Trannies and victims of unfortunate accidents are damned

[Harold Law]

Deuteronomy 23:1
He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

Reading through the Glorious Word of God this morning I came across this beautifully written bit of scripture. Obviously God has a reason for such a law, any man whose testiculars are removed is obviously going to immediately turn into a homer. Give this to the GSA and ACLU Commie Pigs. Trying to spread their liberal nonsense and tell people its "Ok" to change sex. Honestly the entire idea sickens me.

Let's face it, the Lord wants godly men with strong, virile nether regions purposefully created to spread the seed of the children of the Lord.

I think it goes without say that any unfortunate deformed "possessed by demons" children or babies will more than likely not make it to the Glorious Kingdom of God. So ladies, when you give your husband the pleasure of giving him a son - "daughters are discouraged", remember this ladies - make sure to check his lower regions, if that tallywhacker's missin, no Lord will they be kissin'.

God Bless, Harold Law

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Trannies and victims of unfortunate accidents are damned

A timely warning Brother Harold; I well recall the winter of ’79 and the construction of the Chapel of Eternal Rest. A dump truck had fallen in a hole; a bulldozer was chained to it to pull it out. Pastor Vengeance Trimble stood between the two and waved to the bulldozer driver. The chain, which he straddled with his legs akimbo, tightened instantly and Pastor Trimble left the congregation forever clutching his crotch.

Eye-watering, simply eye-watering… but just.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Trannies and victims of unfortunate accidents are damned

Indeed, transsexuals (aka "trannies", aka "shemales") are damned to Hell. But what makes them so terrible is they can drag godly heterosexual men to Hell along with them! Read my dire warnings about the shemale menace.

These are personal demons I have had to wrestle with in my private life and I use my life story as a wake-up call for anyone who is tempted by these Satanic creatures.

[Bob4God]

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It's a good thing GOD intelligently designed sperm to flourish at temperatures slightly lower than that of the internal human body, so that He could intelligently suspend mammalian testes in the most vulnerable position available. Also a good thing that He packed them with thousands of nerve endings so that they over-react to the slightest bumps and knocks, even during intercourse. (As a reminder that only very slow and silent missionary-style married Christian sex is acceptable.)

This way, GOD can send various forms of grievous bodily harm to those who He deems unworthy of membership in His Elite Congregation, and provide them a sneak peak of the pain they have caused Him by their rebellion!

In this modern age of excessive evidence for Intelligent Design (The Genesis account of Creation), how could anybody say that we are "evolving" and still bear to this day inherited imperfections and inefficiencies of our ancestors that would never have existed in a well-thought-out design by the Master of All Creation?

Evolution is so old-fashioned! Get with the 21st Century, Darwinists!

[Pyramus Waiting for Email Confirmation]

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Transsexual womens' "privy members" don't get cut off - tissue is carefully sliced apart and rearranged inside the body to form the correct genitalia. So, really, your ridiculous blabbering is incorrect.

I think you all need to do a squick of research before you try and beat something down. Though it does seem as if you're all too afraid (or in denial, just as well) to learn anything about different walks of life. It's sad, really. For you, I mean - for everyone else it's only a mixture of pity and hilarity.

Good day to you, sirs and madams and non-binaries.
(Oh, but I don't expect you to understand that bit, since you refuse to learn, and all.)

[Marshall]

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Sounds like you're very informed on how turboqueers go the extra mile. Maybe you should go fag enable elsewhere.

[Samuel Coleridge]

Re: Trannies and victims of unfortunate accidents are damned

Transsexual womens' "privy members" don't get cut off - tissue is carefully sliced apart and rearranged inside the body to form the correct genitalia. So, really, your ridiculous blabbering is incorrect.

I think you all need to do a squick of research before you try and beat something down. Though it does seem as if you're all too afraid (or in denial, just as well) to learn anything about different walks of life. It's sad, really. For you, I mean - for everyone else it's only a mixture of pity and hilarity.

Good day to you, sirs and madams and non-binaries.
(Oh, but I don't expect you to understand that bit, since you refuse to learn, and all.)

Are you pre-op or post-op?

[Aristotle]

Re: Trannies and victims of unfortunate accidents are damned

Transsexual womens' "privy members" don't get cut off - tissue is carefully sliced apart and rearranged inside the body to form the correct genitalia. So, really, your ridiculous blabbering is incorrect.

I think you all need to do a squick of research before you try and beat something down. Though it does seem as if you're all too afraid (or in denial, just as well) to learn anything about different walks of life. It's sad, really. For you, I mean - for everyone else it's only a mixture of pity and hilarity.

Good day to you, sirs and madams and non-binaries.
(Oh, but I don't expect you to understand that bit, since you refuse to learn, and all.)

So you disagree with the WORD of the LORD (KJV)?

Deuteronomy 23:1
He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

Do you think they can cut away a man's testicles and re-arrange things without wounding him? How would you like it if your son brought home his fiancee, named George?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Trannies and victims of unfortunate accidents are damned

Transsexual womens' "privy members" don't get cut off - tissue is carefully sliced apart and rearranged inside the body to form the correct genitalia. So, really, your ridiculous blabbering is incorrect.

I think you all need to do a squick of research before you try and beat something down. Though it does seem as if you're all too afraid (or in denial, just as well) to learn anything about different walks of life. It's sad, really. For you, I mean - for everyone else it's only a mixture of pity and hilarity.

Good day to you, sirs and madams and non-binaries.
(Oh, but I don't expect you to understand that bit, since you refuse to learn, and all.)

So what you are saying is if I take a pig, dice and slice it up, cook the ham, make the bacon, it is still a pig?
If I pee in my toilet, it goes into my septic system, flows in to the ground, works its' way to my well and you drink the 'water', does that make you a towel head?

[Harold Law]

Re: Trannies and victims of unfortunate accidents are damned

Transsexual womens' "privy members" don't get cut off - tissue is carefully sliced apart and rearranged inside the body to form the correct genitalia. So, really, your ridiculous blabbering is incorrect.

I think you all need to do a squick of research before you try and beat something down. Though it does seem as if you're all too afraid (or in denial, just as well) to learn anything about different walks of life. It's sad, really. For you, I mean - for everyone else it's only a mixture of pity and hilarity.

Good day to you, sirs and madams and non-binaries.
(Oh, but I don't expect you to understand that bit, since you refuse to learn, and all.)

Um, well you see son. Being a True Christian and all I really don't have time to listen to your whining and complaining. At the end of the day I get to watch you roast in the lake of fire for eternity while sipping on a nice cold beer with Jesus.

[eliot mayfield]

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I was doing research for another thread, but do you know the name of the first doctor to perform this "operation" is
Christian Hamburger?
It's an abomination unto the Lord.