The Republican Party is BACK!!!

[H. Montague Worthington]

Ralph Reed, the Republican operative who built the Christian Coalition into a potent political force in the 1990s by mobilizing evangelicals and other religious conservatives and who did similar work to help George W. Bush win two presidential elections, is quietly launching a group aimed at using the Web to mobilize a new generation of values voters. In addition to targeting the GOP's traditional faith-based allies—white evangelicals and observant Catholics—the group, called the Faith and Freedom Coalition, will reach out to Democratic-leaning constituencies, including Hispanics, blacks, young people, and women.

"This is not your daddy's Christian Coalition," Reed said in an interview Monday. "It's got to be more brown, more black, more female, and younger. It's critical that we open the door wide and let them know if they share our values and believe in the principles of faith and marriage and family, they're welcome."

http://www.usnews.com/blogs/god-and-country/2009/06/23/exclusive-ralph-reed-launches-new-values-group-not-your-daddys-christian-coalition.html

I'm sure he's only JOKING about that part.... Obviously setting a trap for the DEMONcrats..... Probably... We're going to be just as white and male and old as we always were.

[HTannor]

Re: The Republican Party is BACK!!!

I'm sure he's only JOKING about that part.... Obviously setting a trap for the DEMONcrats..... Probably... We're going to be just as white and male and old as we always were.

Very clever on Reed's part, Brother Worthington.

All he has to do is pick up one of each, claim success, and refuse to divulge the exact figures.

Then he will assure us (using carefully crafted code words that only we understand) that a token or two won't dilute the purity of our party all that much.

I do wish he'd do something about that Boy Michael Steele. That's one spade person that just creeps me out holding such an important position in our party.

Just thinking of him is forcing me to repair to my wet bar kitchen for a glass of bourbon ice tea to calm my nerves.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I think it wise to consider each part of Redd's statement

"This is not your daddy's Christian Coalition,"

As our father's have long been promoted to Glory, this is mere filler

"It's got to be more brown, more black, more female, and younger.

As has been pointed out above, as there were none in my father's day, one of each will meet the requirements.

It's critical that we open the door wide

This may well be the door to the servants' quarters or the door to the other side of a restricted membership organization

and let them know if they share our values and believe in the principles of faith and marriage and family, they're welcome."

I should imagine that those criteria will exclude them. I mean, they are simply not "us".

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I have it on excellent authority that the new GOP policy includes hiring a new brace of younger darkies to wax our cars and so on.

[lord warrior]

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We must have the mexicans as well. It is hot out there and the grass needs to be cut. Who else is going to do it?

[HTannor]

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We must have the mexicans as well. It is hot out there and the grass needs to be cut. Who else is going to do it?

And, I can attest, you can expect excellent results from their swimming pool cleaning skills. But they have an annoying habit of expecting the odd siesta.

[H. Montague Worthington]

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If you're looking for a pool boy, I'd go with a Filipino. I like my yachts Norwegian, my cigars Cuban, my erectile drugs American, my leather sofas Italian, my luxury cars British, my vacations off the coast of Greece, and my pool boys Filipino.*


*Do NOT make the same mistake as my personal assistant, who got me a Greek car, British erectile drugs, a Cuban sofa, Italian cigars, a Filipino yacht, a New Jersey vacation, and a Norwegian pool boy.

[Bobby-Joe]

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If you're looking for a pool boy, I'd go with a Filipino. I like my yachts Norwegian, my cigars Cuban, my erectile drugs American, my leather sofas Italian, my luxury cars British, my vacations off the coast of Greece, and my pool boys Filipino.*


*Do NOT make the same mistake as my personal assistant, who got me a Greek car, British erectile drugs, a Cuban sofa, Italian cigars, a Filipino yacht, a New Jersey vacation, and a Norwegian pool boy.

Are Argentinian Mistresses proper for a Christian or not? Discuss please.

BTW. Thank you for all of yours concern, I am back from my hike.

[Cigar Manfor Christ]

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If you're looking for a pool boy, I'd go with a Filipino. I like my yachts Norwegian, my cigars Cuban, my erectile drugs American, my leather sofas Italian, my luxury cars British, my vacations off the coast of Greece, and my pool boys Filipino.*


*Do NOT make the same mistake as my personal assistant, who got me a Greek car, British erectile drugs, a Cuban sofa, Italian cigars, a Filipino yacht, a New Jersey vacation, and a Norwegian pool boy.

This is a true man of Christ whose style is absolutely perfect. Cigars and all the pleasures a chose man should enjoy.

[Cigar Manfor Christ]

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Very clever on Reed's part, Brother Worthington.

All he has to do is pick up one of each, claim success, and refuse to divulge the exact figures.

Then he will assure us (using carefully crafted code words that only we understand) that a token or two won't dilute the purity of our party all that much.

I do wish he'd do something about that Boy Michael Steele. That's one spade person that just creeps me out holding such an important position in our party.

Just thinking of him is forcing me to repair to my wet bar kitchen for a glass of bourbon ice tea to calm my nerves.

Why note have Michael Steele serve in the Man Cave?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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From the content of this thread, it seems there was a typo in the title.

But despite appearances to the contrary, the Republican Party is NOT BLACK!

It's just that most of the True Americans have identified as Tea Partiers (who will raise funds for and elect Republicans anyway) instead of Republicans. That leaves a more "diverse" crowd in the self-identified Republican Party.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The Republican Party is BACK!!!

From the content of this thread, it seems there was a typo in the title.

But despite appearances to the contrary, the Republican Party is NOT BLACK!

It's just that most of the True Americans have identified as Tea Partiers (who will raise funds for and elect Republicans anyway) instead of Republicans. That leaves a more "diverse" crowd in the self-identified Republican Party.

Yes, now the Republican party is a better cross section of rural white, middle age male Americans and urban, professional white, middle age male Americans. It's the diversity of red neck, white skin and blue eyes that make the colors the American flag and the GOP reflects that. GLORY!