[MirthMenace]

Re: Republicans fight to save our penises!

Well Mr.Basher,I would hope that during your many hours of reading the good book you would have picked up a few ideas and just not the ability to quote passages. I personally like "Love thy Brother".We humans are indeed all brother's and sisters,Christian,Jew,Muslim,Hindu,atheist and pagan. Jesus loved everyone believer and nonbeliever,he saw the good in all of mankind.When he was dieing upon the cross,he asked his father to forgive all of us for our sins,not just the few that believed in him.

Now let's talk a bit about magical under ware.Do the pastors in your church ware a collar to signify who and what they are?Do some of the men and women wear crosses to signify their belief in Christ? I am reasonably sure that the above are true,the garments that a Mormon wears do the same thing.

In regards to the medical procedure call circumcision ,it is chosen by a vast majority of parents for their newborn sons Christian and non christian alike.If it bothers you so much ,maybe you and your cult followers should start a national or world wide campaign to teach the rest of the world .


In Regards to my lack of Punctuation in a given sentence ,who appointed you the Grammar Nazi ?

Actually, BigJay, your knowledge of the bible is woefully shallow, at least compared with that of this pagan. Read Mark 6:11, John 1:10, 2:22, 5:19 and you'll start to get the idea. There is much, much more to support the notion that Jesus had a serious problem - still does - with the likes of people like me and would as soon see us strung up for all eternity in unspeakable agony for our inability to believe in his divinity.

About the magic skivies...they, unlike the collars of the clergy, are worn under one's clothing, secretly, in such a fashion as to gird one's very loins. I, for one, do understand the difference.

Circumcision, although optional, is chosen by most better-educated parents on the advice of their physicians for aesthetic and hygienic purposes. Any more, I'm not sure which way is considered "old school", but my wife, who's been understandably acquainted with more than just mine, expresses a preference for the more streamlined, aerodynamic look.

I've observed that the moderators of this forum aren't exactly incapable of punctuation errors and misspellings, but I've chosen to forgive them rather than to use them against them to make my points. Frankly, unless the errors make the context of the comment unclear, I don't have the time to grade English papers.

[Nobar King]

Re: Republicans fight to save our penises!

I've observed that the moderators of this forum aren't exactly incapable of punctuation errors and misspellings, but I've chosen to forgive them rather than to use them against them to make my points. Frankly, unless the errors make the context of the comment unclear, I don't have the time to grade English papers.

Thank your English teacher for giving you the skills to write a decent sentence.

[MirthMenace]

Re: Republicans fight to save our penises!

Thank your English teacher for giving you the skills to write a decent sentence.

Did you just pay a compliment to a pagan? You did! You payed a compliment to a pagan......and a Deist to boot!!!! Wait until the elders of the LBC get a load of this!

[Nobar King]

Re: Republicans fight to save our penises!

Did you just pay a compliment to a pagan? You did! You payed a compliment to a pagan......and a Deist to boot!!!! Wait until the elders of the LBC get a load of this!

I was complementing your English teacher. Just because you don't follow the one true religion and are too stupid to know that Jesus Christ died for your sins doesn't mean that you should be a failure at school.

[MirthMenace]

Re: Republicans fight to save our penises!

I was complementing your English teacher. Just because you don't follow the one true religion and are too stupid to know that Jesus Christ died for your sins doesn't mean that you should be a failure at school.

Did you mean 'complimenting' instead of "complementing"? Not that it's altogether unacceptable to take literary license by adding "ing" onto the end of a noun if it helps to illustrate a point or a concept, but the word you created makes your meaning unclear in the context of this conversation. Just asking for a little clarification. Thanks!

Seriously, do I seem stupid?

[Nobar King]

Re: Republicans fight to save our penises!

Did you mean 'complimenting' instead of "complementing"? Not that it's altogether unacceptable to take literary license by adding "ing" onto the end of a noun if it helps to illustrate a point or a concept, but the word you created makes your meaning unclear in the context of this conversation. Just asking for a little clarification. Thanks!

Seriously, do I seem stupid?

You do now. My spell checker didn't have a problem with 'complementing', and google doesn't, either. In this case I guess I should have used the alternate spelling.

[MirthMenace]

Re: Republicans fight to save our penises!

Incidentally, I need to mcorrect my assertion that "complement" is a noun only. It is not, BUT to "complement" my English teacher, you would have to know him and if you know him well enough to be complementing him, you know him very well, indeed. Very well. Kindly keep your distance from me, sir.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Republicans fight to save our penises!

There is quite a difference in making the occasional small typo, hitting the wrong key or whatever, and repeatedly and consistently making significant grammatical errors. One is done accidentally, the other shows ignorance of the rules. We never attacked anyone for missing one letter, we point out when they make huge mistakes over and over.

Now then, I am glad to see that you understand that Jesus despises you. It's hilarious to see when the pagans understand the Bible better than the false so-called Christians.

As for penises - this whole subject is starting to sound very homosexual so I'm make it brief. We believe in LIBERTY. The Democrats are trying to take away people's rights by making this mandatory. What you personally choose is not the issue. I have just been showing why the Bible says circumcision is not necessary, as some were trying to say that it was necessary for salvation.

[Dr. Warren Wierdsbe]

Re: Republicans fight to save our penises!

Incidentally, I need to mcorrect my assertion that "complement" is a noun only. It is not, BUT to "complement" my English teacher, you would have to know him and if you know him well enough to be complementing him, you know him very well, indeed. Very well. Kindly keep your distance from me, sir.

Listen, heathen. You'd be a pagan but you have heard the Scripture so you are a heathen. Don't come around here pretending that True Christians(TM) claim to be inerrant when the write something. A heathen's incessant use of misspellings, ungrammatical structure, lack of punctuation or capitalization, and lolspeak are evidence of an unregenerate heart. When a True Christian(TM) simply makes a typographical error or chooses the wrong word, it's just because we are human. Now, with my level of education, I don't make those errors except the occasional typo which I seek to correct as soon as possible. But your nitpicking seems the evidence of a bad attitude.

From dictionary.reference.com:
"Compliment"
1.an expression of praise, commendation, or admiration: A sincere compliment boosts one's morale. 2.a formal act or expression of civility, respect, or regard: The mayor paid him the compliment of escorting him. 3.compliments, a courteous greeting; good wishes; regards: He sends you his compliments. 4.Archaic. a gift; present.
–verb (used with object) 5.to pay a compliment to: She complimented the child on his good behavior. 6.to show kindness or regard for by a gift or other favor: He complimented us by giving a party in our honor. 7.to congratulate; felicitate: to compliment a prince on the birth of a son
"Complement"
1.something that completes or makes perfect: A good wine is a complement to a good meal. 2.the quantity or amount that completes anything: We now have a full complement of packers. 3.either of two parts or things needed to complete the whole; counterpart.4.full quantity or amount; complete allowance.5.the full number of officers and crew required on a ship.

Take your smart mouth to Hell with you. Satan will love to fill it.

In Christ,
Warren

[TinyJay]

Re: Republicans fight to save our penises!

Correct it is my choice to have my tallyewacker trimmed and neat.It is also my choice to love ALL of my brothers and sisters even Merth. I guess I might be better than most.

[MirthMenace]

Re: Republicans fight to save our penises!

Listen, heathen. You'd be a pagan but you have heard the Scripture so you are a heathen. Don't come around here pretending that True Christians™ claim to be inerrant when the(?) write something. A heathen's incessant use of misspellings, ungrammatical structure, lack of punctuation or capitalization, and lolspeak are evidence of an unregenerate heart. When a True Christian™ simply makes a typographical error or chooses the wrong word, it's just because we are human. Now, with my level of education, I don't make those errors except the occasional typo which I seek to correct as soon as possible. But your nitpicking seems the evidence of a bad attitude.

From dictionary.reference.com:
"Compliment"
1.an expression of praise, commendation, or admiration: A sincere compliment boosts one's morale. 2.a formal act or expression of civility, respect, or regard: The mayor paid him the compliment of escorting him. 3.compliments, a courteous greeting; good wishes; regards: He sends you his compliments. 4.Archaic. a gift; present.
–verb (used with object) 5.to pay a compliment to: She complimented the child on his good behavior. 6.to show kindness or regard for by a gift or other favor: He complimented us by giving a party in our honor. 7.to congratulate; felicitate: to compliment a prince on the birth of a son
"Complement"
1.something that completes or makes perfect: A good wine is a complement to a good meal. 2.the quantity or amount that completes anything: We now have a full complement of packers. 3.either of two parts or things needed to complete the whole; counterpart.4.full quantity or amount; complete allowance.5.the full number of officers and crew required on a ship.

Take your smart mouth to Hell with you. Satan will love to fill it.

In Christ,
Warren

Dr. Wierdsbe, thank you for helping me to make my point. I am most grateful. If you know for a fact that Nobar King simply chose the wrong word, then I guess all is well with (and perhaps between) you and him. If, however, Nobar isn't guilty of choosing his words carelessly and your defense of him remains as staunch as it seems to be, the whole scenario gives one pause.

Incidentally, as a devout pagan, I have no belief in "Hell" or in your fictionalized character, "Satan", and am therefore not in the least swayed by your assertions that I will one day encounter either.

[MirthMenace]

Re: Republicans fight to save our penises!

How did the word "realized" end up taking the place of the word, "f-i-c-t-i-o-n-a-l-i-z-e-d" in my previous post? Inquiring minds want to know. For those of you playing along at home, always preview your post to ensure that the auto-text-substitution hasn't changed the context of your comment to say things you don't mean!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Republicans fight to save our penises!

How did the word "realized" end up taking the place of the word, "f-i-c-t-i-o-n-a-l-i-z-e-d" in my previous post? Inquiring minds want to know. For those of you playing along at home, always preview your post to ensure that the auto-text-substitution hasn't changed the context of your comment to say things you don't mean!

What are you going on about? Drugs make you paranoid you know.

[TinyJay]

Re: Republicans fight to save our penises!

Thank you for making my point.I simply choose to expand what is said in the bible,ya know make it better.I want to love all my brothers an sisters,my neighbors and their wife's.It makes no difference to me if they are black or white,gay or straight .I want to be one with all ,even you Heathen-Basher.I LOVE YA MAN cant you understand that,I love ya.Now show me what a good christern you are and tell me ya love me to !

[Nobar King]

Re: Republicans fight to save our penises!

But, you're a retarded. Who would love you?