarter million salary.

[Martin Poofter]

Re: If Only Americans Had More Sense in 2008

There is you see friend, prove positive the American way is best. Only those who merit it (i.e. those whom Jesus rewards with six figure salaries) get health care. In America when you get cancer you take full responsibility for it and don't expect the state to fund your gold plated Chemo Therapy.

Oh. A meritocracy. But that's for people with talent. It rather rules you out, doesn't it?

But I do see how Jesus rewards here. He uses the services of his disciple PayPal.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: If Only Americans Had More Sense in 2008

You know Martian Pooftah, I keep getting these overwhelming images of you being the first in the queue for a Green Card...

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: If Only Americans Had More Sense in 2008

Oh. A meritocracy. But that's for people with talent. It rather rules you out, doesn't it?

Talent is not the issue friend, what is our talents in comparison to God's? No, we are those Jesus finds suitable to merit salvation. Church funded health care is part of it.

[Martin Poofter]

Re: If Only Americans Had More Sense in 2008

You know Martian Pooftah, I keep getting these overwhelming images of you being the first in the queue for a Green Card...

Over my dead body. And I invite you to pull the trigger.

[Martin Poofter]

Re: If Only Americans Had More Sense in 2008

Talent is not the issue friend, what is our talents in comparison to God's? No, we are those Jesus finds suitable to merit salvation. Church funded health care is part of it.

Perhaps you can remind me who funds the Church.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: If Only Americans Had More Sense in 2008

Perhaps you can remind me who funds the Church.

Those sheep who want to have a shot at spending eternity up in Heaven with Jesus (after He kills them) are the ones who Tithe the most generously. Praise God!

[Martin Poofter]

Re: If Only Americans Had More Sense in 2008

Those sheep who want to have a shot at spending eternity up in Heaven with Jesus (after He kills them) are the ones who Tithe the most generously. Praise God!

I'm sure you will never go bankrupt then. Not with the generous congregation of posters with less than 1000 entries, either edited or unedited, according to your feeling on any particular day.

You wouldn't be one of those people in negative equity with a bank loan exceeding the value of your property; the result of a spent youth worshipping a burnt Bush, I suppose?

[Nobar King]

Re: If Only Americans Had More Sense in 2008

Did you want to hire your own editor?

[Martin Poofter]

Re: If Only Americans Had More Sense in 2008

Did you want to hire your own editor?

I would consider hiring you, but you already do it for free. Who am I to interfere with that?

[Nobar King]

Re: If Only Americans Had More Sense in 2008

You may pay me if you like.