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  • I pose this question... how do you sleep?

    How do you sleep at night?!
    Well... actually, I know you probably sleep quite well when you think some omnipotent being who kills anyone who gets in his way is watching over you. Actually creeps me out quite a bit. Like a giant serial killer in the sky. Oh yes, I can imagine how you could think he 'loves' you.
    Anyway, as you can probably guess right now, the GOP is all but in ruins. Though I doubt your lack of intelligence will allow you to admit it. You have an incompetent sorry excuse for a leader in the RNC (who is a black man, OH THE HORROR!), oh and did I mention that your 'Department of Faith' is all but a bald-faced lie? Oh yes, I know your little bag of tricks. Yet you blame all the tragedies of the world (or at least as many as you can) on Obama. You all are pathetic. Go ahead, delete this post. You'll only be proving the point that your all powerful God gives you no answer to defend his name in this post. For all you claim that he speaks to you, I wonder if he can he give you a simple answer to this that maintains your intelligence. The Democrats would love to see Sarah Palin and Joe the Pathetic 'Plumber' in the 2012 elections. The more the merrier, and the dumber they are the harder the fall. And lemme tell you, Sarah Palin's not looking to bloody smart right now. Nor is Joe the Pathetic 'Plumber', who only wants his 15 minutes of fame until he goes back to his life lying about being an actual licensed plumber. The Democrats may as well run unopposed, because the last thing this country needs is a functionally retarded president like Sarah Palin. Anyway, I await your answer.... or... no answer. It matters not.

    P.S. Oi! Nobar! Oh my furry faced friend that looks like Dumbledore from Harry Potter! Won't you come and play with me again? Though, that night, I did say 'No'. Oh and by the way, Panda says hello.

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    Re: So...To you all I pose this question...

    No, I won't play with you. I don't even know who you are. Don't you have a baby sitter?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #3
      Re: So...To you all I pose this question...

      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
      No, I won't play with you. I don't even know who you are. Don't you have a baby sitter?
      He's both too ugly and too old to have a baby sitter Brother.

      Last time he was here he shat his pants. Let's see how ugly it gets this time.
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      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • #4
        Re: So...To you all I pose this question...

        So Alex, do you still have problems with your legs?

        You know what the Bible says about cripples.
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • #5
          Re: So...To you all I pose this question...

          So...To you all I pose this question...
          Way with words people some do not have.
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • #6
            Re: So...To you all I pose this question...

            Originally posted by Project2501 View Post
            How do you sleep at night?!
            I say my prayers and go to bed. How do you sleep at night?
            Well... actually, I know you probably sleep quite well when you think some omnipotent being who kills anyone who gets in his way is watching over you. Actually creeps me out quite a bit. Like a giant serial killer in the sky. Oh yes, I can imagine how you could think he 'loves' you.
            Why wouldn't He? We do what He commands. We obey. You do not.
            Anyway, as you can probably guess right now, the GOP is all but in ruins. Blah blah blah.
            Guess we'll see in 2010.

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            • #7
              Re: So...To you all I pose this question...

              Originally posted by Project2501 View Post
              How do you sleep at night?!
              When I was young I was an early riser, but as I've aged I find that I can't sleep all night long. Usually I'm awake at 4 am, so I turn on C-Span hoping to bore myself back to sleep.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • #8
                Re: I pose this question... how do you sleep?

                As I lie in bed, I imagine it is 1857 and I am counting all the possessions in a slave hut on great-great-grandfather’s plantation. It is a warm June evening; it is dusk and there is no electricity, so I have to make do with an oil lamp. I have never made it past 48. I recommend this method to get to sleep. Try it tonight and see if it doesn’t work!

                (As a matter of interest, this is based on Bathfire history, my great-great-grandfather actually did count his possessions nightly using an oil lamp until one night he fell asleep counting and the building burned down. There was a great financial loss as the possessions couldn’t be released from their shackles in time. My g-g-grandfather was saved by a house-nigra.)
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                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • #9
                  Re: So...To you all I pose this question...

                  Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                  He's both too ugly and too old to have a baby sitter Brother.

                  Last time he was here he shat his pants. Let's see how ugly it gets this time.
                  Oh look. The creepy pedophile man is attempting to make a joke. In Ren's defense sir, you look like you should be registered with your local police department... you know, with an ankle bracelet? God what is this place, pedophile rehab or something (I believe I will call you 'fugly'.) How cute... you know, I've been keeping an eye on this little forum for quite some time now, noticing that here and this guy named Ren will pop up and wreak a little havoc from time to time. Then the administrators have some fun fooling around with the admin CP, change the title and other pointless little functions that the board offers them. While I'm sure it's a little funny (for all of you) to change the title, users signature, and then make jokes about how you've got one over on them, your ultimately showing that your probably trying to compensate for something. Oh and by the way. 'Wide-Open' (BTW, Wide-open what exactly? You know how that sounds right?) bravo for doing the whole searching the web finding the wikipedia page (obvious sarcasm). A two year old could have done that. Took me five seconds to find the page, big deal. Looks like he's just standing on a rock to me, or do you really just think too much into things you shouldn't be thinking about? Personally I don't think an actual LOBC exist, I think your all just a bunch of forum dwelling, no life losers who think that everyone is going to hell because you will it to be. And to counter an answer to one of Ren's former questions: You are fringe, like it or not, your just as bad as Westboro Baptist Church. You just lack the audacity to do what they do. Quite pathetic, really. Both of these churches are. Anyway, cheers.

                  P.S. Wide-Open: No I don't know what the bible says about cripples. Then again, I must have read the wrong (or in this case, right) bible. But I do know what it says about pedophiles and hate mongerers like yourself. Oh I forgot you read the KJV (aka King Jackoff Version), nevermind. Take off those glasses you twit you look like a douche bag.

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                  • #10
                    Re: So...To you all I pose this question...

                    Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                    He's both too ugly and too old to have a baby sitter Brother.

                    Last time he was here he shat his pants. Let's see how ugly it gets this time.
                    From the picture, Brother, I'm not sure he could get more ugly.
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                    • #11
                      Re: So...To you all I pose this question...

                      Originally posted by Orion_Star View Post
                      O'fugly'.) How cute... you know, I've been keeping an eye on this little forum for quite some time now
                      Wow. You're scary.
                      Originally posted by Orion_Star View Post
                      O'fugly'.)I think your all just a bunch of forum dwelling, no life losers who think that everyone is going to hell because you will it to be.
                      What's you're excuse for being here? Are you just a forum dwelling, no-life loser who thinks he's clever? You also go on way to much about Brother Wide Open. It's a classic school-yard game to antagonize someone because you can't admit to having a crush. The homosexual undertones (and over tones) are creepy.
                      Luke 5:31
                      And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                      • #12
                        Re: I pose this question... how do you sleep?

                        I go to sleep like everyone else; my prayers, brush my teeth, two aspirins to make the headache go away, four glasses of brandy and two Ambien. I sleep like a log for the four hours after that. All perfectly normal.

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                        • #13
                          Re: I pose this question... how do you sleep?

                          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                          I go to sleep like everyone else; my prayers, brush my teeth, two aspirins to make the headache go away, four glasses of brandy and two Ambien. I sleep like a log for the four hours after that. All perfectly normal.
                          Brother, I have to say that I find this post of yours more than a little disturbing. It leads me to grave concern about your health.

                          Are you well? Are you taking proper care of yourself?




                          I see no reference whatsoever to flossing.
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
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                          • #14
                            Re: I pose this question... how do you sleep?

                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                            Brother, I have to say that I find this post of yours more than a little disturbing. It leads me to grave concern about your health.

                            Are you well? Are you taking proper care of yourself?




                            I see no reference whatsoever to flossing.
                            Reverend,

                            That was only an accidental omission on my part. I do floss. I am sincerely sorry to of caused you any concern on my behalf.

                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                            • #15
                              Re: So...To you all I pose this question...

                              Originally posted by Onion_Star View Post
                              How cute... you know, I've been keeping an eye on this little forum for quite some time now
                              Stalker... Stalker!
                              BEHOLD!!!
                              THE BUS TO DAMNATION!
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                              May Jesus guide this Bus off a cliff and STRAIGHT TO HELL!

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